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268400  Knice: Nature wants to speak to your manager.

268402  Knice: @lolnotrly Flerts ma turts.

268393  FormerLurker: Haha, remember when they wrote Black Home Sun? Ah, the 80s...

268378  PenguinBartender: I like the caption, but if they framed this out farther, it would have even better impact (showing the choir).

268385  Sadbot: Magneto was right

268402  lolnotrly: When we lived in a rural area we used to see turtles out on the highway often. My mom would stop and pick them up and bring them to the big pond we had in our backyard where they wouldn't get run over. We ended up anchoring a log in the middle of the pond, and all the turtles would get up and line themselves up on the log!

268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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11. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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Score:
548
 
 Fiasco: Before that, this officer was killed by a robot who adopted his likeness
 funny in the wall: @a robot i think this is a poem
 a robot: Why are Mill and Kidnapped capitalized?
 WTF: Licvid metal
 White Rice: "Are you John Connor?"
 Fishy: Ouch.
Image 182100   05-30-17   Uploaded by    FabricMan
Score:
362
 
 Teechur: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a playground equipment assembly technician!
 WTF: "Twelve more power vertices than your standard pyramid model."
 sparename: Your tent is shit
 addend: This wake is weird.
 Cami: Yes, it gets HBO.
 Fishy: Oklahoma man invents wonder bed. Orthodontists hate him!
 jochenau: Roll 1d12 will to resist Spaceship-induced nightmares.
 Peter Pantsless: Is this one of those orgone generators?
Image 182099   05-30-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
718
 
 Bill Rye: I did not even press that button twice
 Bill Rye: "Who the f**k dumped seeds all over my floor?"
 Peach: Honey, I'm home!
 Quackzy: That guy in the upper left looks a little squirrelly
 Quackzy: That guy in the upper left looks a little squirrelly
 piranharama: I have all the sunflower seeds yet still feel empty inside
 Fishy: At least he has a broom.
 LurkedMoar: What a seedy place
Image 182098   05-30-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
199
 
 Mr. Butt: Step into the motherfuckin' dodecagon!
 enfanta: God, I hate team building.
 addend: "Don't... get... eliminated!"
Image 182097   05-30-17   Uploaded by    fink
Score:
255
 
 Teechur: This is why I use + and 0 when I give this type of quiz.
 duckfarts: hell yeah, eat shit buddy
 Fishy: T apple paper clip e
 addend: Ftarlusee.
 epitasis: You have a much better chance with 50/50 if you actually don't know the answer.
 tib gubb: I've tried it
Image 182096   05-30-17   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
222
 
 enfanta: Now this is just adding insult to injury! #181922
 tekfro: where did you park the tank?!
 duckfarts: @Cami twist: the water near boiling
 Cami: The war on summer heat is a success.
Image 182095   05-30-17   Uploaded by    piranharama
Score:
508
 
 Teechur: That's actually quite cute.
 Psymon: Tarantowl
 Zampano: Now I'm scared to sleep tonight #NightmareFuel
Image 182094   05-30-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
551
 
 lumporungus: Common core fails us again
 Fishy: Can I get an amen.
 addend: My condolences, but how long ago was he born?
 Mr. Butt: Peqd
 romangreek: Your grandfather is a Time Lord.
Image 182093   05-30-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
309
 
 trelyate: "Well, you heard the weather lady, dear."
 Noremak: I've been single every Valentine's Day. I wonder if I'm an asshole....
 duckfarts: things will be sunny on Friday, and then a bit beezy on Saturday, followed by mild weather
 duckfarts: things will be sunny on Friday, and then a bit beezy on Saturday, followed by mild weather
 White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 nice.
 addend: vv "Big spring".
 Peter Pantsless: boioioioing
 charmander: 69....nice,
 Zampano: Oh, i get it. Cause it's gonna be mild for three days after Valentine's day. Lmfao
 Ulillillia: That means two things.
Image 182092   05-30-17   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Image 182091 is unbelievably bad (score -24) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by square44. Boo, square44.
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