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234433  Shay: *checks Sit out next hand*

234433  VeeKay: Time to interview for a new roomie!

234430  Shay: DOMINIC YOU RAT! HOW CAN YOU GIVE YOUR OWN CO-WORKER THE OL' SPICY CAKE?!?!

234363  BavidDowie: What your ex thinks happened to you.

233886  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Shine Ashley.

234381  BavidDowie: I shall dub thee "Knobbely-Wobbly".

234428  VeeKay: This is what they believe in 9gag.

234430  VeeKay: And now you gotta law suit to deal with

234393  BavidDowie: @Greifer You never call

234418  kornisjon: This settles that argument.

234428  GoGo Robotto: @Scoo Day 3 - Still a potato.

234431  VeeKay: You spelled "Do you want fries with that?" all wrong!

234409  BavidDowie: He's dynamite

234411  BavidDowie: I see Daddy has custody this weekend?

234428  Scoo: Finally, a practical use for the Grade 4 science fair potato battery!

234413  BavidDowie: Two of those are sea urchins, and one is a cactus!

234430  GoGo Robotto: The guy on the left looks like he planned it all out.

234421  BavidDowie: Welcome to Moesganistan!

234424  BavidDowie: I accidentally planted nipcat this year.

234432  GoGo Robotto: Finger Cannon, Fire at Will (5)!

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234229 RiderFan: Its a pain in the ass to clean up once the flowers start falling.

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234265 Wooden Spoon: Floor to the right of the pedestal looks fake and is that a condom wrapper or drain on the floor on the left?

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Score:
435
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Don't got no problems (no problems) Ain't got no suitcase (no suitcase) Ain't got no clothes to worry about (no clothes to worry about) Ain't got no real estate or jewellery or gold mines to hang me up
 Robespierre: Colour me astounded.
 Science: "Oh shit - that was supposed to come off at the bicep... I think I have to go to the hospital..."
 Jabberwikket: Bro, do you even PLORP ?
 trelyate: I have this really cool trick, but I can only do it 4 times
 enfanta: That shoulder anus is very off-putting.
 chhumphrey: And here I always thought the threat was supposed to be, "I'll rip off your arm and beat you with it." Guess this guy brings his own weapon.
 dangerkeith3000: No try to take off your other one. You can't, can you? Wimp.
 a robot: Eeew.
 Koopa: Detachment combatant!
 Supermansbrother: I don't get to post Arm-fall-off Boy.
 SgtScaredFrog: and THAT'S why you always leave a note
 KrazyKat: PLORP = amputation sound? Drs on the spaceship, please confirm.
 Mr. Butt: PLORP
 Ulillillia: But you can't. So play safe.
 Knice: It is rather disarming.
 sparename: Now it WILL feel like someone else
Image 179878   05-19-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
415
 
 WaffleIron: #4 reason is that they're filming another rocky movie and you're the star!
 Bohab: You know what you did jeff
 chhumphrey: Third reason has to be that the plan has propellers and they got stuck.
 funny in the wall: seriously, Jeff, you knew what this was
Image 179877   05-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
429
 
 Bu7Z: @rarely am I not.
 chhumphrey: Didn't they already make this movie?
 Koopa: @Bu7Z Damn, you're absolutely right!
 Bu7Z: The man with the money symbol speaks more is a metaphor for everything wrong in the lives of all humans who are not the man with the money symbol. @Koopa
 Koopa: Carrot head only says two things in this comic. The man with the money symbol speaks more. COINCIDENCE???
 Aemuli: Denver
 Mr. Butt: I love everything about this.
Image 179876   05-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
401
 
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : "he'll feed a man for a day"
 Scoo: Teach a man to fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to BE a fish and, uh, someone help me out here
 VoR: Set a man on fire and hell will be the rest of your life
 Entertainmentalist: A Terry Pratchett quote, as I recall.
 dangerkeith3000: This is true.
 Aemuli: Political!
 chhumphrey: missing text: "very short"
Image 179875   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
836
 
 Scoo: They 'bout to drop the hottest mixed guano of 1998!
 dangerkeith3000: my momma said there'd be days like these.
 Otterman: Nobody told me there would be boasting.
 funny in the wall: fruit bats rule
 Aemuli: Far less blood sucking
 Urn BooUrn: Still less shrill.
 jochenau: Their band name is Supersonic.
 Knice: Bat-Street's back ALLRIGHT!!
Image 179874   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
409
 
 kinggheedra: I read a Buzzfeed listicle on what Hogwarts would be like if it was a school for underprivileged British children. It was more compelling than the whole series somehow.
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z i had that book as a child-it was one of my favorites, especially the last page.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z spoiler alert, the monster at the end of the book is grover, because he is, despite his loveable nature, a monster.
 Bu7Z: @enfanta I haven't read the books, I've sat through some of the films because I have kids... I think it's the 'oh yes, I read' attitude of adults reading at a young adult level that shits me the most. Oh I also read John Steinbeck, yeah because you had to in high school English... Oh you only read the cliff notes..? Might as well have told me you were shocked by the twist at the end of the sesame street book... There is a monster at the end of this book...
 SgtScaredFrog: @enfanta You're not alone by any means, it's more that we have to hide ourselves. Pointing out the shallow mediocrity of the Potterverse, not loving all Pixar plots, and thinking diamond jewelry is in poor taste are three topics where, even if I were 100% objectively right, I am sure not going to make any friends
 enfanta: God I hate Harry Potter. The nerd bashing, the jock worship, the hero upon whom is acted but acts not himself and quidditch makes NO FUCKING SENSE. NONE. And I seem to be alone in this opinion. Gah.
 SgtScaredFrog: @kinggheedra I struggle with this sometimes: it's not that it's popular, it's that all the sudden it's everywhere, there's a billion memes and there's just no room to have your own relationship with [insert fandom object here]. Happened to me with Game of Thrones
 itskando: @ignatz followed by sad Martian kip sigh
 Ulillillia: Literally
 kinggheedra: That's mean. But I liked these books in high school, and then there was a fandom, and queue the tired cliche of no longer liking something because it got popular.
 kinggheedra: I feel like Harry Potter is something to be outgrown once you reach the formal operational stage.
 Eleftheros: I don't get it, do I need to watch more Dr. Who?
 ignatz: Ooh, thanks Red Circler! Don't worry Ma'am, i'm only doing my job..
Image 179873   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
199
 
 trelyate: did Franken Fran do this?
 Bu7Z: @jochenau I've found a way to make you hear my voice when you read my words as text!
 jochenau: Good news, everyone!
 dangerous dave: Social Security Facehugger.
Image 179872   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
492
 
 Ulillillia: We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
 Aemuli: I may had finals, stop trying to give me a heart attack!
Image 179871   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
390
 
 fakeusername: guess we don't need the fire tower for a little bit
 dangerous dave: I was suffering from Scribes Fever, a particular form of neurosthemia common among the intelligentsia of the time, and had taken up residence in The Grand Budapest Hotel in Nabelsbaad, in the alpine Sudetenwaltz. I expect some of you will know it.
Image 179870   05-19-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
593
 
 Robespierre: The latest iteration of Eurotrash.
 mwoody: The American adaptation of The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
 Bu7Z: @dangerous dave, dur there be cars there, in the wall, dur.
 Otterman: Car slodging
 dangerous dave: @Bu7Z @Higdec @sparename That settles it: I'm gonna get me some stupider friends.
 Bu7Z: Can't help but think of nuts in chocolate... Fuck this diet.
 Higdec: Now that is some long term parking :)
 sparename: A lot of cars pissed off the mob that year
Image 179869   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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