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268721  WTF: I'm I to that age where I have to tell the children 'Don't make fun' about the way we used to live?

268554  Unicorn: Me too @Nope

268730  WTF: Change my mind.

268738  WTF: ...followed by cramming the entire donut in your mouth before anyone can answer.

268738  barfolomew: Looks like someone's hungry hungry

268733  Christina: Beauty of Japan.

268717  Bohab: Teamwork.jpg

268039  Mr Bleak: Gonna make wanking / hand jobs umm ... interesting. Anyone got her address?

268041  Mr Bleak: @Felicity They could do the current incumbent with a hamster and a random tweet generator.

268050  Mr Bleak: Fuck! I remember reading that issue at work ...

268053  Mr Bleak: I preferred the "before" picture

268707  Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268733  Not A Bot: Someone is explaining to this cat why they're voting for Trump.

268744  ignatz: Those holds are known as 'jugs'

268733  Felicity: Dasha Nekrasova

268740  ignatz: Ma also contain traces of dads

268727  Amy Housewine: That doctor looks like a man without conviction.

268692  Amy Housewine: The Electric Spanking Of War Babies.

268696  ignell: Just need a laundry basket to sit in.

268730  SunWukong: What time is the ass kicking?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268710 tib gubb: better to die than to let the cops know what drugs you've been using

268687 addend: (Sits down & celebrates.)



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PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (848 points)
wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (775 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (768 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 3. Annoying Vegan : 3289 points
 4. MrBoffo: 2409 points
 5. Murm Gungus: 2162 points
 6. VeeKay: 1769 points
 7. Shay: 1606 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
 9. Zaxxoff: 1557 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. amputator: 1421 points
14. beyardo: 1366 points
15. poetrysucks: 1352 points
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Score:
71
 
 Teechur: It's never a good idea to wash your flowers.
 sabredenton: Seems like it'd be hard to take a bath with all that shit floating around
 Urn BooUrn: @Dan Tagonistic Rose petals in a bubble bath I think. One of DJFedora's signature tricks.
 Dan Tagonistic: So what am I looking at here? Dome kind of pudding?
Image 182883   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
462
 
 Hosebag: That's probably the same badger that got my stuff. Fuck.
 funny in the wall: can the real one be eaten by something too?
 scribbs: Is the first best " @bug is awesome"?
 Gomi Day: isn't it nice, mushroom and spice
 piranharama: Sport Exclusive? Now I really want to know how this went down.
 bug: This is the best combination of words our language can create.
 ch: not in the SETT not like this
 WaffleIron: They don't even try photoshopping these things professionally anymore.
Image 182882   06-02-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
583
 
 RainbowTornado: This cat, like david bowie and my sister, has dichromatic eyes.
 A duck: Khaleesi
 enfanta: Kitty Godiva is ready for her horse.
 lumporungus: PRETTY KITTY!!!!!!!
 Knice: Mom's spagkitty
 Nope: :( be nice to the poor kitty
Image 182881   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
338
 
 BaconCake: Carbo-loading
 Air Biscuit: Just mandy patinkin stuff.
 Teechur: Flour Power was in the 60s, I thought. Of course, I don't really remember the 60s.
 A duck: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
 dobbiesdoogs: first you get the flour, then you get the power, then you get the women
 Urn BooUrn: Nope, I can still feel the pea.
 Higdec: History is so cool.
 WaffleIron: I thought they were pillows and I was really happy for a moment.
Image 182880   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
218
 
 Cami: I heard this joke a lot during my time doing structural steel.
 E. HONDA: past a certain age, your erection may require scaffolding
 XLY: Alright fine I will
 lumporungus: Oh OH OOOH I Got Erection.
Image 182879   06-02-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
226
 
 addend: *plink* *thud*
 bug: Sounds like you'll need a better erection.
 scribbs: What season is this, exactly?
 WaffleIron: Very specific gift for your smoker friend who has a clingon named Richard.
Image 182878   06-02-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
498
 
 140bpm: Ha! I have this comic
 Nope: Woah Veronica. Woah, just because hes poorer than you.
 Shay: Also Betty is a redhead now.
 tritium: Also good.
Image 182877   06-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
313
 
 addend: My bus is always late. Which line did the bear ride?
 Hosebag: There's a toad in the road, we'll have to unload.
 WTF: Never realized the Battle of Waterloo involved polar bears. No wonder why Napoleon lost.
 tritium: Keep calm and JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A POLAR BEAR IN THE ROAD!
Image 182876   06-02-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
263
 
 wooden boy: Bad for EXIST: NO. No need to be snide like that
 lumporungus: I protest
 bug: He's good at dead lifting. (AKA resurrecting)
Image 182875   06-02-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
214
 
 bug: ...still a dog. Sigh... The treatment was unsuccessful.
 WaffleIron: Processes the satan right outta the ol pupper.
Image 182874   06-02-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
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