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258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

258577  BavidDowie: I said Bebop ON HALF

258589  Shay: Ralph had enough of it.

258591  Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!

258579  BavidDowie: dat make-up sammich, doh...

258596  Peter Pantsless: Well this chart is way off. I use windows, but I'm an idiot with no life.

258592  Sadbot: That round sticker is for a sheet metal workers union app. Unions are going to going to get ground into nothing if they don't step up and show some solidarity with minority labor.

258605  Peter Pantsless: #justpuppythings

258591  Felicity: Become a part of the new and exciting Zontar team

258594  Nope: DMT makes you an interesting person

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258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns



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Score:
338
 
 BaconCake: Carbo-loading
 Air Biscuit: Just mandy patinkin stuff.
 Teechur: Flour Power was in the 60s, I thought. Of course, I don't really remember the 60s.
 A duck: NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
 dobbiesdoogs: first you get the flour, then you get the power, then you get the women
 Urn BooUrn: Nope, I can still feel the pea.
 Higdec: History is so cool.
 WaffleIron: I thought they were pillows and I was really happy for a moment.
Image 182880   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
218
 
 Cami: I heard this joke a lot during my time doing structural steel.
 E. HONDA: past a certain age, your erection may require scaffolding
 XLY: Alright fine I will
 lumporungus: Oh OH OOOH I Got Erection.
Image 182879   06-02-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
226
 
 addend: *plink* *thud*
 bug: Sounds like you'll need a better erection.
 scribbs: What season is this, exactly?
 WaffleIron: Very specific gift for your smoker friend who has a clingon named Richard.
Image 182878   06-02-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Score:
498
 
 140bpm: Ha! I have this comic
 Nope: Woah Veronica. Woah, just because hes poorer than you.
 Shay: Also Betty is a redhead now.
 tritium: Also good.
Image 182877   06-02-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
313
 
 addend: My bus is always late. Which line did the bear ride?
 Hosebag: There's a toad in the road, we'll have to unload.
 WTF: Never realized the Battle of Waterloo involved polar bears. No wonder why Napoleon lost.
 tritium: Keep calm and JESUS CHRIST THERE'S A POLAR BEAR IN THE ROAD!
Image 182876   06-02-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
263
 
 wooden boy: Bad for EXIST: NO. No need to be snide like that
 lumporungus: I protest
 bug: He's good at dead lifting. (AKA resurrecting)
Image 182875   06-02-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
214
 
 bug: ...still a dog. Sigh... The treatment was unsuccessful.
 WaffleIron: Processes the satan right outta the ol pupper.
Image 182874   06-02-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
276
 
 Snowta: I get the Matcha ones at the asian market. Sooo good.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Koalas March
 Meow: Chocolate ones or nothing!
 El hefe: Still more nutritious than eucalyptus
 Demon Universe: Oh ****, Koala Yummies!
Image 182873   06-02-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
864
 
 celebgate: I want both. Come on technology, youre my only hope
 Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Healthy & Happy over "Perfection".
 Jabberwikket: My kind of woman. Movement takes Energy (therefore calories). Exercise is way more sexy than denial and starvation
 Teechur: @funny in the wall The more you know.... *Star swoosh....
 Kim: This.
 funny in the wall: i did not know thigh gaps were a thing until i saw this; i mean i know they exist, but i hadn't realized i was supposed to be attracted to them
 Annoying Vegan : Upgrade your 'tater chip game and get the Japanese seaweed flavor, they are the best.
 tib gubb: you chose wisely
 Knice: I didn't know pizza was bad for my hip-bones.
 tritium: Fuck, man, I'd rather hang out with her, she seems like fun.
 FabricMan: Smash the patriarchy! With diabetes!
 Teechur: I guess that's a "no" on the pizza then?
 Aemuli: Minimum body fat culture is a bit weird
Image 182872   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
110
 
 Shay: It's cool everyone, it's a registered and trademarked cock.
 WaffleIron: God how I love explosives.
Image 182871   06-02-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
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