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257975  bug: Dangit, I've got a watermark on my potatoes. Honey, I told you to get royalty free foods only!

255552  Mr Bleak: @Off Topic Can I suggest Colonel Sherman T Potter from MASH? Not related, but a father figure none the less.

257977  bug: Once we fill these adorable kittens with nitro, the Germans won't know what hit em!

257969  bug: *sing this to the Pokemon theme song*

257923  VoR: Amazon stop

257966  Scoo: MMMMWAH! (chef kiss)

257969  Scoo: You'll enjoy your hot gay sex better sober, anyway

257946  Not A Bot: idk about those hammer pants tho

257961  fanny: when your pop-up phobias become reality

257967  fanny: rude!

257968  fanny: Im not sure if its all in my mind but my news sites do seem to be loading slower these days...

257966  Off Topic: Isn't that how egg drop soup is made?

257960  VoR: @Scoo it doesn't turn on the stroke of midnight?

257962  VoR: World of war craft at 35

257963  VoR: Out of sight out of mind in my tummy

257964  VoR: Pop up is my phobia

257963  TurkeyVulture: Pop up book of phobias.

257956  Robespierre: @Scoo One Sawzall, comin' up

257958  Robespierre: Luh-huuve, uhMurican Style...

257961  Robespierre: The new benchmark in portable camera sliders!

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257890 Robespierre: Looks more like a miracle from Battlebots to me

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257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257947 Off Topic: I guess I've never seen a truely sexy person before since I've never seen someone covered in sexwebs.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

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Image 180499   05-22-17   Uploaded by    jem
 Suburbanmom: I am pretty sure that sauce is peanut butter
 Benana: Fanam reg
 spydermon: I don't know about the sauce, but everything else looks good.
 Hyphae: @Ulillillia *tongue hardening*
 werterland: Gordon Ramsay voice: "Its a no from me."
 wolfpk: I'm now drooling.
 Ulillillia: *arteries hardening*
 sparename: I don't like pickles
 Mr. Shine: Looks good!
 WaffleIron: Well I'd eat it.
Image 180498   05-22-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
 Amy Housewine: James Brown promptly slapped him, and informed him that when you'e instructed to Get Down, you Get Down.
 Amy Housewine: Dem haunches doe
 Snix: Are you trying to ward off birds? Cause that's a nice straw man you have there.
 WaffleIron: '''Tis satire, m'ladies.
Image 180497   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Image 180496 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mern Trulbo. Boo, Mern Trulbo.
 Suburbanmom: And toddlers were never seen in the Thunderbowl lanes again
 WaffleIron: @White Rice : not a bad theory, I guess "natural selection" is not a valid defense in civil suits?
 White Rice: @WaffleIron that would actually be a good reason for it: keep insurance costs down & cover the business' ass (ha, pun) if someone were to trip due to their pant situation & wanted to sue (because America). Now, if this was somewhere where sagging pants couldn't feasibly lead to any sort of incident, and it wasn't somewhere casual attire would be frowned upon, then I would question it about more (other places I could see it though: trampoline arena, laser tag, indoor skydiving)
 SpaceCow: "No, outside. you're not welcome in here!"
 Otterman: Thunderblow Lanes
 Hyphae: Take off my pants, Roger.
 Amy Housewine: And "Outside Food And Drink" is a term to refer to what may be displayed by sagging pants.
 Amy Housewine: "Thunderbowl Lanes" is actually a term to refer to the legs of very rtight trousers.
 WaffleIron: Why? They don't really hurt anyone, except maybe the owner of the pants who takes a dive while trying to bowl.
Image 180495   05-22-17   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 fink: Rad for grid
 Larry Xmas: The bathroom in 2001 Spacy Odyssey.
 chhumphrey: The brightness compels us
 ignatz: I am Grout
Image 180494   05-22-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
 Suburbanmom: Does this costume shrink your head to the size of a newborns too?
 Ihminen: @jochenau Yes! that!
 jochenau: @Ihminen I just had a flashback to Mario Kart 64. Toad + Golden Mushroom = my ears are bleeding. YA-YA-HERE-YAHOO YAHOO YA-HERE-HERE-HERE WE GO
 White Rice: @Amy Housewine but it's officially licensed, we can say "Toad" or "Mushroom Retainer"
 Ulillillia: @WaffleIron Sweet, a toonie.
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : even a medium at second cup. I highly recommend the Belgian chocolate
 Urn BooUrn: Come with Toad.
 Ihminen: *raspy yelling*
 Amy Housewine: It's-a me, mushroomsidekickcharacter
 SomeCanadian: Hey, that's a cuppa Tims. @WaffleIron
 WaffleIron: That's right, you save TWO CANADIAN DOLLARS!!
Image 180493   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Capital
 SpaceCow: The things we had to use to get phone sex working.
 KrazyKat: Is that a shopping cart full of lps?
 ignatz: Not bad for a bedroom setup..
 WaffleIron: Smug fucking reel to reel recorder, I'm gonna wipe that smile right off your face!
Image 180492   05-22-17   Uploaded by    prius
 Skaalar: Same.
 werterland: This is SAD. :(
 Teechur: *loved
 Admiral Alan: I love you too, alcohol.
Image 180491   05-22-17   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 WaffleIron: @Nope : ahem, "laziest", thank you.
 trelyate: what do you do to rest from napping?
 Amy Housewine: I have a couple of hours afternoon nap on any day that I get the chance.
 Nope: @WaffleIron Its called lazy, you are lazy. LAZYBONES!
 SomeCanadian: I can take a 'nap' at 3pm and wake up at 9. Where does that put me?
 KrazyKat: What do you do on the recovery days? Run a marathon?
 Shay: Challenge? More like the guide for the unemployed...zzzzzz
 WaffleIron: What is the napping equivalent of "swole"? Because I'm that; I'm swole at napping.
Image 180490   05-22-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
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