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244227  Warrax: The protruding barrel made me think it was empty at first, but the back of the slide seems to be in the right place so I guess it just has a murder boner.

244219  itskando: @itskando Thank god for bike route sign

244219  itskando: Bike route sign knows where it is

244212  Warrax: @Scoo There's this particular brand kind of expensive-ish fruit preserves I really like. They come in these 13oz jars that are just perfect for having a drink of water. I think I have close to 20 of them in the cabinet already, and four more in the fridge that aren't empty yet.

244194  Felicity: @Donald So?

244227  WotGives: Soon, you'll be sleeping with the fish - er...

244220  White Rice: @Prostata that's assuming the box is 20kg, but the 20N leads me to believe shes put forth 20 joules of work to move that box 5m (so a 4kg box). Either way, I'm more impressed by her height than her power (though she's doing it with little effort, so maybe I should be impressed)

244198  Not A Bot: I'm a terrible person for putting that price sticker there.

244222  White Rice: @Annoying Vegan He's a YouTube "celebrity" who is known for being a horrible human. His biggest snafu was making a video in Japan (multiple offensive videos, really) one of which focused on going to "the suicide forest" and making fun of the hanging corpse of someone who had killed them self. His response to the internets outrage (save for his fans, who I can only hope will mature one day) was effectively "it was just a joke, bro". Basically, he's a sociopath with an inflated self ego & an audience who only inflated that ego further (and fund his bullshit)

244232  Nope: Money spent on whimsy is not wasted. Well... Less wasted, I guess it could buy some sandwiches for the poor or something...

244099  Mumbles: yes @Yurishiro

244226  WannaBee: These are amazing! Is that a Christopher Walken pillow?

244212  Annoying Vegan : My husband keeps the same box in the garage. Ive written Evil Box of Cords on it.

244210  Felicity: GIANT DOG

244184  a robot: Doggo has just unlocked the secrets of the universe

244202  a robot: @Scoo The Sims call it "woohoo"

244221  Butcherboy: Ok, hold that and well get those tonsils out

244222  Annoying Vegan : Should I know who this is?

244218  Mr. Shine: I wanna hug that lil cat.

244217  Felicity: @Not A Bot Bubbe ate it

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244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

244008 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.

244128 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!

244030 Prostata: @Felicity LOL who says I don't?

244105 square44: @Yurishiro fair enough

244150 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.

244170 Mad Collager: I'm reminded of a classic cartoon showing a woman belly dancing in a harem. She has removed everything but the veil, and all the men are chanting, "Take it off! Take it off!".

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?



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camellia uploaded 243833 (1009 points)
Horp Lello uploaded 244111 (993 points)
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 6. Not A Bot: 3149 points
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11. Mexico: 2370 points
12. dingding: 2319 points
13. saluted: 2059 points
14. Scoo: 2040 points
15. foreversmug: 2023 points
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 Scoo: They 'bout to drop the hottest mixed guano of 1998!
 eevee: my momma said there'd be days like these.
 Otterman: Nobody told me there would be boasting.
 funny in the wall: fruit bats rule
 Aemuli: Far less blood sucking
 Urn BooUrn: Still less shrill.
 jochenau: Their band name is Supersonic.
 Knice: Bat-Street's back ALLRIGHT!!
Image 179874   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
409
 
 kinggheedra: I read a Buzzfeed listicle on what Hogwarts would be like if it was a school for underprivileged British children. It was more compelling than the whole series somehow.
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z i had that book as a child-it was one of my favorites, especially the last page.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z spoiler alert, the monster at the end of the book is grover, because he is, despite his loveable nature, a monster.
 Bu7Z: @enfanta I haven't read the books, I've sat through some of the films because I have kids... I think it's the 'oh yes, I read' attitude of adults reading at a young adult level that shits me the most. Oh I also read John Steinbeck, yeah because you had to in high school English... Oh you only read the cliff notes..? Might as well have told me you were shocked by the twist at the end of the sesame street book... There is a monster at the end of this book...
 SgtScaredFrog: @enfanta You're not alone by any means, it's more that we have to hide ourselves. Pointing out the shallow mediocrity of the Potterverse, not loving all Pixar plots, and thinking diamond jewelry is in poor taste are three topics where, even if I were 100% objectively right, I am sure not going to make any friends
 enfanta: God I hate Harry Potter. The nerd bashing, the jock worship, the hero upon whom is acted but acts not himself and quidditch makes NO FUCKING SENSE. NONE. And I seem to be alone in this opinion. Gah.
 SgtScaredFrog: @kinggheedra I struggle with this sometimes: it's not that it's popular, it's that all the sudden it's everywhere, there's a billion memes and there's just no room to have your own relationship with [insert fandom object here]. Happened to me with Game of Thrones
 itskando: @ignatz followed by sad Martian kip sigh
 Ulillillia: Literally
 kinggheedra: That's mean. But I liked these books in high school, and then there was a fandom, and queue the tired cliche of no longer liking something because it got popular.
 kinggheedra: I feel like Harry Potter is something to be outgrown once you reach the formal operational stage.
 Eleftheros: I don't get it, do I need to watch more Dr. Who?
 ignatz: Ooh, thanks Red Circler! Don't worry Ma'am, i'm only doing my job..
Image 179873   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
199
 
 trelyate: did Franken Fran do this?
 Bu7Z: @jochenau I've found a way to make you hear my voice when you read my words as text!
 jochenau: Good news, everyone!
 dangerous dave: Social Security Facehugger.
Image 179872   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
492
 
 Ulillillia: We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
 Aemuli: I may had finals, stop trying to give me a heart attack!
Image 179871   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
390
 
 fakeusername: guess we don't need the fire tower for a little bit
 dangerous dave: I was suffering from Scribes Fever, a particular form of neurosthemia common among the intelligentsia of the time, and had taken up residence in The Grand Budapest Hotel in Nabelsbaad, in the alpine Sudetenwaltz. I expect some of you will know it.
Image 179870   05-19-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
593
 
 crazyfingers: The latest iteration of Eurotrash.
 mwoody: The American adaptation of The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
 Bu7Z: @dangerous dave, dur there be cars there, in the wall, dur.
 Otterman: Car slodging
 dangerous dave: @Bu7Z @Higdec @sparename That settles it: I'm gonna get me some stupider friends.
 Bu7Z: Can't help but think of nuts in chocolate... Fuck this diet.
 Higdec: Now that is some long term parking :)
 sparename: A lot of cars pissed off the mob that year
Image 179869   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
96
 
 sparename: Your pizza is upside-down. And not cooked
 a robot: I guess mom (grandma?) missed the memo about wearing red for the family picture
 Bu7Z: Obviously the other pic of them all 25 years older dressed up and posing in the same way got whack offped...
 SomeCanadian: Yep. Those are people.
Image 179868   05-19-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
192
 
 wolfpk: The person that sliced the pizza: A- was drunk B- hates you C- having a bad day D- just an asshole
 jayjay: AT least this pizza isn't upside down.
 XLY: "Just fuck my shit up fam"
 Spazstatic: Missed the black bars.
 a robot: You monster.
 NoRagrets: Never crispy cut a non crispy.
Image 179867   05-19-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
902
 
 ping: Snorted out loud. Radded.
 Urn BooUrn: Mom's dementia is getting worse.
 a robot: Everyone needs a hobby...
 KrazyKat: TWAT WANY
Image 179866   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
593
 
 Bu7Z: A station wagon traveling 85% of the speed limit but carrying 120% of the legal amount of melons an individual can carry across state borders, and a truck carrying.. You know what, fuck it.
 SomeCanadian: Manny has 120 melons to sell. He gives 10 to Rachael every morning for free. Rachael goes into competition with Manny. How much more does Manny have to charge per melon before he realizes Rachael is just using him and he's never getting anywhere with her?
 sparename: What up, melonfarmer?
Image 179865   05-19-17   Uploaded by    younglink
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