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210482  WaffleIron: Optiquest! Fuck yeah! If you guys have broken ones I know how to fix them with just a few new capacitors. I have 3 now on my computer, net cost was 20$

210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

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210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205



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Score:
120
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: When you've eaten so much McDonald's that normal food tastes funny without a full stick of butter and a quarter cup of salt.
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice comment/username/image combo
 A duck: How do you fuck up this badly?
 dangerkeith3000: Arroz Con Nada. Enjoy :)
 carpwoman: @bug - Simply brilliant.
 bug: spat ula
 White Rice: I think it's that the Rice was so hard it broke the spatula. I too thought that was butter at first, but closer inspection revealed the sad truth.
 Hyphae: Most butter plz
 WaffleIron: Extra chunky rice, allriiiiight!
 a robot: So you're eating rice tonight and you have a fancy spoon holder. Okay.
Image 179976   05-19-17   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
273
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 179975   05-19-17   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
394
 
 El Barto: @WTF Eugh, Fridays!
 Xeno: FYI, a screengrab from Martin Scorsese's After Hours (1985)
 dangerkeith3000: ouch
 Aemuli: Relatable
 WTF: I hate when that happens.
 sparename: An American Gobblin' Shark in London??
Image 179974   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
453
 
 Amy Housewine: This porn is feared.
 Sage: @dangerkeith3000 Are you speaking from experience with that last one?
 dangerkeith3000: A Rhino's horn is a porn triple threat. Pointy, hard, and bonetastic.
 Aemuli: I only get off on vintage giraffe with a strap-on pegging a rhino porn... Sort of a porn hipster
 Mr. Whiskers: Especially rhino on rhino
Image 179973   05-19-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
773
 
 A duck: Bad kitty.
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : I think a cats definition of edible is "smaller than I, and moves in an interesting manner"
 scribbs: Just had an edible bird for lunch.
Image 179972   05-19-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
825
 
 ArchStanton: @Aemuli Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds. But without the gannet.
 Aemuli: @dobbiesdoogs I've been looking everywhere for this! I don't like birds that soil their nests...I hope this one isn't torn
 dobbiesdoogs: the expurgated version
 E. HONDA: Every book of birds is a book of edible birds
 Shay: Serves the bastard right, stupid robins tweeting early in the morning.
 Peter Pantsless: Anything's a meal if you're hungry enough
 a robot: Girl and kitty are SUPER DETERMINED to eat that bird. Dog and mouse are like LOL FUN
 scribbs: Robin looks like he's talkin' smack.
Image 179971   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
349
 
 dangerkeith3000: Or 'soory' meter
 E. HONDA: Instead of a 'wanted' meter this game has a 'sorry' meter
Image 179970   05-19-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
223
 
 ignatz: Well does she or doesn't she?
 A duck: Ah, the merriments engaged in by the idle rich.
 dangerkeith3000: I see a butthole. With hair. Pardon my Klingon.
 apoxia: Some people have far too much time on their hands.
 enfanta: Look, someone was going to say it, okay?
 enfanta: Gesundheit.
Image 179969   05-19-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
405
 
 Jabberwikket: That's not how "shut up and take my money" works
 dangerkeith3000: Nice pic/uploader combo.
 CastleBravo: Inside is an empty room and a loop of Rick Astley.
 dobbiesdoogs: *massaged while shooting stars plays*
 TFChicken: Such spa. Very relax. Wow!
Image 179968   05-19-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
230
 
 A duck: @itskando: You. Can't "tell" me what to, do sign.
 itskando: You can't cell me what to do, sign
 itskando: Picture taken with cell phone
 dangerkeith3000: Jesus Herbert Christ, learn grammar.
 WTF: God forbid I have access to a phone at 2am when I'm shot for $32 and a six pack of PBR.
 WaffleIron: I bet you still have to pass a drug test to get this job.
 ASTER: I'm not so sure I'd take being talked down to by someone who writes like this just to keep a job that includes selling lotto tickets.
 AlexDeLarge: I'm here for a personal.
 ChubbyBuddy: hmm ive weighed my options and have concluded i'm willing to risk my career as a gas station attendant to finish my game of Flappy Bird. if you have to fire me i hope you won't be so petty as to deny me a letter of recommendation.
 Ulillillia: Choice's what?
Image 179967   05-19-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
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