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272816  antipatterns: even i eat fucking wack ass alien bugs man they aint even animals

272818  antipatterns: mmmmm im thinking about those cheeses

272845  antipatterns: e n h a n c e

272859  magicmormon: Come closer, young one. The hour grows late and the fire burns low, but there is still time yet. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure.

272822  wolfpk: I do not consent.

272829  Air Biscuit: I didnt know olive garden had heads on the menu.

272822  Prostata: whoever threw that snowball is about to die

272837  wolfpk: The house had to be split in the divorce.

272838  Prostata: at least he's honest

272847  Sadbot: @Sadbot Shit was annoying for placement and taking up a ton of your visual arc, though

272847  Sadbot: Car lore has it that pre-GM Saabs had beefy A-beams because a higher up was killed running into a moose

272845  ignatz: ..... ... .... .....

272836  Not A Bot: They're having a fire sale

272836  Side Boob: *Star Trek fight music*

272841  Side Boob: Ayyyyy!

272844  Side Boob: A long way to go for very little.

272845  Side Boob: Even the .01% can't afford a monitor big enough to read this.

272795  trelyate: he tells it like it is

272837  Science: Eminent domain, bitch!

272767  E. HONDA: If you pass out in the snow, dogs will bring you liquor

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272816 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.



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Score:
547
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: she could have at least wiped off her makeup before getting in the river
 Kim: I'very developed a sudden and totally unrelated interest in snorkeling.
 Demon Universe: When a bubble rises to the surface.. hold your breath.
 Noremak: "ME TAKE BATH BEFORE SNOO-SNOO!"
 Hosebag: Coast Guard, yeah, ok, listen, you aren't going to believe this but, I think we just hit a leg.. Hello?
 a robot: "We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred...tons."
 Sandor: Prepare the long yellow fruit boat!
 Jennerator: When she inhales there are two more islands
 sparename: "We need four skin-divers!"
 scribbs: "READY THE LOOFA!"
Image 181747   05-28-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
280
 
 Cami: The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 PM. Then, the airship goes higher, to offer you a better view with your dinner.
 a robot: Needs more windows. MORE!
 sparename: gearing up for summer
Image 181746   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
409
 
 Hosebag: Share a coke with croco.
 Amy Housewine: New @LuxusLurch-brand beverage holder.
 sparename: @WaffleIron Cokeadile?
 WaffleIron: Soda-Gator is a socially progressive can holder.
Image 181745   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
598
 
 Amy Housewine: MWAH
 sparename: GAME ON!
Image 181744   05-28-17   Uploaded by    CrystallineEntity
Score:
525
 
 wolfpk: What do you think I am asshole,a dog!?
 Hosebag: Gravitational, electromagnetic, I can't remember the name of this force?
 enfanta: "No, we can't take it home. We don't have room for it. Now let go, I have to get back to start dinner."
 SoyUnPerdedor: Here's Jon showing the proper technique for walking your cat up on a tree
 Dan Tagonistic: I'm imagining he's shot that cat out of his wrist like Spiderman
 Ratty: Well, what did you expect?
 sparename: Illustrating "Guide Cats For The Blind" by Les Barker (Again, yootoob it..)
Image 181743   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 181742 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Taters. Boo, Taters.
Score:
687
 
 namaste: @CrystallineEntity looool
 Kim: Harbor bork.
 CrystallineEntity: That is one happy water-doggo
 San DoDo: Same
 OzmiumCozmos: Too much chips and salsa.
Image 181741   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 White Rice: @Hosebag I stand by my decision to hug that pupper; wedding gift eating aside she looks like a good dog.
 Hosebag: @White Rice This is her #121276
 White Rice: @Hosebag 200 lbs? You've got a small horse there. Without any other information, I can honestly say I would hug that dog (something about really big dogs just clicks with me, despite never having a dog of my own (always apartments, no yards, wouldn't be fair to them))
 Hosebag: @Hyphae At my wedding, my Great Dane ate ALL of the chocolate gifts for the guests. Including the wrappers. Vet asked weight of the dog, when said 200 pounds they laughed and said don't worry about her.
 Hyphae: @Hosebag when we first got my first dog, a 9month old whippet mix, she managed to jump up, onto the kitchen counter, and demolish a fresh batch of brownies... My mother thought is was sweet, innocent 7 year old me, but my hands and face weren't covered in chocolate. Doggo was fine, but we were worried all day for her...
 Hosebag: I know this is a scene from a movie, but in real life, when I 10, our St. Bernard really stole a whole turkey from the stove and ran away with it. Thanksgiving dinner... She was sick as a dog after eating it too.
Image 181740   05-28-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
716
 
 White Rice: @CrystallineEntity yeah, but until the trap goes off it's totally worth it.
 CrystallineEntity: It's a trap. Five of the six ends are pointy.
 Fancy Clown: Floof!
 ASTER: Fun!
Image 181739   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
308
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...as far as anyone knows
 wolfpk: She had the baby a day after she turned 20.
 tib gubb: whoa... dark
 Noremak: @Nope Well, it's better than urinal cake.
 Ratty: Now beat the 'Never have kids' challenge
 sparename: There wasn't enough space for "Thank fuck you actually made it to 20 without becoming a mummy"
 Nope: Abortion cakes seem in poor taste but cake is cake.
Image 181738   05-28-17   Uploaded by    cishet
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