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258402  VeeKay: Garcon means boy

258419  fanny: what if you're that someone :(

258420  AlexDeLarge: After the horrors of last night, Fred would never again suggest that the gang split up.

258419  Annoying Vegan : So, youre stuck in this rat race waiting for a 6am train, while someone else is pursuing their lifes greatest dream.

258418  grizzly: You bad friend!

258363  lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365  lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410  Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365  Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383  lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419  Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386  lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418  Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412  Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417  AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412  Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419  Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

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258270 berlin: me too

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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Score:
368
 
 jazzjunkie: Dave's not here, man!
 redmonkey3: "It's open" = instant defeat of every Knock Knock joke, ever
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!
 WTF: Nice pair of Knockers!
 Bu7Z: Panther's not here man.
 Joseph: Just Panther. Open the fucking door man.
 Derp Herpigan: @scribbs Panther who?
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther.
 Derp Herpigan: Who's there?
Image 181767   05-28-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
304
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Image 181766   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
313
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Get off the sofa!
Image 181765   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
238
 
 Ihminen: @Air Biscuit damnit lol
 Air Biscuit: @Ihminen Eye see what you did there...
 Ihminen: eyes eyes baby
Image 181764   05-28-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
579
 
 Mr Bleak: @SoyUnPerdedor His name is Yoda (or was, we was born in 2008 and I don't know what has happened to him since). Search for "Yoda the cat with 4 ears" and you find reports from back then.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Prostata Really? I can sort of see what you mean
 jochenau: how to breed and publicize your own congenitally deformed celebrity cat
 Teechur: Four 'ears a jolly good fellow, four 'ears a jolly good fellow.....
 Prostata: yikes that's a partial conjoined twin thing going on there
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Meet my cat Mr Satan"
 sparename: Russian cats
Image 181763   05-28-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
266
 
 miller: See, if I had an unmarked Crown Vic, I would *want* people to think it might be a ghost car, so they would drive more carefully around me
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, well don't fuck them, then
 WTF: Sting's car after going solo.
 Ihminen: the pinnacle of technology in undercover operations
 Amy Housewine: Not the po-lice/coming straight from the underground
Image 181762   05-28-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
277
 
 Demon Universe: There's a Simpson's joke for that!
 reagan: Hes got a monkey on his back
 Prostata: I think I'll just have lunch out on the pati... uh... nevermind.
 sparename: Monkey business, doggy style
Image 181761   05-28-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
216
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i want the one with 'maters. jenga!
 enfanta: "And even God got sad just looking at him. And at his funeral all his friends stood around looking sad. But they were really thinking of all the ham and cheese sandwiches in the next room."
 Air Biscuit: Welcome to the airport. These sandwiches are $10 each but were not going to put a price tag on them so youll be surprised at the cash register but youll pay for it anyway because theres a line behind you.
 Teechur: Just how many sandwiches do you eat for "lunch?" "All the sandwiches."
 Bu7Z: Damnit, now I want this.
Image 181760   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
337
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Windows 98?
 a robot: MORE WINDOWS! (#181746)
Image 181759   05-28-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
449
 
 Teechur: Yes, we're going to the water park. But you'll all have to dry off well after because you smell funny when you get wet.
 Hosebag: You kids shut the hell.... SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Sandor: Who is driving? Dog is driving? How can this be?
Image 181758   05-28-17   Uploaded by    champeen
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