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263167  Knice: I should put it on my top self?

263162  charlemagne: @VoR I concur

263160  WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.

263167  ignatz: Dunno, when I need it I crawl in so..

263160  ignatz: (my intensive researches into the icon top left took me to redd-it for the first time ever)

263155  VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility

263119  UnknownSample: If I move veeeerrrry slowly they won't see me.

263133  UnknownSample: Bye bye

263157  VoR: Howard Moon?

263162  VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.

263160  ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)

263083  apoxia: The proud parent watches on

263156  San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...

263162  San DoDo: Nuff said

263163  ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers

263123  apoxia: Finally, a bit of diversity

263160  WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.

263127  apoxia: I bet it smells great in there.

263151  ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up

263143  Not A Bot: I wanted to be a fireman.

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant



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Score:
547
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: she could have at least wiped off her makeup before getting in the river
 Kim: I'very developed a sudden and totally unrelated interest in snorkeling.
 Demon Universe: When a bubble rises to the surface.. hold your breath.
 Noremak: "ME TAKE BATH BEFORE SNOO-SNOO!"
 Hosebag: Coast Guard, yeah, ok, listen, you aren't going to believe this but, I think we just hit a leg.. Hello?
 a robot: "We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's a hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred...tons."
 Sandor: Prepare the long yellow fruit boat!
 Jennerator: When she inhales there are two more islands
 sparename: "We need four skin-divers!"
 scribbs: "READY THE LOOFA!"
Image 181747   05-28-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
280
 
 Cami: The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5 PM. Then, the airship goes higher, to offer you a better view with your dinner.
 a robot: Needs more windows. MORE!
 sparename: gearing up for summer
Image 181746   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
409
 
 Hosebag: Share a coke with croco.
 Amy Housewine: New @LuxusLurch-brand beverage holder.
 sparename: @WaffleIron Cokeadile?
 WaffleIron: Soda-Gator is a socially progressive can holder.
Image 181745   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
598
 
 Amy Housewine: MWAH
 sparename: GAME ON!
Image 181744   05-28-17   Uploaded by    CrystallineEntity
Score:
525
 
 wolfpk: What do you think I am asshole,a dog!?
 Hosebag: Gravitational, electromagnetic, I can't remember the name of this force?
 enfanta: "No, we can't take it home. We don't have room for it. Now let go, I have to get back to start dinner."
 SoyUnPerdedor: Here's Jon showing the proper technique for walking your cat up on a tree
 Dan Tagonistic: I'm imagining he's shot that cat out of his wrist like Spiderman
 Ratty: Well, what did you expect?
 sparename: Illustrating "Guide Cats For The Blind" by Les Barker (Again, yootoob it..)
Image 181743   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 181742 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Taters. Your image was bad, Taters.
Score:
687
 
 namaste: @CrystallineEntity looool
 Kim: Harbor bork.
 CrystallineEntity: That is one happy water-doggo
 San DoDo: Same
 OzmiumCozmos: Too much chips and salsa.
Image 181741   05-28-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
250
 
 White Rice: @Hosebag I stand by my decision to hug that pupper; wedding gift eating aside she looks like a good dog.
 Hosebag: @White Rice This is her #121276
 White Rice: @Hosebag 200 lbs? You've got a small horse there. Without any other information, I can honestly say I would hug that dog (something about really big dogs just clicks with me, despite never having a dog of my own (always apartments, no yards, wouldn't be fair to them))
 Hosebag: @Hyphae At my wedding, my Great Dane ate ALL of the chocolate gifts for the guests. Including the wrappers. Vet asked weight of the dog, when said 200 pounds they laughed and said don't worry about her.
 Hyphae: @Hosebag when we first got my first dog, a 9month old whippet mix, she managed to jump up, onto the kitchen counter, and demolish a fresh batch of brownies... My mother thought is was sweet, innocent 7 year old me, but my hands and face weren't covered in chocolate. Doggo was fine, but we were worried all day for her...
 Hosebag: I know this is a scene from a movie, but in real life, when I 10, our St. Bernard really stole a whole turkey from the stove and ran away with it. Thanksgiving dinner... She was sick as a dog after eating it too.
Image 181740   05-28-17   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
716
 
 White Rice: @CrystallineEntity yeah, but until the trap goes off it's totally worth it.
 CrystallineEntity: It's a trap. Five of the six ends are pointy.
 Fancy Clown: Floof!
 ASTER: Fun!
Image 181739   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
308
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...as far as anyone knows
 wolfpk: She had the baby a day after she turned 20.
 tib gubb: whoa... dark
 Noremak: @Nope Well, it's better than urinal cake.
 Ratty: Now beat the 'Never have kids' challenge
 sparename: There wasn't enough space for "Thank fuck you actually made it to 20 without becoming a mummy"
 Nope: Abortion cakes seem in poor taste but cake is cake.
Image 181738   05-28-17   Uploaded by    cishet
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