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253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!



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Score:
547
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: she could have at least wiped off her makeup before getting in the river
 Kim: I'very developed a sudden and totally unrelated interest in snorkeling.
 Demon Universe: When a bubble rises to the surface.. hold your breath.
 Noremak: "ME TAKE BATH BEFORE SNOO-SNOO!"
 Hosebag: Coast Guard, yeah, ok, listen, you aren't going to believe this but, I think we just hit a leg.. Hello?
 a robot: "We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred...tons."
 Sandor: Prepare the long yellow fruit boat!
 Jennerator: When she inhales there are two more islands
 sparename: "We need four skin-divers!"
 scribbs: "READY THE LOOFA!"
Image 181747   05-28-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
280
 
 Cami: The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 PM. Then, the airship goes higher, to offer you a better view with your dinner.
 a robot: Needs more windows. MORE!
 sparename: gearing up for summer
Image 181746   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
409
 
 Hosebag: Share a coke with croco.
 Amy Housewine: New @LuxusLurch-brand beverage holder.
 sparename: @WaffleIron Cokeadile?
 WaffleIron: Soda-Gator is a socially progressive can holder.
Image 181745   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
598
 
 Amy Housewine: MWAH
 sparename: GAME ON!
Image 181744   05-28-17   Uploaded by    CrystallineEntity
Score:
525
 
 wolfpk: What do you think I am asshole,a dog!?
 Hosebag: Gravitational, electromagnetic, I can't remember the name of this force?
 enfanta: "No, we can't take it home. We don't have room for it. Now let go, I have to get back to start dinner."
 SoyUnPerdedor: Here's Jon showing the proper technique for walking your cat up on a tree
 Dan Tagonistic: I'm imagining he's shot that cat out of his wrist like Spiderman
 Ratty: Well, what did you expect?
 sparename: Illustrating "Guide Cats For The Blind" by Les Barker (Again, yootoob it..)
Image 181743   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 181742 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Taters. Boo, Taters.
Score:
687
 
 namaste: @CrystallineEntity looool
 Kim: Harbor bork.
 CrystallineEntity: That is one happy water-doggo
 San DoDo: Same
 OzmiumCozmos: Too much chips and salsa.
Image 181741   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 White Rice: @Hosebag I stand by my decision to hug that pupper; wedding gift eating aside she looks like a good dog.
 Hosebag: @White Rice This is her #121276
 White Rice: @Hosebag 200 lbs? You've got a small horse there. Without any other information, I can honestly say I would hug that dog (something about really big dogs just clicks with me, despite never having a dog of my own (always apartments, no yards, wouldn't be fair to them))
 Hosebag: @Hyphae At my wedding, my Great Dane ate ALL of the chocolate gifts for the guests. Including the wrappers. Vet asked weight of the dog, when said 200 pounds they laughed and said don't worry about her.
 Hyphae: @Hosebag when we first got my first dog, a 9month old whippet mix, she managed to jump up, onto the kitchen counter, and demolish a fresh batch of brownies... My mother thought is was sweet, innocent 7 year old me, but my hands and face weren't covered in chocolate. Doggo was fine, but we were worried all day for her...
 Hosebag: I know this is a scene from a movie, but in real life, when I 10, our St. Bernard really stole a whole turkey from the stove and ran away with it. Thanksgiving dinner... She was sick as a dog after eating it too.
Image 181740   05-28-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
716
 
 White Rice: @CrystallineEntity yeah, but until the trap goes off it's totally worth it.
 CrystallineEntity: It's a trap. Five of the six ends are pointy.
 Fancy Clown: Floof!
 ASTER: Fun!
Image 181739   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
308
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...as far as anyone knows
 wolfpk: She had the baby a day after she turned 20.
 tib gubb: whoa... dark
 Noremak: @Nope Well, it's better than urinal cake.
 Ratty: Now beat the 'Never have kids' challenge
 sparename: There wasn't enough space for "Thank fuck you actually made it to 20 without becoming a mummy"
 Nope: Abortion cakes seem in poor taste but cake is cake.
Image 181738   05-28-17   Uploaded by    cishet
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