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253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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Image 179982 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Shorts Leng. Your image was bad, Shorts Leng.
Score:
282
 
 A duck: One weird trick to sneaking guns on a plane discovered by a local mom. The TSA hates her!
 Derp Herpigan: Have to keep the ammunition cool as well. #121652
 Knice: Icy hot gunnaz
 Hyphae: Oh I know this one! A man is in a locked room, riddled with bullets and there are only shells and a puddle of water on the floor... Amiright?
 Peach: Gonna go ice Vinny.
 TFChicken: Wanna take a shot?
 sparename: My heat is cold
Image 179981   05-19-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
280
 
 WaffleIron: @dangerkeith3000 : I am but a lowly Iron my friend, WaffleTron is my final form.
 million laffs: @Waffletron LOL
 tib gubb: sorry kid, being poor sucks
 WTF: Call VO-50
 WaffleIron: My hair fights back as well. I get it from my mom's side.
 enfanta: This is why you only use combs on wet hair.
Image 179980   05-19-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
398
 
 apoxia: That's MR Pinchy to you!
 waxymom: poor pinchy.......
 Ulillillia: Oh I get it, like on The Simpsons.
Image 179979   05-19-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
596
 
 Skaalar: You guys are gross. This is OBVIOUSLY the miracle of peach birth.
 A duck: You know what you have to do.
 Surprising: peaches are a great fruit for sucking on in the summer.
 Peach: Don't post my nudes on the spaceship.
 AlexDeLarge: Peachnis
 UseYourName: Ooo, a little bit of peach-fuzz too
 TFChicken: Give em the ol Georgia Dickbutt
 sparename: Peachy
 San DoDo: Cheeky
Image 179978   05-19-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
562
 
 Chris Hansen: @Sadbot This is C a m i. Im being bloc ked for po sting my em ail to stay in con tact in case the sit e went down and my subsequent griping when it was erased. Im finished here but loved being a part of it and hope things crry on. Take care and have fun but dont anger the m od. (remove spaces): he erka as (at) gm ail.c om.
 Hosebag: One drug, please.
 babylon priest: *yoshi getting owned noise*
 Stephen Milkmus: @TFChicken I was in Webelos when I got that. Took me a while.
 Niels Bohr: @bug look how rad this skely is. Definitely for them
 Niels Bohr: Gracias senor esquelito.
 bug: I can't tell if this unit is against drugs or for them.
 enfanta: @TFChicken If you can remember it, you probably didn't earn it.
 WaffleIron: @TFChicken : You and I had dramatically different boy scouts experiences.
 TFChicken: I remember earning this in boy scouts
Image 179977   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
106
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: When you've eaten so much McDonald's that normal food tastes funny without a full stick of butter and a quarter cup of salt.
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice comment/username/image combo
 A duck: How do you fuck up this badly?
 Weather: Arroz Con Nada. Enjoy :)
 carpwoman: @bug - Simply brilliant.
 bug: spat ula
 White Rice: I think it's that the Rice was so hard it broke the spatula. I too thought that was butter at first, but closer inspection revealed the sad truth.
 Hyphae: Most butter plz
 WaffleIron: Extra chunky rice, allriiiiight!
 a robot: So you're eating rice tonight and you have a fancy spoon holder. Okay.
Image 179976   05-19-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
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Image 179975   05-19-17   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
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 El Barto: @WTF Eugh, Fridays!
 Xeno: FYI, a screengrab from Martin Scorsese's After Hours (1985)
 waynelord: ouch
 Aemuli: Relatable
 WTF: I hate when that happens.
 sparename: An American Gobblin' Shark in London??
Image 179974   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: This porn is feared.
 Sage: @dangerkeith3000 Are you speaking from experience with that last one?
 mickeyd: A Rhino's horn is a porn triple threat. Pointy, hard, and bonetastic.
 Aemuli: I only get off on vintage giraffe with a strap-on pegging a rhino porn... Sort of a porn hipster
 Mr. Whiskers: Especially rhino on rhino
Image 179973   05-19-17   Uploaded by    communist
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