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210117  Dr Awkward: Graze hair? Your mom eats hair?!

210116  Knice: "Comfortable positionburger" is my go-to sex move.

210097  Dr Awkward: Libraries like this turn me on.

210122  big butt bum: This kid is going places Latvia.

210102  Dr Awkward: Let's keep the University of Colorado out of your trunk

210114  Yurishiro: This is getting out of hand.

210117  Yurishiro: Who doesn't like a good sausage pizza.

210097  Yurishiro: @Christina NERD. JK I love books too.

210112  Urn BooUrn: Dawwww, he needs a ramp to get in.

210109  Yurishiro: @chhumphrey In fact, my comment was about the sticker when it was put on. Written word stands there longer than us, who put that sticker might even be dead who knows. Almost everything marks a point in time, not a continuum.

210116  Christina: Instructions unclear: burger stuck in small round hole.

210123  Black Jesus: Shut UP, Dee!

210075  Christina: Brains...

210094  wolfpk: Culprit #210092

210071  Korrok: Kinky...

210123  Rembo Prundus: Who's that asshole that jumped on his back?

210087  Christina: I like this kind of buhnana.

210088  Christina: @Side Boob Horizontal is "across"; vertical is "down". You're welcome.

209988  funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

210057  Mr. Butt: ok.

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210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

209965 Cami: ...She could not help everybody so she helped somebody.

209988 funny in the wall: @DarkTeddy If you're interested, check out this book: amazon.com/Physical-Chemistry-Molecular-Donald-McQuarrie/dp/…. It's a good middle of the road PChem text. If you want something more challenging, check out this one: amazon.com/Matter-Equilibrium-Statistical-Mechanics-Thermodynamics/dp/0195147499/…. There's no reason pchem should be easy

209937 Ulillillia: Por favor

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

209961 Jabberwikket: @Ulillillia, I hear your sister is going out with SQUEAK !

210003 Mr Bleak: @KEKOEKEOEK "... but a shitload of insects got mashed to paste."

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

209943 Dr Awkward: @Felicity I had forgotten what Nader did before he fucked up the 2000 election :)

209934 El hefe: There better be a designer purse in there full of cheese puffs and malted milk balls



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Score:
394
 
 El Barto: @WTF Eugh, Fridays!
 Xeno: FYI, a screengrab from Martin Scorsese's After Hours (1985)
 dangerkeith3000: ouch
 Aemuli: Relatable
 WTF: I hate when that happens.
 sparename: An American Gobblin' Shark in London??
Image 179974   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
453
 
 Amy Housewine: This porn is feared.
 Sage: @dangerkeith3000 Are you speaking from experience with that last one?
 dangerkeith3000: A Rhino's horn is a porn triple threat. Pointy, hard, and bonetastic.
 Aemuli: I only get off on vintage giraffe with a strap-on pegging a rhino porn... Sort of a porn hipster
 Mr. Whiskers: Especially rhino on rhino
Image 179973   05-19-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
773
 
 A duck: Bad kitty.
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : I think a cats definition of edible is "smaller than I, and moves in an interesting manner"
 scribbs: Just had an edible bird for lunch.
Image 179972   05-19-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
825
 
 ArchStanton: @Aemuli Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds. But without the gannet.
 Aemuli: @dobbiesdoogs I've been looking everywhere for this! I don't like birds that soil their nests...I hope this one isn't torn
 dobbiesdoogs: the expurgated version
 E. HONDA: Every book of birds is a book of edible birds
 Shay: Serves the bastard right, stupid robins tweeting early in the morning.
 Peter Pantsless: Anything's a meal if you're hungry enough
 a robot: Girl and kitty are SUPER DETERMINED to eat that bird. Dog and mouse are like LOL FUN
 scribbs: Robin looks like he's talkin' smack.
Image 179971   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
349
 
 dangerkeith3000: Or 'soory' meter
 E. HONDA: Instead of a 'wanted' meter this game has a 'sorry' meter
Image 179970   05-19-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
223
 
 ignatz: Well does she or doesn't she?
 A duck: Ah, the merriments engaged in by the idle rich.
 dangerkeith3000: I see a butthole. With hair. Pardon my Klingon.
 apoxia: Some people have far too much time on their hands.
 enfanta: Look, someone was going to say it, okay?
 enfanta: Gesundheit.
Image 179969   05-19-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
405
 
 Jabberwikket: That's not how "shut up and take my money" works
 dangerkeith3000: Nice pic/uploader combo.
 CastleBravo: Inside is an empty room and a loop of Rick Astley.
 dobbiesdoogs: *massaged while shooting stars plays*
 TFChicken: Such spa. Very relax. Wow!
Image 179968   05-19-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
230
 
 A duck: @itskando: You. Can't "tell" me what to, do sign.
 itskando: You can't cell me what to do, sign
 itskando: Picture taken with cell phone
 dangerkeith3000: Jesus Herbert Christ, learn grammar.
 WTF: God forbid I have access to a phone at 2am when I'm shot for $32 and a six pack of PBR.
 WaffleIron: I bet you still have to pass a drug test to get this job.
 ASTER: I'm not so sure I'd take being talked down to by someone who writes like this just to keep a job that includes selling lotto tickets.
 AlexDeLarge: I'm here for a personal.
 ChubbyBuddy: hmm ive weighed my options and have concluded i'm willing to risk my career as a gas station attendant to finish my game of Flappy Bird. if you have to fire me i hope you won't be so petty as to deny me a letter of recommendation.
 Ulillillia: Choice's what?
Image 179967   05-19-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
272
 
 Mr. Shine: False aannnd false.
 Peach: TOO FRESH TO BATHE
 enfanta: Exactly the right IQ and attitude to become scarecrows.
Image 179966   05-19-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
183
 
 Himesama: @Aemuli We drew Jake farting. We had a good laugh too.
 dangerkeith3000: Who is Janie?
 Aemuli: @Himesama I think you mean, how do you illustrate that without getting suspended.
 WaffleIron: Janie's got a gun, not some fucking candles.
 Himesama: My son's homework was to illustrate captions and one said ' Jake tells rude jokes' how do you illustrate that?
 Mr. Whiskers: B (assuming a name change)
 jochenau: This problem's got problems.
 Nope: Quit trying to get us to do your homework
Image 179965   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
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