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221562  trelyate: the barista hawked a Lugia in my coffee!

221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

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221582 ignatz: You're either with us, or against us (GW Bush)

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221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

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Score:
206
 
 DrinkMixMan: the beans, the BEANS!
 duckfarts: @ThatGuy it's even better
 Shay: Not again Sam!!!!
 Robespierre: @ThatGuy This was the first take = the second take was the shit.
 ThatGuy: Casablanca isnt the same as I thought it was...
Image 180767   05-23-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
199
 
 duckfarts: please don't push your musical choices onto your pets
 Teechur: It's NOT A PHASE, DAD!
 scribbs: For it to work, you have to light the incense.
 Prostata: if you're that worried about coyotes maybe you just need to keep the doggo inside.
 Robespierre: Canapes?
 fakeusername: getting your doggo to pick up the pace might be a better long-term solution to nesting problems
Image 180766   05-23-17   Uploaded by    DerKirche
Score:
266
 
 RiderFan: St. Peter's cross pupper.
 dangerkeith3000: that dog played the devil in passion of the christ didn't it?
 TwoChewbaccas: embrace the barkness
 Dresdenkeogh: this desecrates the pupper
Image 180765   05-23-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
501
 
 SpaceCow: That would explain why my PC is always sticky.
 Suburbanmom: THANK YOU GOD FOR SOLVING THE MYSterY....THat is where they all went!
 duckfarts: BPU
 scribbs: @Nope No, they did the math on all being genetically identical and found out it's unsustainable.
 Nope: Is that what started colony collapse disorder? They were tired of doing math?
 Scoo: NOT THE BEES!
Image 180764   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
621
 
 duckfarts: BadJokeBen lives up to his name
 bug: Well then, I'm afraid you can't drink. Because you're a miner.
 sparename: "So you're Mr Nuttall, from Southall, driving a Vauxhall to Boxall, what have you got in the back?" ... "Nothing"
 Nope: your own god damn business.
Image 180763   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
214
 
 dangerkeith3000: the delivery room one makes no sense to me.
 A duck: @Mr Butt: same
 wolfpk: @enfanta It slipped image bot a twenty to look the other way.
 enfanta: @Mr. Butt how is it that image bot never catches that url?
 Mr. Butt: Autobad for 9gag.
 wolfpk: This is great, but if you actually answer a pregnant woman with answers like these; refer to #4
Image 180762   05-23-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
451
 
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless My students at the other school understood my jokes. My stoodints now don't know what to make of them. ...a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur My mistake. And don't call me Shirley. (I try to set people up for that IRL all the time and nobody ever takes the bait :(
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Surely, you knew I would catch the reference.
 duckfarts: @Dan Tagonistic I see sips
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur I was going for an Airplane joke there
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless But s/he seems to be handling it ok.
 Dan Tagonistic: Ships? I see no ships
 Ulillillia: Visine mascot
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like somebody's got a drinking problem
Image 180761   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
518
 
 dangerkeith3000: Oregon Trail is a tough game.
 duckfarts: sounds like a sticky situation
 Teechur: Should have switched from pica to elite.
 Mr. Butt: Unknown. But I suspect he's a relative of mine.
 UltraBeverly: Back when it had cocaine in it.
 bug: At least he died doing what he loved.
Image 180760   05-23-17   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
446
 
 PushyWebsite: Is this Krang/Gremlin mash-up intentional?
 Terrh: Krang!
 Teechur: The same thing we do EVERY night, Pinky: try to take over the world.
 WaffleIron: @mammal883 idspispopd
 mammal883: iddqd
Image 180759   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
837
 
 duckfarts: aw cuss
 Teechur: What does the fox say? "Where are you, you wascawwy wodents?"
 Mr. Butt: [THOOMP]
 BavidDowie: Do a barrel roll
 sparename: Internet Explorer white screen of death?
 Peter Pantsless: Firefox has crashed
Image 180758   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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