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238847  Mr. Shine: *Beavis and Butthead snickering*

238842  Yurishiro: Plot twist. This guy is from C.S.I. and he WILL find you.

238813  savvoy: #justyogathings

238819  savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'

238845  Yurishiro: "Hello? Mo-GHYWAAAAAAHAAAAAA---------..."

238821  savvoy: "I'm catching shitfish!"

238846  Yurishiro: But can you find the 5th?! Enjoy!

238824  savvoy: That pretty much sums up the Russian economy right there

238836  Beef Supreme: I've never been to an existentialist wedding.

238826  savvoy: Etsy: a wretched hive of scum and villany

238823  Yurishiro: @Mad Collager heh, I thought that too! + for our mental link

238784  FabricMan: If Frank Sinata sang country

238834  Yurishiro: @Christina good*

238842  savvoy: Gods of my people, bring misfortune to this person.

238833  Christina: Reading: bad vote.

238846  savvoy: Different is not the same as wrong, you utter tool

238834  Christina: Dog is silly.

238800  FabricMan: I remember a Nike commercial featuring Ken Griffey Jr that went like this

238838  Spazstatic: Cooooool Runniiiings!

238838  WTF: The Jamaican biathlon team.

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2. glenalec
3. Christina
4. Ulillillia
5. Robespierre
6. Felicity
7. Shay
8. ignatz
9. barfolomew
10. Mad Collager

The top ten most commented-on images today:

238582 Sadpygmy: Ach fook

238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

238712 Beef Supreme: In the event of a lockdown, he can transform and active shooter into a Jackson Pollock.

238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238573 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*

238781 Felicity: I met rock star Lee Aaron, but it was during her jazz phase

238747 wolfpk: Holy cow, I just now saw the naked lady! I guess my mind was to distracted by thinking of werewolf legs.

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Christina uploaded 238390 (987 points)
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Pikachu uploaded 238411 (927 points)
satoshi uploaded 238553 (925 points)
Rachelina uploaded 238444 (918 points)
Sprinkles uploaded 238743 (913 points)

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 1. Robespierre: 14129 points
 2. Side Boob: 6912 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 6733 points
 4. a robot: 3232 points
 5. Not A Bot: 3048 points
 6. Christina: 2683 points
 7. Booty Kicker: 2362 points
 8. Fursona: 2231 points
 9. discodisco: 2203 points
10. Warrax: 2113 points
11. Mr. Shine: 2061 points
12. watwatwat: 2055 points
13. Taters: 2016 points
14. barfolomew: 1922 points
15. Shay: 1895 points
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 DrinkMixMan: the beans, the BEANS!
 duckfarts: @ThatGuy it's even better
 Shay: Not again Sam!!!!
 Robespierre: @ThatGuy This was the first take = the second take was the shit.
 ThatGuy: Casablanca isnt the same as I thought it was...
Image 180767   05-23-17   Uploaded by    antipatterns
 duckfarts: please don't push your musical choices onto your pets
 Teechur: It's NOT A PHASE, DAD!
 scribbs: For it to work, you have to light the incense.
 Prostata: if you're that worried about coyotes maybe you just need to keep the doggo inside.
 Robespierre: Canapes?
 fakeusername: getting your doggo to pick up the pace might be a better long-term solution to nesting problems
Image 180766   05-23-17   Uploaded by    DerKirche
 RiderFan: St. Peter's cross pupper.
 dangerkeith3000: that dog played the devil in passion of the christ didn't it?
 TwoChewbaccas: embrace the barkness
 Dresdenkeogh: this desecrates the pupper
Image 180765   05-23-17   Uploaded by    fishing
 SpaceCow: That would explain why my PC is always sticky.
 Suburbanmom: THANK YOU GOD FOR SOLVING THE MYSterY....THat is where they all went!
 duckfarts: BPU
 scribbs: @Nope No, they did the math on all being genetically identical and found out it's unsustainable.
 Nope: Is that what started colony collapse disorder? They were tired of doing math?
Image 180764   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Mumbles
 duckfarts: BadJokeBen lives up to his name
 bug: Well then, I'm afraid you can't drink. Because you're a miner.
 sparename: "So you're Mr Nuttall, from Southall, driving a Vauxhall to Boxall, what have you got in the back?" ... "Nothing"
 Nope: your own god damn business.
Image 180763   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 dangerkeith3000: the delivery room one makes no sense to me.
 A duck: @Mr Butt: same
 wolfpk: @enfanta It slipped image bot a twenty to look the other way.
 enfanta: @Mr. Butt how is it that image bot never catches that url?
 Mr. Butt: Autobad for 9gag.
 wolfpk: This is great, but if you actually answer a pregnant woman with answers like these; refer to #4
Image 180762   05-23-17   Uploaded by    p nut
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless My students at the other school understood my jokes. My stoodints now don't know what to make of them. ...a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur My mistake. And don't call me Shirley. (I try to set people up for that IRL all the time and nobody ever takes the bait :(
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Surely, you knew I would catch the reference.
 duckfarts: @Dan Tagonistic I see sips
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur I was going for an Airplane joke there
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless But s/he seems to be handling it ok.
 Dan Tagonistic: Ships? I see no ships
 Ulillillia: Visine mascot
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like somebody's got a drinking problem
Image 180761   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
 dangerkeith3000: Oregon Trail is a tough game.
 duckfarts: sounds like a sticky situation
 Teechur: Should have switched from pica to elite.
 Mr. Butt: Unknown. But I suspect he's a relative of mine.
 UltraBeverly: Back when it had cocaine in it.
 bug: At least he died doing what he loved.
Image 180760   05-23-17   Uploaded by    cj22
 PushyWebsite: Is this Krang/Gremlin mash-up intentional?
 Terrh: Krang!
 Teechur: The same thing we do EVERY night, Pinky: try to take over the world.
 WaffleIron: @mammal883 idspispopd
 mammal883: iddqd
Image 180759   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
 duckfarts: aw cuss
 Teechur: What does the fox say? "Where are you, you wascawwy wodents?"
 Mr. Butt: [THOOMP]
 BavidDowie: Do a barrel roll
 sparename: Internet Explorer white screen of death?
 Peter Pantsless: Firefox has crashed
Image 180758   05-23-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
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