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205174  Prostata: Glad we shaved that bush

205175  Prostata: I said... NO HORSEPLAY!

205176  Prostata: NO HORSEPLAY!

205180  Scoo: Why is only one not naked?

205189  wordjones: a humble and honest pic

205138  Scoo: Impressive

205174  El hefe: His favorite musician is the lonliest monk

205169  charlemagne: have you ever tried to bury animals? it's hard, especially when they wriggle about. you really need some spare hands

205175  El hefe: Your girlfriend is really obnoxious

205173  Prostata: some dogs just want to watch the world burn

205149  Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.

205179  NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.

205185  silver: to be honest on a global scale humans don't behave very much better than this.

205152  NoRagrets: Same.

205156  Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.

205137  wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!

205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

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204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1

205004 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

205106 Lantry: fice... nace

204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

204951 piranharama: I maked these

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.



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ChubbyBuddy uploaded 204986 (729 points)
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11. ChubbyBuddy: 2158 points
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Score:
435
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Don't got no problems (no problems) Ain't got no suitcase (no suitcase) Ain't got no clothes to worry about (no clothes to worry about) Ain't got no real estate or jewellery or gold mines to hang me up
 Robespierre: Colour me astounded.
 Science: "Oh shit - that was supposed to come off at the bicep... I think I have to go to the hospital..."
 Jabberwikket: Bro, do you even PLORP ?
 trelyate: I have this really cool trick, but I can only do it 4 times
 enfanta: That shoulder anus is very off-putting.
 chhumphrey: And here I always thought the threat was supposed to be, "I'll rip off your arm and beat you with it." Guess this guy brings his own weapon.
 dangerkeith3000: No try to take off your other one. You can't, can you? Wimp.
 a robot: Eeew.
 Koopa: Detachment combatant!
 Supermansbrother: I don't get to post Arm-fall-off Boy.
 SgtScaredFrog: and THAT'S why you always leave a note
 KrazyKat: PLORP = amputation sound? Drs on the spaceship, please confirm.
 Mr. Butt: PLORP
 Ulillillia: But you can't. So play safe.
 Knice: It is rather disarming.
 sparename: Now it WILL feel like someone else
Image 179878   05-19-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
388
 
 WaffleIron: #4 reason is that they're filming another rocky movie and you're the star!
 Bohab: You know what you did jeff
 chhumphrey: Third reason has to be that the plan has propellers and they got stuck.
 funny in the wall: seriously, Jeff, you knew what this was
Image 179877   05-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
399
 
 Bu7Z: @rarely am I not.
 chhumphrey: Didn't they already make this movie?
 Koopa: @Bu7Z Damn, you're absolutely right!
 Bu7Z: The man with the money symbol speaks more is a metaphor for everything wrong in the lives of all humans who are not the man with the money symbol. @Koopa
 Koopa: Carrot head only says two things in this comic. The man with the money symbol speaks more. COINCIDENCE???
 Aemuli: Denver
 Mr. Butt: I love everything about this.
Image 179876   05-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
400
 
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : "he'll feed a man for a day"
 Scoo: Teach a man to fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to BE a fish and, uh, someone help me out here
 VoR: Set a man on fire and hell will be the rest of your life
 Entertainmentalist: A Terry Pratchett quote, as I recall.
 dangerkeith3000: This is true.
 Aemuli: Political!
 chhumphrey: missing text: "very short"
Image 179875   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Bumbo Lungys
Score:
836
 
 Scoo: They 'bout to drop the hottest mixed guano of 1998!
 dangerkeith3000: my momma said there'd be days like these.
 Otterman: Nobody told me there would be boasting.
 funny in the wall: fruit bats rule
 Aemuli: Far less blood sucking
 Urn BooUrn: Still less shrill.
 jochenau: Their band name is Supersonic.
 Knice: Bat-Street's back ALLRIGHT!!
Image 179874   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
384
 
 kinggheedra: I read a Buzzfeed listicle on what Hogwarts would be like if it was a school for underprivileged British children. It was more compelling than the whole series somehow.
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z i had that book as a child-it was one of my favorites, especially the last page.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z spoiler alert, the monster at the end of the book is grover, because he is, despite his loveable nature, a monster.
 Bu7Z: @enfanta I haven't read the books, I've sat through some of the films because I have kids... I think it's the 'oh yes, I read' attitude of adults reading at a young adult level that shits me the most. Oh I also read John Steinbeck, yeah because you had to in high school English... Oh you only read the cliff notes..? Might as well have told me you were shocked by the twist at the end of the sesame street book... There is a monster at the end of this book...
 SgtScaredFrog: @enfanta You're not alone by any means, it's more that we have to hide ourselves. Pointing out the shallow mediocrity of the Potterverse, not loving all Pixar plots, and thinking diamond jewelry is in poor taste are three topics where, even if I were 100% objectively right, I am sure not going to make any friends
 enfanta: God I hate Harry Potter. The nerd bashing, the jock worship, the hero upon whom is acted but acts not himself and quidditch makes NO FUCKING SENSE. NONE. And I seem to be alone in this opinion. Gah.
 SgtScaredFrog: @kinggheedra I struggle with this sometimes: it's not that it's popular, it's that all the sudden it's everywhere, there's a billion memes and there's just no room to have your own relationship with [insert fandom object here]. Happened to me with Game of Thrones
 itskando: @ignatz followed by sad Martian kip sigh
 Ulillillia: Literally
 kinggheedra: That's mean. But I liked these books in high school, and then there was a fandom, and queue the tired cliche of no longer liking something because it got popular.
 kinggheedra: I feel like Harry Potter is something to be outgrown once you reach the formal operational stage.
 Eleftheros: I don't get it, do I need to watch more Dr. Who?
 ignatz: Ooh, thanks Red Circler! Don't worry Ma'am, i'm only doing my job..
Image 179873   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
199
 
 trelyate: did Franken Fran do this?
 Bu7Z: @jochenau I've found a way to make you hear my voice when you read my words as text!
 jochenau: Good news, everyone!
 dangerous dave: Social Security Facehugger.
Image 179872   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
467
 
 Ulillillia: We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
 Aemuli: I may had finals, stop trying to give me a heart attack!
Image 179871   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
390
 
 fakeusername: guess we don't need the fire tower for a little bit
 dangerous dave: I was suffering from Scribes Fever, a particular form of neurosthemia common among the intelligentsia of the time, and had taken up residence in The Grand Budapest Hotel in Nabelsbaad, in the alpine Sudetenwaltz. I expect some of you will know it.
Image 179870   05-19-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
562
 
 Robespierre: The latest iteration of Eurotrash.
 mwoody: The American adaptation of The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
 Bu7Z: @dangerous dave, dur there be cars there, in the wall, dur.
 Otterman: Car slodging
 dangerous dave: @Bu7Z @Higdec @sparename That settles it: I'm gonna get me some stupider friends.
 Bu7Z: Can't help but think of nuts in chocolate... Fuck this diet.
 Higdec: Now that is some long term parking :)
 sparename: A lot of cars pissed off the mob that year
Image 179869   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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