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272943  Side Boob: They are just kidding. Cats already control the world.

272873  Side Boob: What? No dinner or flowers?

272869  Urn BooUrn: Instructions unclear, grease burns on dick.

272896  Side Boob: Nothing escapes babushka network.

272952  Niels Bohr: What's she going to do when she realizes she's 3 times smarter than the rest of her family.

272902  Side Boob: I think this is from "Disenchantment" on Netflix. I enjoyed it!

272895  Urn BooUrn: It's recursive, The is a tiny man inside him cosplaying as the convention center. And so on.

272910  Urn BooUrn: Mommmmmmm. Your embarrassing me.

272907  Side Boob: Talk to your puppy about Hitler.

272913  Side Boob: Want to play with both of them!

272923  Side Boob: Raxacoricofallapatorius called...Did you fart?

272931  Side Boob: Sorry about your tuberculosis :(

272933  Side Boob: *Borkfs mechanically*

272934  Not A Bot: too much time on thier hands (or is that too many hands on their time......)

272942  romangreek: A turkey bird in the hand is worth 2 through the windshield

272919  a sedated moose: Doggles.

272832  MasterTwig: Glad there's the red circle at the bottom and the explanatory text at the top. Otherwise I might have missed the joke!

272947  ignatz: Graffiti of.. er, Camel toe in amber?

272947  Shorts Leng: The mural has a little yellow light on the right side from the street art one. Detail.

272916  ignatz: @tib gubb def don't not improve the poster, but as for the film..

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9. addend
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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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grizzly uploaded 272448 (1069 points)
grizzly uploaded 272443 (886 points)
not i spy uploaded 272641 (864 points)
oregon man uploaded 272572 (853 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 272685 (850 points)
nclaw uploaded 272634 (836 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272795 (829 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (828 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (826 points)
Mr. Lizard uploaded 272627 (798 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
brutal uploaded 272789 (773 points)
Remp Wulgus uploaded 272773 (769 points)
twenty4 uploaded 272495 (751 points)
spacedawg uploaded 272642 (742 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3958 points
 3. Mexico: 3750 points
 4. Side Boob: 3496 points
 5. E. HONDA: 3094 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2770 points
 7. NoOneImportant: 2011 points
 8. grimes: 1988 points
 9. grizzly: 1755 points
10. Snow Plow: 1696 points
11. confession: 1643 points
12. Clim Tinties: 1451 points
13. westerner: 1432 points
14. bbbrandon: 1391 points
15. celtic: 1360 points
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Score:
368
 
 jazzjunkie: Dave's not here, man!
 redmonkey3: "It's open" = instant defeat of every Knock Knock joke, ever
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther no panths, I'm going thwimming!
 WTF: Nice pair of Knockers!
 Bu7Z: Panther's not here man.
 Joseph: Just Panther. Open the fucking door man.
 Derp Herpigan: @scribbs Panther who?
 scribbs: @Derp Herpigan Panther.
 Derp Herpigan: Who's there?
Image 181767   05-28-17   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
304
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: Wash. Rinse. Repeat.
Image 181766   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
313
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Get off the sofa!
Image 181765   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
238
 
 Ihminen: @Air Biscuit damnit lol
 Air Biscuit: @Ihminen Eye see what you did there...
 Ihminen: eyes eyes baby
Image 181764   05-28-17   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
579
 
 Mr Bleak: @SoyUnPerdedor His name is Yoda (or was, we was born in 2008 and I don't know what has happened to him since). Search for "Yoda the cat with 4 ears" and you find reports from back then.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Prostata Really? I can sort of see what you mean
 jochenau: how to breed and publicize your own congenitally deformed celebrity cat
 Teechur: Four 'ears a jolly good fellow, four 'ears a jolly good fellow.....
 Prostata: yikes that's a partial conjoined twin thing going on there
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Meet my cat Mr Satan"
 sparename: Russian cats
Image 181763   05-28-17   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
266
 
 miller: See, if I had an unmarked Crown Vic, I would *want* people to think it might be a ghost car, so they would drive more carefully around me
 Peter Pantsless: Oh, well don't fuck them, then
 WTF: Sting's car after going solo.
 Ihminen: the pinnacle of technology in undercover operations
 Amy Housewine: Not the po-lice/coming straight from the underground
Image 181762   05-28-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
277
 
 Demon Universe: There's a Simpson's joke for that!
 reagan: Hes got a monkey on his back
 Prostata: I think I'll just have lunch out on the pati... uh... nevermind.
 sparename: Monkey business, doggy style
Image 181761   05-28-17   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
216
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i want the one with 'maters. jenga!
 enfanta: "And even God got sad just looking at him. And at his funeral all his friends stood around looking sad. But they were really thinking of all the ham and cheese sandwiches in the next room."
 Air Biscuit: Welcome to the airport. These sandwiches are $10 each but were not going to put a price tag on them so youll be surprised at the cash register but youll pay for it anyway because theres a line behind you.
 Teechur: Just how many sandwiches do you eat for "lunch?" "All the sandwiches."
 Bu7Z: Damnit, now I want this.
Image 181760   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
337
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Windows 98?
 a robot: MORE WINDOWS! (#181746)
Image 181759   05-28-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
449
 
 Teechur: Yes, we're going to the water park. But you'll all have to dry off well after because you smell funny when you get wet.
 Hosebag: You kids shut the hell.... SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Sandor: Who is driving? Dog is driving? How can this be?
Image 181758   05-28-17   Uploaded by    champeen
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