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258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses



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Score:
458
 
 Spazstatic: This kills the Dr
 Dreforian: ALL of 'em Lincoln.
 a robot: Somehow, Ivanka's new fashion line just isn't resonating with the public that well...
 piranharama: One of us, one of us.
 WTF: Join us... forever.
 ch: batting cleanup for the moline mutants ... the pale, tall blonde one with the fucked-up eyes
 Nope: Uh Sarah, we clearly said we'd be wearing ruby red today... What the fuck Sarah...
Image 182884   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
71
 
 Teechur: It's never a good idea to wash your flowers.
 sabredenton: Seems like it'd be hard to take a bath with all that shit floating around
 Urn BooUrn: @Dan Tagonistic Rose petals in a bubble bath I think. One of DJFedora's signature tricks.
 Dan Tagonistic: So what am I looking at here? Dome kind of pudding?
Image 182883   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
462
 
 Hosebag: That's probably the same badger that got my stuff. Fuck.
 funny in the wall: can the real one be eaten by something too?
 scribbs: Is the first best " @bug is awesome"?
 Gomi Day: isn't it nice, mushroom and spice
 piranharama: Sport Exclusive? Now I really want to know how this went down.
 bug: This is the best combination of words our language can create.
 ch: not in the SETT not like this
 WaffleIron: They don't even try photoshopping these things professionally anymore.
Image 182882   06-02-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
557
 
 RainbowTornado: This cat, like david bowie and my sister, has dichromatic eyes.
 A duck: Khaleesi
 enfanta: Kitty Godiva is ready for her horse.
 lumporungus: PRETTY KITTY!!!!!!!
 Knice: Mom's spagkitty
 Nope: :( be nice to the poor kitty
Image 182881   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
338
 
 BaconCake: Carbo-loading
 Air Biscuit: Just mandy patinkin stuff.
 Teechur: Flour Power was in the 60s, I thought. Of course, I don't really remember the 60s.
 A duck: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
 dobbiesdoogs: first you get the flour, then you get the power, then you get the women
 Urn BooUrn: Nope, I can still feel the pea.
 Higdec: History is so cool.
 WaffleIron: I thought they were pillows and I was really happy for a moment.
Image 182880   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
218
 
 Cami: I heard this joke a lot during my time doing structural steel.
 E. HONDA: past a certain age, your erection may require scaffolding
 XLY: Alright fine I will
 lumporungus: Oh OH OOOH I Got Erection.
Image 182879   06-02-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
226
 
 addend: *plink* *thud*
 bug: Sounds like you'll need a better erection.
 scribbs: What season is this, exactly?
 WaffleIron: Very specific gift for your smoker friend who has a clingon named Richard.
Image 182878   06-02-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
498
 
 140bpm: Ha! I have this comic
 Nope: Woah Veronica. Woah, just because hes poorer than you.
 Shay: Also Betty is a redhead now.
 tritium: Also good.
Image 182877   06-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
313
 
 addend: My bus is always late. Which line did the bear ride?
 Hosebag: There's a toad in the road, we'll have to unload.
 WTF: Never realized the Battle of Waterloo involved polar bears. No wonder why Napoleon lost.
 tritium: Keep calm and JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A POLAR BEAR IN THE ROAD!
Image 182876   06-02-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
263
 
 wooden boy: Bad for EXIST: NO. No need to be snide like that
 lumporungus: I protest
 bug: He's good at dead lifting. (AKA resurrecting)
Image 182875   06-02-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
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