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257219  FireBreathingMarmot: what shall we say then

257738  Knice: My signature pro-wrestling move.

257281  FireBreathingMarmot: Great color rendition for as old as the media must have been.

256910  Austin: are they all vampires?

257724  Knice: Welcome to Ken's ass--I mean Kansas.

257732  Peter Pantsless: That represents the majority of Facebook posts pretty well, actually

257727  Knice: That's an impressive girth-to-length ratio.

257673  Dick Inspector: I P in the shower, too.

257675  Kaviri: Hey guys, am I too late to get in on the harlem shake thing?

257689  wolfpk: Care kitty

257679  Kaviri: Poor Sufjan Stevens.

257688  Kaviri: Waltzing Matilda.

257692  Kaviri: There is no door.

257693  Kaviri: He looks like Zach Braff?

257712  wolfpk: One of your legs has a face!

257696  Kaviri: Drive.

257656  Korrok: Korrok approves.

257699  Kaviri: A real head scratcher.

257715  wolfpk: Ok, I'm ready to be tutored.

257703  Kaviri: Oh gosh. Oh geez.

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9. Knice
10. Whatever

The top ten most commented-on images today:

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257686 Felicity: @KnowLifer Mattress war is the continuation of mattress politics by other means

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 7. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1772 points
13. rip odb: 1663 points
14. pirate: 1540 points
15. Prombom: 1515 points
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 Mr Shifty: Oh boo the old double comment thang
 Mr Shifty: Oh yay, the old pineapple/pizza thang
 Mr Shifty: Oh yay, the old pineapple/pizza thang
 Extreme Locorito: "Hawaiian" pizza ... urp.
 Kim: I usually get the pisano.
 Shay: Just another Thursday night at the frat house.
Image 184117   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Lantry
 jochenau: This is like the computer equivalent of riding sidesaddle.
 Ulillillia: "This is great for playing Farmville!"
 Spazstatic: Big screen, mom jeans.
Image 184116   06-08-17   Uploaded by    namename
 Mr Bleak: @Skaalar Spongebob Stonedpants!
 LurkedMoar: Express
 Mr Shifty: Want some 'fruit salad' bud?
 Skaalar: Who lives in dank bud inside a mason jar?
 Niels Bohr: Mmmm sticky fruit.
 Spazstatic: Fiend != Friend
 Spazstatic: Only the finest pineapple my fiend
Image 184115   06-08-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
 Peter Pantsless: *links to a picture of robot Mr. Burns*
 duckfarts: DEATH IS CERTAIN
 WaffleIron: Why would you ask a child this?
 dobbiesdoogs: the cleansing fire will consume us all
Image 184114   06-08-17   Uploaded by    soccer
 Mr Shifty: Is the gas off?
 prius: Prime pluton property.
 Bob: hell naw
 sparename: LEMMINGS!
 Cami: Every day is leg day.
 WTF: "Finally made it to the bottom now just to unlock the car... crap, I left my keys in my other pants!"
 enfanta: @Zampano Atlas Obscura says "A massive stone rising over 650 feet out of the flat ground of Guatape, Colombia, the Piedra de Penol or El Peon de Guatape, was once worshiped by the Tahamies Indians." There are more pictures at their site and I'd link to them but I'm a lowly blue.
 Teechur: Hey, kids! Go on outside and play in the yard.
 Zampano: Good God, i hope that staircase is built super-sturdy. I hate to be looking forward to that view, most of the way up thirty some flights of stairs, and have that shit collapse. Anyone know where this is?
 Benana: I think your whale is petrified.
 Scoo: This is as good an ad for a helicopter as I've ever seen
 Mr. Whiskers: We're gonna need a bigger Slinky!
Image 184113   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Pizza
 tib gubb: "mature"
 Pizza: The sooner this craze dies out, the better.
 DrinkMixMan: For gay sexy times, make it Fidget Spinner Butt Plug times.
 tib gubb: anything's a butt plug if you're fidgety enough
 duckfarts: gives new meaning to "fidgeting in your seat"
 Peter Pantsless: A sit 'n spin for adults?
 KrazyKat: Adhd bondage? Tie me up until the ritalin kicks in!
 WTF: It's like a reverse propeller beanie.
 Mr. Shine: Every day we drift further from God's light.
 WTF: God damn it people!
 Scoo: Quit playin' with your ass
Image 184112   06-08-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 grizzly: Don't laugh with me or my son ever again.
 DrinkMixMan: Hi, 'ena!
 a robot: Baby: "Mom, stahp!"
 a robot: Hehehehehehehehehehe!
Image 184111   06-08-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 werterland: @Ulillillia Oh. That clears it up a bit. Thanks.
 Pizza: They look like a family. MJ looks maternal.
 Dorb: "When they died, nobody said a word"
 Ulillillia: @werterland Probably taken around the time of…
 Science: Michael Jackson must have been taller than I thought...
 Bob: Did MJ always wear knee pads?
 raditzu: Damn, i hope it's his hand that tickles me between my scapulas.
 Kim: Rule 34?
 werterland: I tried Google image search for some context for this picture, and all the results I got were for the 2015 release of a pair of Air Jordans....
 Derp Herpigan: 90s.jpg
 Shay: @a robot Except for Macaulay, he's high AF.
 Ulillillia: MJ, MC, MJ
 a robot: Everyone here looks uncomfortable
 Scoo: Macaulay is *kinda* the same as Michael
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Two michaels one McCauley.
Image 184110   06-08-17   Uploaded by    realjon
 Skaalar: Thought this was lava for a second.
 werterland: "Hello? Any fish under here? No? Okay, then, bye."
 a robot: Penguin r rad
Image 184109   06-08-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 Air Biscuit: @XLY hampsters dont live long enough to reach legal drinking age.
 duckfarts: no hipsters either
 WaffleIron: I had tiny feet and sawdust bedding before it was cool.
 Wet farts: Guinea pigs ok?
 Scoo: How 'bout neither?
 XLY: what if I'm a hampster?
Image 184108   06-08-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
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