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239033  Annoying Vegan : Construct a box.

239033  bug: Eat the most delicious strawberry you've ever tasted. ...then die.

239004  Otterman: But to be honest, I enjoy separating food as well.

239004  Otterman: Racist

239020  Bluetocracy: A face only an everyone could love

239030  barfolomew: @GoGo Robotto I would guess Planned Parenthood.

238999  Annoying Vegan : #146023 My boy! This was his teething phase. Frozen carrots kept him distracted.

239025  Bluetocracy: That's right, this is one super team you need to keep on a short leash.

239025  Annoying Vegan : YAAAAAAS

239027  Annoying Vegan : *fumbles through purse for five milkbones*

239012  Not A Bot: Chernobyl teens are so sarcastic

239030  GoGo Robotto: Can someone tell me from which company this is?

239024  whcvgre78: khajit has wares if you have the coin

238979  Greifer: over easy please...

238985  Spazstatic: @VoR :(

238995  Spazstatic: Username/upload synergy is pretty high. Fan of one team bashing the coach of another (had to look it up)

239002  tib gubb: that place seems fun

239032  sparename: On my behalf, God has killed many kittens

239017  tib gubb: on technical merit, sure.

239007  Spazstatic: Painting that kills you if you look at it: $53,000 - $80,000

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2. glenalec
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7. Christina
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9. Not A Bot
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238906 Stumpwiz: @VeeKay, I would say hydrocele. Don't ask me why.

238859 AlexDeLarge: It's like he's on the dashboard of the entire country.

238911 Yurishiro: Can I bring my beautiful person

238943 Kaviri: In case you get lost.

238875 mwoody: Statutory Grape made my day and the day is only 45 minutes old.

238813 well duh: @sparename back when I was a welder, I made the mistake of wearing frayed (near the crochital area, of course) jeans to work EXACTLY ONCE. Much for the same reason.

238957 Kaviri: I always interpreted it as allegory for heroin addiction.

238852 carpwoman: OFFS.

238856 glenalec: Later... Oh, a penny. Oh, another penny, Oh, another....

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

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 3. Annoying Vegan : 5952 points
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 5. Christina: 2711 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2705 points
 7. Warrax: 2318 points
 8. karpeles: 2234 points
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10. Alpha Trion: 2130 points
11. barfolomew: 2113 points
12. skittles: 1865 points
13. Pikachu: 1823 points
14. Shay: 1718 points
15. Yurishiro: 1712 points
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 Mr. Shine: False aannnd false.
 enfanta: Exactly the right IQ and attitude to become scarecrows.
Image 179966   05-19-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 Himesama: @Aemuli We drew Jake farting. We had a good laugh too.
 dangerkeith3000: Who is Janie?
 Aemuli: @Himesama I think you mean, how do you illustrate that without getting suspended.
 WaffleIron: Janie's got a gun, not some fucking candles.
 Himesama: My son's homework was to illustrate captions and one said ' Jake tells rude jokes' how do you illustrate that?
 Mr. Whiskers: B (assuming a name change)
 jochenau: This problem's got problems.
 Nope: Quit trying to get us to do your homework
Image 179965   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
 Skaalar: @Dan Tagonistic Go Team Historic!
 Dan Tagonistic: @Skaalar Mary Anning - came here to say that too
 Skaalar: Actually, she sold fossils. Came up with some of those most complete skeletons out there.
 ReluctantFr0g: It is she sells not sally sells
 Flarmie: And do NOT get me started on rubber baby buggy bumpers...
 Flarmie: Also, a woodchuck is completely incapable of chucking wood!
 kazzy94: I live near a beach and all the tourist stores truck in shells from some other place.
 Nope: Hey man shes out there hustling, what did you do huh?!
Image 179964   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rory
 TFChicken: I said I was posting EVERY photo I own so damn it, here you go!
Image 179963   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
 dangerkeith3000: pizza pizza
 WTF: It gets three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
 WaffleIron: I hope it's still got the three cylinder.
 dobbiesdoogs: geo metro limo is still smaller than a hyundai elantra
 sparename: Wow! that's a car and a half
Image 179962   05-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
 ASTER: Cat 2
Image 179961   05-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Image 179960 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crunchymush. Your image was bad, crunchymush.
 mrwiffler: That's no space station......
 WTF: Arrakis, wasteland of the Empire, and the most valuable planet in the universe.
 Butcherboy: Agreed
 Peter Pantsless: We still love 'ya, buddy
Image 179959   05-19-17   Uploaded by    mom
 Skaalar: Last time, on Dragonball-Touchers Z!
 enfanta: Well, stop wearing them on your jaw and maybe I will!
 Mr. Butt: no
Image 179958   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 scribbs: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase Raymond Smullyan, I'm not into astrology because I'm born Leo, but I'm on the cusp so I'm also a Cancer, but because of the precession I'm also a Gemini, and Gemini don't believe in that stuff.…
 Beef Supreme: Do a search for Precession of the equinoxes and you'll understand that lots of folks are worshipping astrology without knowing it.
 WaffleIron: Which means it'll be another 26000 years before the dawning of the age of Aquarius again.
 scribbs: "Celestial Pole" is my dancing name.
Image 179957   05-19-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
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