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254161  DrNinjaman: The Onion did it better

254161  Shay: Home is where the heart fails.

254145  fanny: does anyone else see the William H Macy resemblance?

254149  addend: #254156 proved it.

254142  Laree: (Hopefully not) Username/upload combo

254148  Darmstadtium: This PG version of Seven is weird

254161  addend: Ha, ha, hard drugs, addiction, and violent crime. HA HA.

254162  Side Boob: Blep

254160  Urn BooUrn: I'm going to need you to stay late. We really need to catch that red dot.

254085  Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254146  addend: Meme game on fleek.

254107  Bill Rye: BEEP BOOP

254153  Whatever: I want to feed the little furball to test that theory about cats having nine lives

254154  Whatever: Cmon man, the gator is obviously registered to vote, and is a Trump supporter

254163  a robot: what

254156  Whatever: Perhaps you are not looking hard enough

254149  Bill Rye: mamma mia

254159  Teechur: Why he gots a tie on up there? #254160

254158  Side Boob: I should buy a boat.

254160  Solemn: Mittens always knew that one day he'd get to be the C.mE.Ow.

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254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.



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 kinggheedra: I read a Buzzfeed listicle on what Hogwarts would be like if it was a school for underprivileged British children. It was more compelling than the whole series somehow.
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z i had that book as a child-it was one of my favorites, especially the last page.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z spoiler alert, the monster at the end of the book is grover, because he is, despite his loveable nature, a monster.
 Bu7Z: @enfanta I haven't read the books, I've sat through some of the films because I have kids... I think it's the 'oh yes, I read' attitude of adults reading at a young adult level that shits me the most. Oh I also read John Steinbeck, yeah because you had to in high school English... Oh you only read the cliff notes..? Might as well have told me you were shocked by the twist at the end of the sesame street book... There is a monster at the end of this book...
 SgtScaredFrog: @enfanta You're not alone by any means, it's more that we have to hide ourselves. Pointing out the shallow mediocrity of the Potterverse, not loving all Pixar plots, and thinking diamond jewelry is in poor taste are three topics where, even if I were 100% objectively right, I am sure not going to make any friends
 enfanta: God I hate Harry Potter. The nerd bashing, the jock worship, the hero upon whom is acted but acts not himself and quidditch makes NO FUCKING SENSE. NONE. And I seem to be alone in this opinion. Gah.
 SgtScaredFrog: @kinggheedra I struggle with this sometimes: it's not that it's popular, it's that all the sudden it's everywhere, there's a billion memes and there's just no room to have your own relationship with [insert fandom object here]. Happened to me with Game of Thrones
 itskando: @ignatz followed by sad Martian kip sigh
 Ulillillia: Literally
 kinggheedra: That's mean. But I liked these books in high school, and then there was a fandom, and queue the tired cliche of no longer liking something because it got popular.
 kinggheedra: I feel like Harry Potter is something to be outgrown once you reach the formal operational stage.
 Eleftheros: I don't get it, do I need to watch more Dr. Who?
 ignatz: Ooh, thanks Red Circler! Don't worry Ma'am, i'm only doing my job..
Image 179873   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
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 trelyate: did Franken Fran do this?
 Bu7Z: @jochenau I've found a way to make you hear my voice when you read my words as text!
 jochenau: Good news, everyone!
 dangerous dave: Social Security Facehugger.
Image 179872   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
492
 
 Ulillillia: We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
 Aemuli: I may had finals, stop trying to give me a heart attack!
Image 179871   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
390
 
 fakeusername: guess we don't need the fire tower for a little bit
 dangerous dave: I was suffering from Scribes Fever, a particular form of neurosthemia common among the intelligentsia of the time, and had taken up residence in The Grand Budapest Hotel in Nabelsbaad, in the alpine Sudetenwaltz. I expect some of you will know it.
Image 179870   05-19-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
593
 
 crazyfingers: The latest iteration of Eurotrash.
 mwoody: The American adaptation of The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
 Bu7Z: @dangerous dave, dur there be cars there, in the wall, dur.
 Otterman: Car slodging
 dangerous dave: @Bu7Z @Higdec @sparename That settles it: I'm gonna get me some stupider friends.
 Bu7Z: Can't help but think of nuts in chocolate... Fuck this diet.
 Higdec: Now that is some long term parking :)
 sparename: A lot of cars pissed off the mob that year
Image 179869   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
96
 
 sparename: Your pizza is upside-down. And not cooked
 a robot: I guess mom (grandma?) missed the memo about wearing red for the family picture
 SomeCanadian: Yep. Those are people.
Image 179868   05-19-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
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 wolfpk: The person that sliced the pizza: A- was drunk B- hates you C- having a bad day D- just an asshole
 jayjay: AT least this pizza isn't upside down.
 XLY: "Just fuck my shit up fam"
 Spazstatic: Missed the black bars.
 a robot: You monster.
 NoRagrets: Never crispy cut a non crispy.
Image 179867   05-19-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
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 ping: Snorted out loud. Radded.
 Urn BooUrn: Mom's dementia is getting worse.
 a robot: Everyone needs a hobby...
 KrazyKat: TWAT WANY
Image 179866   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
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 Bu7Z: A station wagon traveling 85% of the speed limit but carrying 120% of the legal amount of melons an individual can carry across state borders, and a truck carrying.. You know what, fuck it.
 SomeCanadian: Manny has 120 melons to sell. He gives 10 to Rachael every morning for free. Rachael goes into competition with Manny. How much more does Manny have to charge per melon before he realizes Rachael is just using him and he's never getting anywhere with her?
 sparename: What up, melonfarmer?
Image 179865   05-19-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
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 fanny: @SomeCanadian I'd take a Ronald Reagan blanket... and let my kids use it when they get the stomach bug :)
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture lame political jokes are what makes the friendly spaceship fun!
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z agreed. I make it a point to use the term "acceptance" rather than "tolerance" when I'm not making lame political jokes.
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture "The Tolerant Left" is my throwing-the-jab name
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture I hate the word tolerant, tolerate... I live in Australia where people think it's right to tolerate other cultures. Tolerate means 'put up with, even though you don't like' fuck that. Stop disliking things different from you, and thinking you need to 'put up with' them to be not a dick, just don't be a dick.
 Derp Herpigan: @Fancy Clown I don't know either.
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z So much for the tolerant left
 Bu7Z: For example, 'you think the colour of someone's skin somehow determines the value of that person? Damn you're stupid!' See, I totally made fun of some real people's genuine beliefs, and yet didn't really offend any true aggronaughts.
 Bu7Z: @SomeCanadian nah, only political views that can be backed up by some kind of rational thought. Ok this is not the place to try to validate what counts as rational, let's not get into that here.., because, well, we know if it's not and we'll make fun of it.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Sorry, that was mean. This is a safe space. All political views are welcome with all their many beddings.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Under their Ronald Reagan comforters.
 Fancy Clown: "Derp, I durnoo!"
 fanny: this is the shit that keeps conservatives up at night.
 Prostata: "quick... find SOMETHING... ANYTHING to distract away from the president's illegal activity!"
 sparename: wear the Fox hat, they said
Image 179864   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
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