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183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

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209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!

209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209779 FireBreathingMarmot: Redundant.

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 8. a robot: 1292 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1266 points
11. Knice: 1257 points
12. grace: 1252 points
13. PornoPedler: 1247 points
14. Drunk Orc: 1223 points
15. phil: 1134 points
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 DrinkMixMan: the beans, the BEANS!
 duckfarts: @ThatGuy it's even better
 Shay: Not again Sam!!!!
 Robespierre: @ThatGuy This was the first take = the second take was the shit.
 ThatGuy: Casablanca isnt the same as I thought it was...
Image 180767   05-23-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
 duckfarts: please don't push your musical choices onto your pets
 Teechur: It's NOT A PHASE, DAD!
 scribbs: For it to work, you have to light the incense.
 Prostata: if you're that worried about coyotes maybe you just need to keep the doggo inside.
 Robespierre: Canapes?
 fakeusername: getting your doggo to pick up the pace might be a better long-term solution to nesting problems
Image 180766   05-23-17   Uploaded by    DerKirche
 RiderFan: St. Peter's cross pupper.
 dangerkeith3000: that dog played the devil in passion of the christ didn't it?
 TwoChewbaccas: embrace the barkness
 Dresdenkeogh: this desecrates the pupper
Image 180765   05-23-17   Uploaded by    fishing
 SpaceCow: That would explain why my PC is always sticky.
 Suburbanmom: THANK YOU GOD FOR SOLVING THE MYSterY....THat is where they all went!
 duckfarts: BPU
 scribbs: @Nope No, they did the math on all being genetically identical and found out it's unsustainable.
 Nope: Is that what started colony collapse disorder? They were tired of doing math?
Image 180764   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 duckfarts: BadJokeBen lives up to his name
 bug: Well then, I'm afraid you can't drink. Because you're a miner.
 sparename: "So you're Mr Nuttall, from Southall, driving a Vauxhall to Boxall, what have you got in the back?" ... "Nothing"
 Nope: your own god damn business.
Image 180763   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 dangerkeith3000: the delivery room one makes no sense to me.
 A duck: @Mr Butt: same
 wolfpk: @enfanta It slipped image bot a twenty to look the other way.
 enfanta: @Mr. Butt how is it that image bot never catches that url?
 Mr. Butt: Autobad for 9gag.
 wolfpk: This is great, but if you actually answer a pregnant woman with answers like these; refer to #4
Image 180762   05-23-17   Uploaded by    p nut
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless My students at the other school understood my jokes. My stoodints now don't know what to make of them. ...a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur My mistake. And don't call me Shirley. (I try to set people up for that IRL all the time and nobody ever takes the bait :(
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Surely, you knew I would catch the reference.
 duckfarts: @Dan Tagonistic I see sips
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur I was going for an Airplane joke there
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless But s/he seems to be handling it ok.
 Dan Tagonistic: Ships? I see no ships
 Ulillillia: Visine mascot
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like somebody's got a drinking problem
Image 180761   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
 dangerkeith3000: Oregon Trail is a tough game.
 duckfarts: sounds like a sticky situation
 Teechur: Should have switched from pica to elite.
 Mr. Butt: Unknown. But I suspect he's a relative of mine.
 UltraBeverly: Back when it had cocaine in it.
 bug: At least he died doing what he loved.
Image 180760   05-23-17   Uploaded by    cj22
 PushyWebsite: Is this Krang/Gremlin mash-up intentional?
 Terrh: Krang!
 Teechur: The same thing we do EVERY night, Pinky: try to take over the world.
 WaffleIron: @mammal883 idspispopd
 mammal883: iddqd
Image 180759   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 duckfarts: aw cuss
 Teechur: What does the fox say? "Where are you, you wascawwy wodents?"
 Mr. Butt: [THOOMP]
 BavidDowie: Do a barrel roll
 sparename: Internet Explorer white screen of death?
 Peter Pantsless: Firefox has crashed
Image 180758   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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