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257656  savvoy: Mmmm, arm splinters

257659  savvoy: They contain straw! They're vegetarian rocks! *flips Paul Ryan*

257660  savvoy: Looks like someone's flushing their radiator

257666  savvoy: Bring it, Mellisa

257675  Shorts Leng: Quite a large house for such a lonely fellow.

257663  White Rice: "My consumerism is better than YOUR consumerism!" Also: anyone who makes a shit-fit about console superiority (they're devices for playing games, let people enjoy what they want)

257637  Mr. Shine: Suddenly brussel sprouts

257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
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5. Knice
6. Whatever
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen



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zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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10. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
11. Side Boob: 1898 points
12. Sharkface: 1828 points
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Score:
596
 
 Skaalar: You guys are gross. This is OBVIOUSLY the miracle of peach birth.
 A duck: You know what you have to do.
 Surprising: peaches are a great fruit for sucking on in the summer.
 Peach: Don't post my nudes on the spaceship.
 AlexDeLarge: Peachnis
 UseYourName: Ooo, a little bit of peach-fuzz too
 TFChicken: Give em the ol Georgia Dickbutt
 sparename: Peachy
 San DoDo: Cheeky
Image 179978   05-19-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
562
 
 Chris Hansen: @Sadbot This is C a m i. Im being bloc ked for po sting my em ail to stay in con tact in case the sit e went down and my subsequent griping when it was erased. Im finished here but loved being a part of it and hope things crry on. Take care and have fun but dont anger the m od. (remove spaces): he erka as (at) gm ail.c om.
 Hosebag: One drug, please.
 babylon priest: *yoshi getting owned noise*
 Stephen Milkmus: @TFChicken I was in Webelos when I got that. Took me a while.
 Niels Bohr: @bug look how rad this skely is. Definitely for them
 Niels Bohr: Gracias senor esquelito.
 bug: I can't tell if this unit is against drugs or for them.
 enfanta: @TFChicken If you can remember it, you probably didn't earn it.
 WaffleIron: @TFChicken : You and I had dramatically different boy scouts experiences.
 TFChicken: I remember earning this in boy scouts
Image 179977   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Cyka
Score:
106
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: When you've eaten so much McDonald's that normal food tastes funny without a full stick of butter and a quarter cup of salt.
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice comment/username/image combo
 A duck: How do you fuck up this badly?
 Weather: Arroz Con Nada. Enjoy :)
 carpwoman: @bug - Simply brilliant.
 bug: spat ula
 White Rice: I think it's that the Rice was so hard it broke the spatula. I too thought that was butter at first, but closer inspection revealed the sad truth.
 Hyphae: Most butter plz
 WaffleIron: Extra chunky rice, allriiiiight!
 a robot: So you're eating rice tonight and you have a fancy spoon holder. Okay.
Image 179976   05-19-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
273
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 179975   05-19-17   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
394
 
 El Barto: @WTF Eugh, Fridays!
 Xeno: FYI, a screengrab from Martin Scorsese's After Hours (1985)
 waynelord: ouch
 Aemuli: Relatable
 WTF: I hate when that happens.
 sparename: An American Gobblin' Shark in London??
Image 179974   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
453
 
 Amy Housewine: This porn is feared.
 Sage: @dangerkeith3000 Are you speaking from experience with that last one?
 mickeyd: A Rhino's horn is a porn triple threat. Pointy, hard, and bonetastic.
 Aemuli: I only get off on vintage giraffe with a strap-on pegging a rhino porn... Sort of a porn hipster
 Mr. Whiskers: Especially rhino on rhino
Image 179973   05-19-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
773
 
 Chris Hansen: @Scoo Hello, there. This is C a m i. Im being bloc ked for po sting my em ail to stay in con tact in case the sit e went down and my subsequent griping when it was erased. Im finished here but loved being a part of it and hope things carry on. Have fun on the site but dont piss off the m od. (remove spaces): he erka as (at) gm ail.c om.
 A duck: Bad kitty.
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : I think a cats definition of edible is "smaller than I, and moves in an interesting manner"
 scribbs: Just had an edible bird for lunch.
Image 179972   05-19-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
825
 
 ArchStanton: @Aemuli Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds. But without the gannet.
 Aemuli: @dobbiesdoogs I've been looking everywhere for this! I don't like birds that soil their nests...I hope this one isn't torn
 dobbiesdoogs: the expurgated version
 E. HONDA: Every book of birds is a book of edible birds
 Shay: Serves the bastard right, stupid robins tweeting early in the morning.
 Peter Pantsless: Anything's a meal if you're hungry enough
 a robot: Girl and kitty are SUPER DETERMINED to eat that bird. Dog and mouse are like LOL FUN
 scribbs: Robin looks like he's talkin' smack.
Image 179971   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
349
 
 Chris Hansen: @Air Biscuit This is ca m i. Im beingbloc ked for po sting my em ail to stay in con tact in case the sit e went down and my subsequent griping when it was erased. Im fin ished here but loved being a part of it and hope things carry on. Feel free to con tact me (remove spaces): he erka as (at) gm ail.c om. Stay off the ad min radar if you dont want trouble.
 Chris Hansen: @Ulillillia This is ca m i. Im beingbloc ked for po sting my em ail to stay in con tact in case the sit e went down and my subsequent griping when it was erased. Im fin ished here but loved being a part of it and hope things carry on. Feel free to con tact me (remove spaces): he erka as (at) gm ail.c om. Stay off the ad min radar if you dont want trouble.
 Slug Wind: Or 'soory' meter
 E. HONDA: Instead of a 'wanted' meter this game has a 'sorry' meter
Image 179970   05-19-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
223
 
 ignatz: Well does she or doesn't she?
 A duck: Ah, the merriments engaged in by the idle rich.
 Lorm Bembo: I see a butthole. With hair. Pardon my Klingon.
 apoxia: Some people have far too much time on their hands.
 enfanta: Look, someone was going to say it, okay?
 enfanta: Gesundheit.
Image 179969   05-19-17   Uploaded by    lebron
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