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268552  necronomicon: GROSSER PENIS

268548  Not A Bot: ...bait?

268546  Felicity: Written with a dick felt pen

268547  Felicity: Buffering

268549  Felicity: A haircut you could set your watch by!

268550  Felicity: @Felicity ...fer

268550  Felicity: Reeheeheehee

268531  Felicity: And that he is Douglas Adams

268550  wolfpk: Shaggy's real "scooby snacks"

268541  Teechur: His leg makes me feel squeemy.

268550  Springbok: Who calls joints "doobies" anymore...?

268536  a robot: That's nice, dear.

268541  wolfpk: "Who are you!!!"

268539  Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268543  Mr. Whiskers: Is this a Goldmember reference? Really?

268478  Air Biscuit: @Felicity i remember big shot.

268517  MrBoffo: I love the views from Hermit's Rest

268486  Air Biscuit: "DONT OPEN IT! YOULL KILL EVERYBODY AGAIN!"

268519  MrBoffo: Flame ON, Johnny Storm!

268523  MrBoffo: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.

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1. MrBoffo
2. Side Boob
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Dr Awkward
5. a robot
6. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!



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wolfskin uploaded 268231 (792 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (791 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (776 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (747 points)
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GiveMePlus uploaded 268208 (692 points)
jayjay uploaded 268233 (670 points)
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 3. Annoying Vegan : 2939 points
 4. MrBoffo: 2240 points
 5. time is wastin: 1714 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. east bay: 1618 points
 8. VeeKay: 1551 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1516 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. Sydney: 1471 points
12. toad: 1428 points
13. Zaxxoff: 1404 points
14. fisto: 1400 points
15. amputator: 1387 points
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Score:
183
 
 Himesama: @Aemuli We drew Jake farting. We had a good laugh too.
 silver: Who is Janie?
 Aemuli: @Himesama I think you mean, how do you illustrate that without getting suspended.
 WaffleIron: Janie's got a gun, not some fucking candles.
 Himesama: My son's homework was to illustrate captions and one said ' Jake tells rude jokes' how do you illustrate that?
 Mr. Whiskers: B (assuming a name change)
 jochenau: This problem's got problems.
 Nope: Quit trying to get us to do your homework
Image 179965   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
502
 
 Skaalar: @Dan Tagonistic Go Team Historic!
 Dan Tagonistic: @Skaalar Mary Anning - came here to say that too
 Skaalar: Actually, she sold fossils. Came up with some of those most complete skeletons out there.
 ReluctantFr0g: It is she sells not sally sells
 Flarmie: And do NOT get me started on rubber baby buggy bumpers...
 Flarmie: Also, a woodchuck is completely incapable of chucking wood!
 kazzy94: I live near a beach and all the tourist stores truck in shells from some other place.
 Nope: Hey man shes out there hustling, what did you do huh?!
Image 179964   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rory
Score:
167
 
 TFChicken: I said I was posting EVERY photo I own so damn it, here you go!
Image 179963   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
361
 
 9mm: pizza pizza
 WTF: It gets three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene.
 WaffleIron: I hope it's still got the three cylinder.
 dobbiesdoogs: geo metro limo is still smaller than a hyundai elantra
 sparename: Wow! that's a car and a half
Image 179962   05-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
701
 
 ASTER: Cat 2
Image 179961   05-19-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Image 179960 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crunchymush. We'll pray for you, crunchymush.
Score:
477
 
 mrwiffler: That's no space station......
 WTF: Arrakis, wasteland of the Empire, and the most valuable planet in the universe.
 Butcherboy: Agreed
 Peter Pantsless: We still love 'ya, buddy
Image 179959   05-19-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
242
 
 Skaalar: Last time, on Dragonball-Touchers Z!
 enfanta: Well, stop wearing them on your jaw and maybe I will!
 Mr. Butt: no
Image 179958   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
299
 
 scribbs: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase Raymond Smullyan, I'm not into astrology because I'm born Leo, but I'm on the cusp so I'm also a Cancer, but because of the precession I'm also a Gemini, and Gemini don't believe in that stuff. irishtimes.com/news/science/…
 Beef Supreme: Do a search for Precession of the equinoxes and you'll understand that lots of folks are worshipping astrology without knowing it.
 WaffleIron: Which means it'll be another 26000 years before the dawning of the age of Aquarius again.
 scribbs: "Celestial Pole" is my dancing name.
Image 179957   05-19-17   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
202
 
 Amy Housewine: Dogritos.
 WaffleIron: I bet doggos feeties smell.
 DrinkMixMan: Relax, have a dorite
Image 179956   05-19-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
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