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244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

244462  Sandor: Is the teacher Contact Commander's brother?

244465  Sandor: Would be better without Garfield

244467  tib gubb: resting birb face

244480  sparename: Single or double?

244408  PenguinBartender: @lecj07 Overall, they had to be realistic and acknowledge they'd lose fewer of their numbers to their own weapons if they just cut off their own ring fingers.

244462  VeeKay: Unrealistic standard of NASCAR drivers ed.

244469  funny in the wall: are we saying that tide is the tortured artist and not a soulless evil corporation?

244440  PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244443  PenguinBartender: FIGHT!

244468  VeeKay: Truly a turd among images that don't actually show a turd.

244467  FabricMan: Say the secret bird, win a hundred dollars!

244463  PenguinBartender: *slowly looks down at finger on mousewheel*

244371  a sedated moose: @Yurishiro eh, fair enough.

244469  Slerzy: So is the tide pod the art, or the casual existential angst of generation z?

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9. VoR
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244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244280 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.

244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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hexxx uploaded 244203 (1060 points)
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WannaBee uploaded 244286 (1011 points)


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 6. Scoo: 4905 points
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11. waaaaaat: 2834 points
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Score:
368
 
 jazzjunkie: Dave's not here, man!
 redmonkey3: "It's open" = instant defeat of every Knock Knock joke, ever
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!
 WTF: Nice pair of Knockers!
 Bu7Z: Panther's not here man.
 Joseph: Just Panther. Open the fucking door man.
 Derp Herpigan: @scribbs Panther who?
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther.
 Derp Herpigan: Who's there?
Image 181767   05-28-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
304
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Image 181766   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
313
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Get off the sofa!
Image 181765   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
238
 
 Ihminen: @Air Biscuit damnit lol
 Air Biscuit: @Ihminen Eye see what you did there...
 Ihminen: eyes eyes baby
Image 181764   05-28-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
579
 
 Mr Bleak: @SoyUnPerdedor His name is Yoda (or was, we was born in 2008 and I don't know what has happened to him since). Search for "Yoda the cat with 4 ears" and you find reports from back then.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Prostata Really? I can sort of see what you mean
 jochenau: how to breed and publicize your own congenitally deformed celebrity cat
 Teechur: Four 'ears a jolly good fellow, four 'ears a jolly good fellow.....
 Prostata: yikes that's a partial conjoined twin thing going on there
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Meet my cat Mr Satan"
 sparename: Russian cats
Image 181763   05-28-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
266
 
 Felicity: See, if I had an unmarked Crown Vic, I would *want* people to think it might be a ghost car, so they would drive more carefully around me
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, well don't fuck them, then
 WTF: Sting's car after going solo.
 Ihminen: the pinnacle of technology in undercover operations
 Amy Housewine: Not the po-lice/coming straight from the underground
Image 181762   05-28-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
277
 
 Demon Universe: There's a Simpson's joke for that!
 Felicity: Hes got a monkey on his back
 Prostata: I think I'll just have lunch out on the pati... uh... nevermind.
 sparename: Monkey business, doggy style
Image 181761   05-28-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
216
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i want the one with 'maters. jenga!
 enfanta: "And even God got sad just looking at him. And at his funeral all his friends stood around looking sad. But they were really thinking of all the ham and cheese sandwiches in the next room."
 Air Biscuit: Welcome to the airport. These sandwiches are $10 each but were not going to put a price tag on them so youll be surprised at the cash register but youll pay for it anyway because theres a line behind you.
 Teechur: Just how many sandwiches do you eat for "lunch?" "All the sandwiches."
 Bu7Z: Damnit, now I want this.
Image 181760   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
337
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Windows 98?
 a robot: MORE WINDOWS! (#181746)
Image 181759   05-28-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
449
 
 Teechur: Yes, we're going to the water park. But you'll all have to dry off well after because you smell funny when you get wet.
 Hosebag: You kids shut the hell.... SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Sandor: Who is driving? Dog is driving? How can this be?
Image 181758   05-28-17   Uploaded by    champeen
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