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205175  Prostata: I said... NO HORSEPLAY!

205176  Prostata: NO HORSEPLAY!

205180  Scoo: Why is only one not naked?

205189  wordjones: a humble and honest pic

205138  Scoo: Impressive

205174  El hefe: His favorite musician is the lonliest monk

205169  charlemagne: have you ever tried to bury animals? it's hard, especially when they wriggle about. you really need some spare hands

205175  El hefe: Your girlfriend is really obnoxious

205173  Prostata: some dogs just want to watch the world burn

205149  Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.

205179  NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.

205185  silver: to be honest on a global scale humans don't behave very much better than this.

205152  NoRagrets: Same.

205156  Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.

205137  wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!

205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

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3. Robespierre
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5. BILL DOOR
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8. Air Biscuit
9. WaffleIron
10. apoxia



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204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1

205004 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

205106 Lantry: fice... nace

204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

204951 piranharama: I maked these

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.



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hat thrab uploaded 204837 (751 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204977 (742 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 204986 (729 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 204743 (727 points)
soccer uploaded 204668 (716 points)
waffle iron uploaded 204750 (715 points)
hanky uploaded 204967 (704 points)


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10. Annoying Vegan : 2195 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 2158 points
12. Slickbrew: 1737 points
13. Shay: 1723 points
14. Yurishiro: 1691 points
15. PissedOff: 1549 points
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Score:
230
 
 A duck: One weird trick to sneaking guns on a plane discovered by a local mom. The TSA hates her!
 Derp Herpigan: Have to keep the ammunition cool as well. #121652
 Knice: Icy hot gunnaz
 Hyphae: Oh I know this one! A man is in a locked room, riddled with bullets and there are only shells and a puddle of water on the floor... Amiright?
 Peach: Gonna go ice Vinny.
 TFChicken: Wanna take a shot?
 sparename: My heat is cold
Image 179981   05-19-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
249
 
 WaffleIron: @dangerkeith3000 : I am but a lowly Iron my friend, WaffleTron is my final form.
 dangerkeith3000: @Waffletron LOL
 tib gubb: sorry kid, being poor sucks
 WTF: Call VO-50
 WaffleIron: My hair fights back as well. I get it from my mom's side.
 enfanta: This is why you only use combs on wet hair.
Image 179980   05-19-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
420
 
 apoxia: That's MR Pinchy to you!
 dangerkeith3000: poor pinchy.......
 Ulillillia: Oh I get it, like on The Simpsons.
Image 179979   05-19-17   Uploaded by    charmander
Score:
567
 
 Skaalar: You guys are gross. This is OBVIOUSLY the miracle of peach birth.
 A duck: You know what you have to do.
 dangerkeith3000: peaches are a great fruit for sucking on in the summer.
 Peach: Don't post my nudes on the spaceship.
 AlexDeLarge: Peachnis
 UseYourName: Ooo, a little bit of peach-fuzz too
 TFChicken: Give em the ol Georgia Dickbutt
 sparename: Peachy
 San DoDo: Cheeky
Image 179978   05-19-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
507
 
 Hosebag: One drug, please.
 babylon priest: *yoshi getting owned noise*
 dangerkeith3000: @TFChicken I was in Webelos when I got that. Took me a while.
 Niels Bohr: @bug look how rad this skely is. Definitely for them
 Niels Bohr: Gracias senor esquelito.
 bug: I can't tell if this unit is against drugs or for them.
 enfanta: @TFChicken If you can remember it, you probably didn't earn it.
 WaffleIron: @TFChicken : You and I had dramatically different boy scouts experiences.
 TFChicken: I remember earning this in boy scouts
Image 179977   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
120
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: When you've eaten so much McDonald's that normal food tastes funny without a full stick of butter and a quarter cup of salt.
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice comment/username/image combo
 A duck: How do you fuck up this badly?
 dangerkeith3000: Arroz Con Nada. Enjoy :)
 carpwoman: @bug - Simply brilliant.
 bug: spat ula
 White Rice: I think it's that the Rice was so hard it broke the spatula. I too thought that was butter at first, but closer inspection revealed the sad truth.
 Hyphae: Most butter plz
 WaffleIron: Extra chunky rice, allriiiiight!
 a robot: So you're eating rice tonight and you have a fancy spoon holder. Okay.
Image 179976   05-19-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
250
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 179975   05-19-17   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
394
 
 El Barto: @WTF Eugh, Fridays!
 Xeno: FYI, a screengrab from Martin Scorsese's After Hours (1985)
 dangerkeith3000: ouch
 Aemuli: Relatable
 WTF: I hate when that happens.
 sparename: An American Gobblin' Shark in London??
Image 179974   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
453
 
 Amy Housewine: This porn is feared.
 Sage: @dangerkeith3000 Are you speaking from experience with that last one?
 dangerkeith3000: A Rhino's horn is a porn triple threat. Pointy, hard, and bonetastic.
 Aemuli: I only get off on vintage giraffe with a strap-on pegging a rhino porn... Sort of a porn hipster
 Mr. Whiskers: Especially rhino on rhino
Image 179973   05-19-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
773
 
 A duck: Bad kitty.
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : I think a cats definition of edible is "smaller than I, and moves in an interesting manner"
 scribbs: Just had an edible bird for lunch.
Image 179972   05-19-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
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