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248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

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9. Christina
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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 2. Supermansbrother: 8294 points
 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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Score:
243
 
 Whatoatmeal: Is this Wall-E?
 enfanta: Burning Man ain't what it used to be.
 Teechur: Modern-day McCreary brothers
 Bu7Z: Live action mario cart
 Mephistopheles: trump voters on parade.
 scribbs: Razak's Roughnecks didn't age well.
 piranharama: Ride of the Valkyries intensifies
 Shay: Everyone: *BRRMMMMBRMMMBMMRRRBBBRRMM*
Image 182858   06-02-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
470
 
 grizzly: They have a fight, Triangle wins.
 Mr. Shine: The super hero we need. The problem is it always takes him more than 30 mins to show up.
 Psymon: He dons his anchovy topping and causes criminals to retch at the smell
 Zampano: Then he puts pineapple on himself and bad guys are just like, "that's it. I quit. Im done with this life of crime. That's just wrong."
Image 182857   06-02-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
389
 
 Peach: Collect all two.
 WTF: That lady has balls of steel!
 funny in the wall: that lady must be super stong
 Quackzy: What? Sphere is evolving! Congratulations! Your Sphere evolved into Globe!
 DrinkMixMan: @a robot dust
 WTF: I was expecting to see a reflection of a naked photographer in the spheres.
 piranharama: She must be pretty strong lifting that much stainless steel
 Hokie333: The 17" one is the better bargain in cents per square inch.
 carpwoman: @Shay - That movie scared the shit out of me.
 Wet farts: Do have a gluten free option?
 Mr. Shine: @a robot "Ya gotta pay to find out!"
 a robot: Collector Sphere, eh? What does it collect?
 Shay: Watch out, it might be one of those orbs from Phantasm.
 KrazyKat: Size matters.
Image 182856   06-02-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
382
 
 some guy : Ooh this is gonna be a mindfuck!
 Felicity: Think hard
 Ulillillia: Varicoceles are no joke.
 sabredenton: You really should go see a doctor
 White Rice: Brains-for-dick?
 Dan Tagonistic: The hanging brain
 Mr. Shine: Nice braingina.
 Psymon: Much preferable to the converse
 KrazyKat: Well, that's thinking with your...
Image 182855   06-02-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
338
 
 Niels Bohr: Jealous of that hairline. 31 and balding, back hair is nice and thick though. Yuck.
 scribbs: There's nothing more heartbreaking than when an infant is stricken with Banker's Hair.
 A duck: @Scoo: Oh, you! ;-*
 Mexico: Elvis is reborn!
 Scoo: @A duck Kid's got quite a bit too
 A duck: Lookit that head of hair. Shit.
Image 182854   06-02-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
343
 
 lumporungus: Well, it seems perfectly reasonable and safe to remove my space helmet....
 WaffleIron: @scribbs @Mr. Shine @A duck : Or humping!
 scribbs: @Mr. Shine @A duck Or licking.
 Mr. Shine: @A duck *sadly* also not for hugging.
 A duck: WARNING: Not for sitting!
Image 182853   06-02-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
340
 
 WaffleIron: Ceiling for floor and floor for ceiling. Rad.
 scribbs: "I'm not too fussed about the architectural details as long as it's cozy...OHMYGOD! It's perfect!"
Image 182852   06-02-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
288
 
 enfanta: Way to enforce the stereotype, lady.
 WaffleIron: "There's desperation in the air, it leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out"
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob She came to WIN.
 Shay: Queer Horror.
 ottorongo: There's always one that takes it a little to far.
 A duck: You think marriage is a fucking game, son?
 Side Boob: Girl in the red boots came to play!
Image 182851   06-02-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
198
 
 Jabberwikket: Stupid scary sexy sock creatures
 kazzy94: It's a bunch of books by fundamentalist christians.
 Mr. Shine: @Zampano Twilight?
 WTF: Rammed in the butt but my own butt...
 savvoy: Putting the Love back in Lovecraft
 Felicity: @Zampano And the Vampire Chronicles
 Zampano: so Rocky Horror Picture Show novelization, then, or...
Image 182850   06-02-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
306
 
 Darmstadtium: This makes sense
 ch: gonna fix you a nice hot dish of my wonderful spaghetti. it's my own secret recipe! [FX: equips diver's mask]
 scribbs: Joe Biden has really gone downhill.
 Prostata: maybe it's time to empty the septic tank
 Shay: Honey? I think I found where the leak is coming from.
 Felicity: The dishes just need a little more time to soak
 Ulillillia: Who needs the Paris agreement anyway
 dobbiesdoogs: I LOVE IT
 VoR: @ignatz looks like he lost his stash of teabags anyway..
 ignatz: Do NOT plug in that kettle..
Image 182849   06-02-17   Uploaded by    wootman
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