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272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?



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Score:
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 Whatoatmeal: Is this Wall-E?
 enfanta: Burning Man ain't what it used to be.
 Teechur: Modern-day McCreary brothers
 Bu7Z: Live action mario cart
 Mephistopheles: trump voters on parade.
 scribbs: Razak's Roughnecks didn't age well.
 piranharama: Ride of the Valkyries intensifies
 Shay: Everyone: *BRRMMMMBRMMMBMMRRRBBBRRMM*
Image 182858   06-02-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
470
 
 grizzly: They have a fight, Triangle wins.
 Mr. Shine: The super hero we need. The problem is it always takes him more than 30 mins to show up.
 Psymon: He dons his anchovy topping and causes criminals to retch at the smell
 Zampano: Then he puts pineapple on himself and bad guys are just like, "that's it. I quit. Im done with this life of crime. That's just wrong."
Image 182857   06-02-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
389
 
 Peach: Collect all two.
 WTF: That lady has balls of steel!
 funny in the wall: that lady must be super stong
 Quackzy: What? Sphere is evolving! Congratulations! Your Sphere evolved into Globe!
 DrinkMixMan: @a robot dust
 WTF: I was expecting to see a reflection of a naked photographer in the spheres.
 piranharama: She must be pretty strong lifting that much stainless steel
 Hokie333: The 17" one is the better bargain in cents per square inch.
 carpwoman: @Shay - That movie scared the shit out of me.
 Wet farts: Do have a gluten free option?
 Mr. Shine: @a robot "Ya gotta pay to find out!"
 a robot: Collector Sphere, eh? What does it collect?
 Shay: Watch out, it might be one of those orbs from Phantasm.
 KrazyKat: Size matters.
Image 182856   06-02-17   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
382
 
 sir toke a lot: Ooh this is gonna be a mindfuck!
 fisto: Think hard
 Ulillillia: Varicoceles are no joke.
 sabredenton: You really should go see a doctor
 White Rice: Brains-for-dick?
 Dan Tagonistic: The hanging brain
 Mr. Shine: Nice braingina.
 Psymon: Much preferable to the converse
 KrazyKat: Well, that's thinking with your...
Image 182855   06-02-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
338
 
 Niels Bohr: Jealous of that hairline. 31 and balding, back hair is nice and thick though. Yuck.
 scribbs: There's nothing more heartbreaking than when an infant is stricken with Banker's Hair.
 A duck: @Scoo: Oh, you! ;-*
 Mexico: Elvis is reborn!
 Scoo: @A duck Kid's got quite a bit too
 A duck: Lookit that head of hair. Shit.
Image 182854   06-02-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
343
 
 lumporungus: Well, it seems perfectly reasonable and safe to remove my space helmet....
 WaffleIron: @scribbs @Mr. Shine @A duck : Or humping!
 scribbs: @Mr. Shine @A duck Or licking.
 Mr. Shine: @A duck *sadly* also not for hugging.
 A duck: WARNING: Not for sitting!
Image 182853   06-02-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
340
 
 WaffleIron: Ceiling for floor and floor for ceiling. Rad.
 scribbs: "I'm not too fussed about the architectural details as long as it's cozy...OHMYGOD! It's perfect!"
Image 182852   06-02-17   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
288
 
 enfanta: Way to enforce the stereotype, lady.
 WaffleIron: "There's desperation in the air, it leaves a stain on all your clothes and no detergent gets it out"
 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob She came to WIN.
 Shay: Queer Horror.
 ottorongo: There's always one that takes it a little to far.
 A duck: You think marriage is a fucking game, son?
 Side Boob: Girl in the red boots came to play!
Image 182851   06-02-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
198
 
 Jabberwikket: Stupid scary sexy sock creatures
 kazzy94: It's a bunch of books by fundamentalist christians.
 Mr. Shine: @Zampano Twilight?
 WTF: Rammed in the butt but my own butt...
 savvoy: Putting the Love back in Lovecraft
 huskyboy: @Zampano And the Vampire Chronicles
 Zampano: so Rocky Horror Picture Show novelization, then, or...
Image 182850   06-02-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
306
 
 Darmstadtium: This makes sense
 ch: gonna fix you a nice hot dish of my wonderful spaghetti. it's my own secret recipe! [FX: equips diver's mask]
 scribbs: Joe Biden has really gone downhill.
 Prostata: maybe it's time to empty the septic tank
 Shay: Honey? I think I found where the leak is coming from.
 beyardo: The dishes just need a little more time to soak
 Ulillillia: Who needs the Paris agreement anyway
 dobbiesdoogs: I LOVE IT
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: @ignatz looks like he lost his stash of teabags anyway..
 Niels Bohr: Do NOT plug in that kettle..
Image 182849   06-02-17   Uploaded by    wootman
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