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257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

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11. Side Boob: 1898 points
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15. Prombom: 1515 points
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 tekfro: wonder twin powers, activate!
 SgtScaredFrog: @Peter Pantsless Musa acuminata
 Peter Pantsless: What the Hell is that yellow thing? I feel like I used to know, but after dropping to blue, I'm not so sure...
 grandma: B-a-n-a-n-a-s go well with Diet Coke, so maybe it works for beer too
 Skaalar: Ah. We meet again, Old Friend.
 fakeusername: cramming some fruit in works for cheap mexican beers, so...
 WotGives: @chhumphrey That all seemed pretty clear
 chhumphrey: Instructions unclear, discarded for good craft beer
 Knice: Budnana for scale.
Image 184191   06-09-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
 grizzly: You don't know me!
 Mad Collager: On one piece of stone, you should at least get a monosllabic epitaph.
 bug: Grandpa was killed by a steamroller.
 chhumphrey: Well it's flat but not nearly as tasty
 Derp Herpigan: Not-so-hot cakes.
 Knice: Graveyards can be crepey.
Image 184190   06-09-17   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 sparename: A CAt-At
 Shay: Trust me, I'm a cat.
 enfanta: @funny in the wall terrifying and hilarious! Hilarifying!
 chhumphrey: The remake of the Cat-Dog cartoon is more disturbing than before
 funny in the wall: jesus, that's terrifying
 Derp Herpigan: How do you do, fellow cats?
Image 184189   06-09-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 VoR: Looking gorn in the morning...
 Otterman: Sleestak prototype
 Hosebag: Um, Uncle Robert?
 Mr. Butt: @chhumphrey "Just prank, Ogg." "Prank bad!"
 shadebane: The movie version of The Creature From the Black Lagoon was MUCH more realistic than the Broadway version.
 chhumphrey: Troglodyte pranks
Image 184188   06-09-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 AFanOfSprite: Sure--youre night in liking meat
 ch: They say that in the 50s, there were Meat Appreciation Comfort Stations almost every mile on major freeways
 Peter Pantsless: I was really hoping that @Annoying Vegan had posted this
 sparename: "You can't beat it!"
 Butcherboy: That's also a nice looking round steak that the butcher kindly broke up into the eye, bottom, and top steak. That is the preferred cut for making Swiss steak
 Butcherboy: When I grow up I'm going to bovine university
 chhumphrey: @Knice it's actually a group and they have some interesting vintage ads online.
 Knice: I'm tempted to Google "American Meat Institute," but I'm at work.
Image 184187   06-09-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 Wet farts: *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *BOOP*
 Side Boob: We're borkfing a wall and making the cats pay for it! :v
 winwolf: Boops.
 TheFrogMan: Snoots.
 responsibleadult: You guys smell meat?
 Ulillillia: boop
 KrazyKat: They smell #184187
Image 184186   06-09-17   Uploaded by    gary
 chhumphrey: How can I make a Bubba J joke without violating TOS?
Image 184185   06-09-17   Uploaded by    caesar
 Amy Housewine: This is tip-top.
 sabredenton: 1552...1553...1554... whoa whoa whoa WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY OTTER POP
 ch: Sure -- you're right in liking OTTER POPS
 Mr Shifty: Cold ones to crack with the boys
 kazzy94: @kinggheedra AUGH GRAPE
 kinggheedra: At the end of summer, you'll be rifling through a stack of the one flavor you don't like
 kazzy94: Aaaw yeaaah
 chhumphrey: Frozen sugar water, great for day camps and grandparents second freezers!
 Scoo: Thats Otterly ridiculous
 Zampano: It's like a damn DrDre video in there, only with popsicles instead of malt liquor.
 Knice: Wanna know how I got these scars?
Image 184184   06-09-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
 wolfpk: @UltraBeverly The average game lasts about thirty seconds.
 UltraBeverly: This basketball game is unorthodox.
 ch: God is really excited about the new gunrunning DLC
 winwolf: Crimea river.
 cannabis: Religion is peace...
 funny in the wall: at least they're not pretending that church and state are separate
 ignatz: Where's the Holy Hand Grenade?
 Derp Herpigan: +5 holy damage
 Knice: "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."
Image 184183   06-09-17   Uploaded by    logan
 aristocat: Thats awful and I laughed out loud. Rad
 gary: Lordi
 Mr. Shine: Ugh, I read this in his voice.
 Beef Supreme: RIP Oderous.
 Sandor: Goofcake the Mighty?
 Off Topic: "Let me get this straight here, Mr. Mouse. You want to divorce your wife because she's 'overly silly'?" "No, I said she was F#cking Goofy!"
Image 184182   06-09-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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