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249495  WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.

249503  Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial

249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

249336  Jabberwikket: Graphic insinuates masturbation to prevent heat stroke... or it's calling it that.

249489  Amy Housewine: That cat with strange-looking haunches sure does have a lot of dorits.

249486  Yam: @a robot Shes only around 6 or 7 (rescue, not sure exactly) but has unfortunate/hilarious facial colouration

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249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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Score:
256
 
 KickassHellyeah: Hes dressed like a 1960s Batman villain
 DrinkMixMan: I bet he's not really Irish
 ch: I am just now noticing that mayor starts with "mayo" what a fool I've been ... all these years
 Zampano: Thanks @Hyphae Were all one big happy family here, love you too
 Mr. Shine: Voiced by Al Franken in the CLERKS Animated Series. In my opinion, the best work he's ever done.
 Hyphae: I really needed that, thank you. I love you, @Zampano
 Zampano: One time the Hamburglar cheeseburglarized Mayor McCheese's head and ate it while staring him in the eyes while they could still look. The rest of Mayor McCheese's body was ground up, turned into burgers, and eaten by Ronald McDonald and by that annoying cop, Officer Big Mac, who got murdered and eaten right after.
Image 182859   06-02-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
243
 
 Whatoatmeal: Is this Wall-E?
 enfanta: Burning Man ain't what it used to be.
 Teechur: Modern-day McCreary brothers
 Bu7Z: Live action mario cart
 Mephistopheles: trump voters on parade.
 scribbs: Razak's Roughnecks didn't age well.
 piranharama: Ride of the Valkyries intensifies
 Shay: Everyone: *BRRMMMMBRMMMBMMRRRBBBRRMM*
Image 182858   06-02-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
470
 
 grizzly: They have a fight, Triangle wins.
 Mr. Shine: The super hero we need. The problem is it always takes him more than 30 mins to show up.
 Psymon: He dons his anchovy topping and causes criminals to retch at the smell
 Zampano: Then he puts pineapple on himself and bad guys are just like, "that's it. I quit. Im done with this life of crime. That's just wrong."
Image 182857   06-02-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
389
 
 Peach: Collect all two.
 WTF: That lady has balls of steel!
 funny in the wall: that lady must be super stong
 Quackzy: What? Sphere is evolving! Congratulations! Your Sphere evolved into Globe!
 DrinkMixMan: @a robot dust
 WTF: I was expecting to see a reflection of a naked photographer in the spheres.
 piranharama: She must be pretty strong lifting that much stainless steel
 Hokie333: The 17" one is the better bargain in cents per square inch.
 carpwoman: @Shay - That movie scared the shit out of me.
 Wet farts: Do have a gluten free option?
 Mr. Shine: @a robot "Ya gotta pay to find out!"
 a robot: Collector Sphere, eh? What does it collect?
 Shay: Watch out, it might be one of those orbs from Phantasm.
 KrazyKat: Size matters.
Image 182856   06-02-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
382
 
 some guy : Ooh this is gonna be a mindfuck!
 fisto: Think hard
 Ulillillia: Varicoceles are no joke.
 sabredenton: You really should go see a doctor
 White Rice: Brains-for-dick?
 Dan Tagonistic: The hanging brain
 Mr. Shine: Nice braingina.
 Psymon: Much preferable to the converse
 KrazyKat: Well, that's thinking with your...
Image 182855   06-02-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
338
 
 Niels Bohr: Jealous of that hairline. 31 and balding, back hair is nice and thick though. Yuck.
 scribbs: There's nothing more heartbreaking than when an infant is stricken with Banker's Hair.
 A duck: @Scoo: Oh, you! ;-*
 Mexico: Elvis is reborn!
 Scoo: @A duck Kid's got quite a bit too
 A duck: Lookit that head of hair. Shit.
Image 182854   06-02-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
343
 
 lumporungus: Well, it seems perfectly reasonable and safe to remove my space helmet....
 WaffleIron: @scribbs @Mr. Shine @A duck : Or humping!
 scribbs: @Mr. Shine @A duck Or licking.
 Mr. Shine: @A duck *sadly* also not for hugging.
 A duck: WARNING: Not for sitting!
Image 182853   06-02-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
340
 
 WaffleIron: Ceiling for floor and floor for ceiling. Rad.
 scribbs: "I'm not too fussed about the architectural details as long as it's cozy...OHMYGOD! It's perfect!"
Image 182852   06-02-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
288
 
 enfanta: Way to enforce the stereotype, lady.
 WaffleIron: "There's desperation in the air, it leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out"
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob She came to WIN.
 Shay: Queer Horror.
 ottorongo: There's always one that takes it a little to far.
 A duck: You think marriage is a fucking game, son?
 Side Boob: Girl in the red boots came to play!
Image 182851   06-02-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
198
 
 Jabberwikket: Stupid scary sexy sock creatures
 kazzy94: It's a bunch of books by fundamentalist christians.
 Mr. Shine: @Zampano Twilight?
 WTF: Rammed in the butt but my own butt...
 savvoy: Putting the Love back in Lovecraft
 huskyboy: @Zampano And the Vampire Chronicles
 Zampano: so Rocky Horror Picture Show novelization, then, or...
Image 182850   06-02-17   Uploaded by    athiest
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