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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Felicity
5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
7. Dr Awkward
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9. ignatz
10. VeeKay



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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree



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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
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 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
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10. withak: 1651 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
237
 
 Niels Bohr: Batthroom
 trelyate: na na na na na na na na BATHMAN
 Borkf: "Good job I brought my Bat-bathmat and Bat-shower curtain..."
 A duck: I think this person likes Batman.
 eradicator: Going to the batroom
 WTF: I'm Shatman.
 Chest Rockwell: Rad for a clean bathroom.
 mwoody: @tib gubb Thank you. I work hard at it.
 tib gubb: congrats on being an adult child
Image 180197   05-20-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
602
 
Image 180196   05-20-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
389
 
 scribbs: @Demon Universe Malibu Classic.
 Demon Universe: Jumbo shrimp
 A duck: Yep, these are genuinely, definitely, 100% fake.
 Ulillillia: Same difference.
 BavidDowie: Jenn-yoo-wine
 tib gubb: can't fault them for false advertising
Image 180195   05-20-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
388
 
 enfanta: @augustus okay! Where we going?
 augustus: come on @enfanta
 enfanta: That's Geo. Gahka all over. And over.
 Ulillillia: 6EO6AHKA
Image 180194   05-20-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
520
 
 A duck: This baby has a weird head shape.
 Ulillillia: :V
Image 180193   05-20-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
242
 
 Demon Universe: @Zampano Awww, answer is a hard one, with the hidden 'w' and all...
 White Rice: Given there's only the single misspelling, and it's a clear/polite message, I'm not that miffed by it. Now, if it was an airwreka level misspelling (everyone should remember THAT one) then I'd be more amused/annoyed.
 enfanta: I do like that "thank you" though...
 Ulillillia: I want to stab myself with a lanswer
 Zampano: If no correct spelling/proper punctuation proceed to restaurant where staff has successfully completed high school
Image 180192   05-20-17   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
283
 
 cenecia: And the Lord said "Touchdown!!"
 A duck: This almost kinda looks like Ben Stiller in that one scene in Dodgeball.
 Mexico: This used to be up the highway from my house. Sadly, Big Butter Jesus was stricken by lightning, burned to ground, and not resurrected. Let us mourn for our collective loss.
 Mexico: youtube.com/…
Image 180191   05-20-17   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
161
 
 MasterTwig: JPEG
 Derp Herpigan: GOAT
 scribbs: PENS.
 Ronick: @E. HONDA News
 enfanta: I miss this game! For some reason my friends stopped playing and strangers usually cheated by just writing the word.
 E. HONDA: STEW
 NoRagrets: Geto
 Red: damn, not enough letters to spell "non-euclidean geometries"
Image 180190   05-20-17   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
143
 
 annterland: @annterland Easy
 annterland: Just unhinge the backside and peel the plastic off the esay way
 Red: they made these things out of the shittiest plastic ever. grr
 Zampano: Thank God for mp3s. CDs were so hard to open
Image 180189   05-20-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
254
 
 Amy Housewine: Erryday.
 brian greene: lib dem
 Ulillillia: doesn't matter; stayed dry
 tib gubb: shh... nobody tell her
Image 180188   05-20-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
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