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268120  VeeKay: #just cat things

268135  Teechur: @SunWukong I love doing the Bad that pushes one into Oblivion.

268141  Felicity: There's a store I drive past every week called the Neuterhead Ace of Spayeds

268138  Teechur: My folks have wonky silverware similar to this. The handles are really heavy and they ALWAYS fall when I carry my dish to the sink. I'm going to start bringing my own silverware with me when I visit.

268145  Felicity: Trump looks better than usual. I don't dig the cornrows on Bush. Obama would look cool with a mohawk, but I'm not sure about the top knot.

268151  Eleftheros: Notice me senpai!

268155  wolfpk: LSD, Bath Salts or Shrooms? (All the above is also a possibility)

268152  Felicity: Some ideas about the health of kittens

268146  VeeKay: Good shag baby

268169  chemical: Might need a new Axel

268156  Felicity: Homemade 7 of 9 cosplay

268155  Not A Bot: Soylent clothing?

268155  Ihminen: Ful, losei Dovahkiin? Zu'u koraav nid nol dov do hi.

268156  ignatz: Hey, not that kind of tug!

268155  fanny: I've read that dragons love tacos

268156  ignatz: One tug and it's all off..

268156  ignatz: Depilation intensifies..

268158  ignatz: The black bars are still winning tho..

268164  ignatz: never know when you'll need to pick your way out of ZipLok handcuffs..

268138  Science: Your butterknife is not a screwdriver

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 a robot: I love everything about this

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

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Image 180499   05-22-17   Uploaded by    jem
 Suburbanmom: I am pretty sure that sauce is peanut butter
 Benana: Fanam reg
 spydermon: I don't know about the sauce, but everything else looks good.
 Hyphae: @Ulillillia *tongue hardening*
 werterland: Gordon Ramsay voice: "Its a no from me."
 wolfpk: I'm now drooling.
 Ulillillia: *arteries hardening*
 sparename: I don't like pickles
 Mr. Shine: Looks good!
 WaffleIron: Well I'd eat it.
Image 180498   05-22-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
 Amy Housewine: James Brown promptly slapped him, and informed him that when you'e instructed to Get Down, you Get Down.
 Amy Housewine: Dem haunches doe
 Snix: Are you trying to ward off birds? Cause that's a nice straw man you have there.
 WaffleIron: '''Tis satire, m'ladies.
Image 180497   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Image 180496 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mern Trulbo. You have brought shame on us, Mern Trulbo.
 Suburbanmom: And toddlers were never seen in the Thunderbowl lanes again
 WaffleIron: @White Rice : not a bad theory, I guess "natural selection" is not a valid defense in civil suits?
 White Rice: @WaffleIron that would actually be a good reason for it: keep insurance costs down & cover the business' ass (ha, pun) if someone were to trip due to their pant situation & wanted to sue (because America). Now, if this was somewhere where sagging pants couldn't feasibly lead to any sort of incident, and it wasn't somewhere casual attire would be frowned upon, then I would question it about more (other places I could see it though: trampoline arena, laser tag, indoor skydiving)
 SpaceCow: "No, outside. you're not welcome in here!"
 Otterman: Thunderblow Lanes
 Hyphae: Take off my pants, Roger.
 Amy Housewine: And "Outside Food And Drink" is a term to refer to what may be displayed by sagging pants.
 Amy Housewine: "Thunderbowl Lanes" is actually a term to refer to the legs of very rtight trousers.
 WaffleIron: Why? They don't really hurt anyone, except maybe the owner of the pants who takes a dive while trying to bowl.
Image 180495   05-22-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 fink: Rad for grid
 Larry Xmas: The bathroom in 2001 Spacy Odyssey.
 chhumphrey: The brightness compels us
 god666: I am Grout
Image 180494   05-22-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Suburbanmom: Does this costume shrink your head to the size of a newborns too?
 Ihminen: @jochenau Yes! that!
 jochenau: @Ihminen I just had a flashback to Mario Kart 64. Toad + Golden Mushroom = my ears are bleeding. YA-YA-HERE-YAHOO YAHOO YA-HERE-HERE-HERE WE GO
 White Rice: @Amy Housewine but it's officially licensed, we can say "Toad" or "Mushroom Retainer"
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron Sweet, a toonie.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : even a medium at second cup. I highly recommend the Belgian chocolate
 Urn BooUrn: Come with Toad.
 Ihminen: *raspy yelling*
 Amy Housewine: It's-a me, mushroomsidekickcharacter
 SomeCanadian: Hey, that's a cuppa Tims. @WaffleIron
 WaffleIron: That's right, you save TWO CANADIAN DOLLARS!!
Image 180493   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Capital
 SpaceCow: The things we had to use to get phone sex working.
 KrazyKat: Is that a shopping cart full of lps?
 Not Sam: Not bad for a bedroom setup..
 WaffleIron: Smug fucking reel to reel recorder, I'm gonna wipe that smile right off your face!
Image 180492   05-22-17   Uploaded by    prius
 Skaalar: Same.
 werterland: This is SAD. :(
 Teechur: *loved
 Admiral Alan: I love you too, alcohol.
Image 180491   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 WaffleIron: @Nope : ahem, "laziest", thank you.
 trelyate: what do you do to rest from napping?
 Amy Housewine: I have a couple of hours afternoon nap on any day that I get the chance.
 Nope: @WaffleIron Its called lazy, you are lazy. LAZYBONES!
 SomeCanadian: I can take a 'nap' at 3pm and wake up at 9. Where does that put me?
 KrazyKat: What do you do on the recovery days? Run a marathon?
 Shay: Challenge? More like the guide for the unemployed...zzzzzz
 WaffleIron: What is the napping equivalent of "swole"? Because I'm that; I'm swole at napping.
Image 180490   05-22-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
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