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268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

268254  sir toke a lot: Nowadays the only stuff that would be flying out is arguments, cat pictures, and porn.

268254  chunk norris: "It comes in MPEGs now!?"

268254  kittylitter: Wow, he must be using one of those blazing fast 128 kbps modems I hear so much about

268254  whiplash: THE INTERNET YOU GUYS!!!

268244  Sadbot: I feel like I'd get this if I were a Eurotrash partyboi

268247  Theta Zero: @Knice Not just black bars. Black bars, then a caption, then a white boarder, then a black box highlighting the text that's plainly visible in a blurry, unfocused photo. It's layers of incompetence, and I can't help but struggle to fathom the lengths this joke had to go through to be told.

268250  NoOneImportant: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268226  Incubi: What's he saying?

268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
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10. withak: 1615 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Score:
462
 
 Hosebag: That's probably the same badger that got my stuff. Fuck.
 funny in the wall: can the real one be eaten by something too?
 scribbs: Is the first best " @bug is awesome"?
 Gomi Day: isn't it nice, mushroom and spice
 piranharama: Sport Exclusive? Now I really want to know how this went down.
 bug: This is the best combination of words our language can create.
 ch: not in the SETT not like this
 WaffleIron: They don't even try photoshopping these things professionally anymore.
Image 182882   06-02-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
583
 
 RainbowTornado: This cat, like david bowie and my sister, has dichromatic eyes.
 A duck: Khaleesi
 enfanta: Kitty Godiva is ready for her horse.
 lumporungus: PRETTY KITTY!!!!!!!
 Knice: Mom's spagkitty
 Nope: :( be nice to the poor kitty
Image 182881   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
338
 
 BaconCake: Carbo-loading
 Air Biscuit: Just mandy patinkin stuff.
 Teechur: Flour Power was in the 60s, I thought. Of course, I don't really remember the 60s.
 A duck: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
 dobbiesdoogs: first you get the flour, then you get the power, then you get the women
 Urn BooUrn: Nope, I can still feel the pea.
 Higdec: History is so cool.
 WaffleIron: I thought they were pillows and I was really happy for a moment.
Image 182880   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
218
 
 Cami: I heard this joke a lot during my time doing structural steel.
 E. HONDA: past a certain age, your erection may require scaffolding
 XLY: Alright fine I will
 lumporungus: Oh OH OOOH I Got Erection.
Image 182879   06-02-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
226
 
 addend: *plink* *thud*
 bug: Sounds like you'll need a better erection.
 scribbs: What season is this, exactly?
 WaffleIron: Very specific gift for your smoker friend who has a clingon named Richard.
Image 182878   06-02-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
498
 
 140bpm: Ha! I have this comic
 Nope: Woah Veronica. Woah, just because hes poorer than you.
 Shay: Also Betty is a redhead now.
 tritium: Also good.
Image 182877   06-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
313
 
 addend: My bus is always late. Which line did the bear ride?
 Hosebag: There's a toad in the road, we'll have to unload.
 WTF: Never realized the Battle of Waterloo involved polar bears. No wonder why Napoleon lost.
 tritium: Keep calm and JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A POLAR BEAR IN THE ROAD!
Image 182876   06-02-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
263
 
 wooden boy: Bad for EXIST: NO. No need to be snide like that
 lumporungus: I protest
 bug: He's good at dead lifting. (AKA resurrecting)
Image 182875   06-02-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
214
 
 bug: ...still a dog. Sigh... The treatment was unsuccessful.
 WaffleIron: Processes the satan right outta the ol pupper.
Image 182874   06-02-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
276
 
 Snowta: I get the Matcha ones at the asian market. Sooo good.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Koalas March
 Meow: Chocolate ones or nothing!
 El hefe: Still more nutritious than eucalyptus
 Demon Universe: Oh ****, Koala Yummies!
Image 182873   06-02-17   Uploaded by    canada
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