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272919  a sedated moose: Doggles.

272832  MasterTwig: Glad there's the red circle at the bottom and the explanatory text at the top. Otherwise I might have missed the joke!

272947  ignatz: Graffiti of.. er, Camel toe in amber?

272947  Shorts Leng: The mural has a little yellow light on the right side from the street art one. Detail.

272916  ignatz: @tib gubb def don't not improve the poster, but as for the film..

272921  mickeyd: Doggo doggo doggo doggo Doggo doggo doggo doggo Doggo doggo doggo doggo Doggo doggo doggo doggo

272935  Teechur: @sparename I was angling more toward the common sense aspect. Those of the "Hey, y'all, watch this!" culture tend to have two letters to their chromosomes.

272935  sparename: @Teechur Personchester is also still genderist, so it was decided that it should be called Peroffspringchester

272866  sparename: I'm sure it belongs in the ocean

272918  Teechur: @Mr. Butt I'm just a regular handyman in the summer. I'd like to be that other kind you mentioned.

272925  Teechur: Hey, giraffe! Need a taller pillow?

272926  Teechur: Get a pillow?! Get a pillow, my ass!

272928  Teechur: Might be his dancing name.

272932  Teechur: Got my pants on.

272934  Teechur: WAKE UP! It's Friday, baby!

272935  Teechur: Hmmm.... Is there anyone from Womanchester who could give me better advice?

272946  danny: Wouldnt satans nightmares be like.. cute stuff?

272899  Magdra: Gotta get that.03 off

272933  apoxia: Boston Dynamics releases photo of the first prototype of Big Dog

272936  apoxia: Zonkey

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"



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Score:
338
 
 BaconCake: Carbo-loading
 Air Biscuit: Just mandy patinkin stuff.
 Teechur: Flour Power was in the 60s, I thought. Of course, I don't really remember the 60s.
 A duck: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
 dobbiesdoogs: first you get the flour, then you get the power, then you get the women
 Urn BooUrn: Nope, I can still feel the pea.
 Higdec: History is so cool.
 WaffleIron: I thought they were pillows and I was really happy for a moment.
Image 182880   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
218
 
 Cami: I heard this joke a lot during my time doing structural steel.
 E. HONDA: past a certain age, your erection may require scaffolding
 XLY: Alright fine I will
 lumporungus: Oh OH OOOH I Got Erection.
Image 182879   06-02-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
226
 
 addend: *plink* *thud*
 bug: Sounds like you'll need a better erection.
 scribbs: What season is this, exactly?
 WaffleIron: Very specific gift for your smoker friend who has a clingon named Richard.
Image 182878   06-02-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
498
 
 140bpm: Ha! I have this comic
 Nope: Woah Veronica. Woah, just because hes poorer than you.
 Shay: Also Betty is a redhead now.
 tritium: Also good.
Image 182877   06-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
313
 
 addend: My bus is always late. Which line did the bear ride?
 Hosebag: There's a toad in the road, we'll have to unload.
 WTF: Never realized the Battle of Waterloo involved polar bears. No wonder why Napoleon lost.
 tritium: Keep calm and JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A POLAR BEAR IN THE ROAD!
Image 182876   06-02-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
263
 
 wooden boy: Bad for EXIST: NO. No need to be snide like that
 lumporungus: I protest
 bug: He's good at dead lifting. (AKA resurrecting)
Image 182875   06-02-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
214
 
 bug: ...still a dog. Sigh... The treatment was unsuccessful.
 WaffleIron: Processes the satan right outta the ol pupper.
Image 182874   06-02-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
276
 
 Snowta: I get the Matcha ones at the asian market. Sooo good.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Koalas March
 Meow: Chocolate ones or nothing!
 El hefe: Still more nutritious than eucalyptus
 Demon Universe: Oh ****, Koala Yummies!
Image 182873   06-02-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
864
 
 celebgate: I want both. Come on technology, youre my only hope
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Healthy & Happy over "Perfection".
 Jabberwikket: My kind of woman. Movement takes Energy (therefore calories). Exercise is way more sexy than denial and starvation
 Teechur: @funny in the wall The more you know.... *Star swoosh....
 Kim: This.
 funny in the wall: i did not know thigh gaps were a thing until i saw this; i mean i know they exist, but i hadn't realized i was supposed to be attracted to them
 Annoying Vegan : Upgrade your 'tater chip game and get the Japanese seaweed flavor, they are the best.
 tib gubb: you chose wisely
 Knice: I didn't know pizza was bad for my hip-bones.
 tritium: Fuck, man, I'd rather hang out with her, she seems like fun.
 FabricMan: Smash the patriarchy! With diabetes!
 Teechur: I guess that's a "no" on the pizza then?
 Aemuli: Minimum body fat culture is a bit weird
Image 182872   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
110
 
 Shay: It's cool everyone, it's a registered and trademarked cock.
 WaffleIron: God how I love explosives.
Image 182871   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
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