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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie



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11. CompletelyJoking: 1871 points
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Score:
394
 
 El Barto: @WTF Eugh, Fridays!
 Xeno: FYI, a screengrab from Martin Scorsese's After Hours (1985)
 waynelord: ouch
 Aemuli: Relatable
 WTF: I hate when that happens.
 sparename: An American Gobblin' Shark in London??
Image 179974   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
453
 
 Amy Housewine: This porn is feared.
 Sage: @dangerkeith3000 Are you speaking from experience with that last one?
 mickeyd: A Rhino's horn is a porn triple threat. Pointy, hard, and bonetastic.
 Aemuli: I only get off on vintage giraffe with a strap-on pegging a rhino porn... Sort of a porn hipster
 Mr. Whiskers: Especially rhino on rhino
Image 179973   05-19-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
773
 
 Chris Hansen: @Scoo Hello, there. This is C a m i. Im being bloc ked for po sting my em ail to stay in con tact in case the sit e went down and my subsequent griping when it was erased. Im finished here but loved being a part of it and hope things carry on. Have fun on the site but dont piss off the m od. (remove spaces): he erka as (at) gm ail.c om.
 A duck: Bad kitty.
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : I think a cats definition of edible is "smaller than I, and moves in an interesting manner"
 scribbs: Just had an edible bird for lunch.
Image 179972   05-19-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
825
 
 ArchStanton: @Aemuli Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds. But without the gannet.
 Aemuli: @dobbiesdoogs I've been looking everywhere for this! I don't like birds that soil their nests...I hope this one isn't torn
 dobbiesdoogs: the expurgated version
 E. HONDA: Every book of birds is a book of edible birds
 Shay: Serves the bastard right, stupid robins tweeting early in the morning.
 Peter Pantsless: Anything's a meal if you're hungry enough
 a robot: Girl and kitty are SUPER DETERMINED to eat that bird. Dog and mouse are like LOL FUN
 scribbs: Robin looks like he's talkin' smack.
Image 179971   05-19-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
349
 
 Chris Hansen: @Air Biscuit This is ca m i. Im beingbloc ked for po sting my em ail to stay in con tact in case the sit e went down and my subsequent griping when it was erased. Im fin ished here but loved being a part of it and hope things carry on. Feel free to con tact me (remove spaces): he erka as (at) gm ail.c om. Stay off the ad min radar if you dont want trouble.
 Chris Hansen: @Ulillillia This is ca m i. Im beingbloc ked for po sting my em ail to stay in con tact in case the sit e went down and my subsequent griping when it was erased. Im fin ished here but loved being a part of it and hope things carry on. Feel free to con tact me (remove spaces): he erka as (at) gm ail.c om. Stay off the ad min radar if you dont want trouble.
 Slug Wind: Or 'soory' meter
 E. HONDA: Instead of a 'wanted' meter this game has a 'sorry' meter
Image 179970   05-19-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
Score:
223
 
 ignatz: Well does she or doesn't she?
 A duck: Ah, the merriments engaged in by the idle rich.
 Lorm Bembo: I see a butthole. With hair. Pardon my Klingon.
 apoxia: Some people have far too much time on their hands.
 enfanta: Look, someone was going to say it, okay?
 enfanta: Gesundheit.
Image 179969   05-19-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
405
 
 Jabberwikket: That's not how "shut up and take my money" works
 Fursona: Nice pic/uploader combo.
 CastleBravo: Inside is an empty room and a loop of Rick Astley.
 dobbiesdoogs: *massaged while shooting stars plays*
 TFChicken: Such spa. Very relax. Wow!
Image 179968   05-19-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
258
 
 A duck: @itskando: You. Can't "tell" me what to, do sign.
 itskando: You can't cell me what to do, sign
 itskando: Picture taken with cell phone
 Vladimir Puta: Jesus Herbert Christ, learn grammar.
 WTF: God forbid I have access to a phone at 2am when I'm shot for $32 and a six pack of PBR.
 WaffleIron: I bet you still have to pass a drug test to get this job.
 ASTER: I'm not so sure I'd take being talked down to by someone who writes like this just to keep a job that includes selling lotto tickets.
 AlexDeLarge: I'm here for a personal.
 ChubbyBuddy: hmm ive weighed my options and have concluded i'm willing to risk my career as a gas station attendant to finish my game of Flappy Bird. if you have to fire me i hope you won't be so petty as to deny me a letter of recommendation.
 Ulillillia: Choice's what?
Image 179967   05-19-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
272
 
 Mr. Shine: False aannnd false.
 Peach: TOO FRESH TO BATHE
 enfanta: Exactly the right IQ and attitude to become scarecrows.
Image 179966   05-19-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
183
 
 Himesama: @Aemuli We drew Jake farting. We had a good laugh too.
 silver: Who is Janie?
 Aemuli: @Himesama I think you mean, how do you illustrate that without getting suspended.
 WaffleIron: Janie's got a gun, not some fucking candles.
 Himesama: My son's homework was to illustrate captions and one said ' Jake tells rude jokes' how do you illustrate that?
 Mr. Whiskers: B (assuming a name change)
 jochenau: This problem's got problems.
 Nope: Quit trying to get us to do your homework
Image 179965   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
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