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253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253871  charlemagne: how do they get him to look so lifelike

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253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.



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Score:
671
 
 addend: Tasty dog hot.
 Teechur: If all we can see is her, WHAT'S GOING ON BEHIND HER?
 Mexico: I want a picture of her and the Magic: The Gathering guy. It'd a match made in heaven, or possibly even hell!
 Knice: Well, I laughed.
 Gomi Day: no. :
 Theta Zero: STOP THIS
Image 182889   06-02-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
392
 
 enfanta: I don't remember this episode of Psych.
 bug: I think that's one of the weapons from Kill Bill
 piranharama: Your dog looks sick
 scribbs: "What's your pineapple called?" "Cigarette."
Image 182888   06-02-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
192
 
 Dreforian: Kirby come back!
 scribbs: Fact: the Age of Aquarius began and ended in the 80s.
Image 182887   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
245
 
 funny in the wall: @a robot he's a theoretical ladies' man. he does not stoop to such pedestrian things as experiment and practice
 E. HONDA: Step 1, burn trilby misidentified as fedora. If yours is a real fedora burn it anyway
 a robot: Yes, I'm sure the pasty nerd with the fedora and concave chest knows a shitload of killer girl advice.
 Sadbot: For both: Git gud. Gitting gud in DS2 means a silly hat, the opposite is true for girls.
 Niels Bohr: Is this satire? I can't tell anymore.
 Nope: *Wika wika wika* Restraining order
Image 182886   06-02-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
633
 
 Hosebag: @Higdec Thin Lizzy!
 Peach: Team work makes the dream work.
 A duck: Golden Retriever Elite Squad
 dobbiesdoogs: "okay you're out, now do me." "uh we didn't think this through"
 scribbs: The Golden Team Lab is one of the more cooperative of the working breeds.
 Higdec: [AC/DC's Jailbreak plays in background]
Image 182885   06-02-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
458
 
 Spazstatic: This kills the Dr
 Dreforian: ALL of 'em Lincoln.
 a robot: Somehow, Ivanka's new fashion line just isn't resonating with the public that well...
 piranharama: One of us, one of us.
 WTF: Join us... forever.
 ch: batting cleanup for the moline mutants ... the pale, tall blonde one with the fucked-up eyes
 Nope: Uh Sarah, we clearly said we'd be wearing ruby red today... What the fuck Sarah...
Image 182884   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
71
 
 Teechur: It's never a good idea to wash your flowers.
 sabredenton: Seems like it'd be hard to take a bath with all that shit floating around
 Urn BooUrn: @Dan Tagonistic Rose petals in a bubble bath I think. One of DJFedora's signature tricks.
 Dan Tagonistic: So what am I looking at here? Dome kind of pudding?
Image 182883   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
462
 
 Hosebag: That's probably the same badger that got my stuff. Fuck.
 funny in the wall: can the real one be eaten by something too?
 scribbs: Is the first best " @bug is awesome"?
 Gomi Day: isn't it nice, mushroom and spice
 piranharama: Sport Exclusive? Now I really want to know how this went down.
 bug: This is the best combination of words our language can create.
 ch: not in the SETT not like this
 WaffleIron: They don't even try photoshopping these things professionally anymore.
Image 182882   06-02-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
557
 
 RainbowTornado: This cat, like david bowie and my sister, has dichromatic eyes.
 A duck: Khaleesi
 enfanta: Kitty Godiva is ready for her horse.
 lumporungus: PRETTY KITTY!!!!!!!
 Knice: Mom's spagkitty
 Nope: :( be nice to the poor kitty
Image 182881   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
338
 
 BaconCake: Carbo-loading
 Air Biscuit: Just mandy patinkin stuff.
 Teechur: Flour Power was in the 60s, I thought. Of course, I don't really remember the 60s.
 A duck: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
 dobbiesdoogs: first you get the flour, then you get the power, then you get the women
 Urn BooUrn: Nope, I can still feel the pea.
 Higdec: History is so cool.
 WaffleIron: I thought they were pillows and I was really happy for a moment.
Image 182880   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
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