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228490  Robespierre: @Ulillillia It might not be a steak that you'd recognize as a steak - wit, wit whiz for me pleez.

228496  barfolomew: Okay, now face-swap 'em.

228500  ignatz: Cute/Delicious conundrum #228501

228501  ignatz: Always RAD this little guy..

228503  ignatz: I don't believe that's your first..

228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.



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 kinggheedra: I read a Buzzfeed listicle on what Hogwarts would be like if it was a school for underprivileged British children. It was more compelling than the whole series somehow.
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z i had that book as a child-it was one of my favorites, especially the last page.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z spoiler alert, the monster at the end of the book is grover, because he is, despite his loveable nature, a monster.
 Bu7Z: @enfanta I haven't read the books, I've sat through some of the films because I have kids... I think it's the 'oh yes, I read' attitude of adults reading at a young adult level that shits me the most. Oh I also read John Steinbeck, yeah because you had to in high school English... Oh you only read the cliff notes..? Might as well have told me you were shocked by the twist at the end of the sesame street book... There is a monster at the end of this book...
 SgtScaredFrog: @enfanta You're not alone by any means, it's more that we have to hide ourselves. Pointing out the shallow mediocrity of the Potterverse, not loving all Pixar plots, and thinking diamond jewelry is in poor taste are three topics where, even if I were 100% objectively right, I am sure not going to make any friends
 enfanta: God I hate Harry Potter. The nerd bashing, the jock worship, the hero upon whom is acted but acts not himself and quidditch makes NO FUCKING SENSE. NONE. And I seem to be alone in this opinion. Gah.
 SgtScaredFrog: @kinggheedra I struggle with this sometimes: it's not that it's popular, it's that all the sudden it's everywhere, there's a billion memes and there's just no room to have your own relationship with [insert fandom object here]. Happened to me with Game of Thrones
 itskando: @ignatz followed by sad Martian kip sigh
 Ulillillia: Literally
 kinggheedra: That's mean. But I liked these books in high school, and then there was a fandom, and queue the tired cliche of no longer liking something because it got popular.
 kinggheedra: I feel like Harry Potter is something to be outgrown once you reach the formal operational stage.
 Eleftheros: I don't get it, do I need to watch more Dr. Who?
 ignatz: Ooh, thanks Red Circler! Don't worry Ma'am, i'm only doing my job..
Image 179873   05-19-17   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
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 trelyate: did Franken Fran do this?
 Bu7Z: @jochenau I've found a way to make you hear my voice when you read my words as text!
 jochenau: Good news, everyone!
 dangerous dave: Social Security Facehugger.
Image 179872   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
492
 
 Ulillillia: We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
 Aemuli: I may had finals, stop trying to give me a heart attack!
Image 179871   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
390
 
 fakeusername: guess we don't need the fire tower for a little bit
 dangerous dave: I was suffering from Scribes Fever, a particular form of neurosthemia common among the intelligentsia of the time, and had taken up residence in The Grand Budapest Hotel in Nabelsbaad, in the alpine Sudetenwaltz. I expect some of you will know it.
Image 179870   05-19-17   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
593
 
 Robespierre: The latest iteration of Eurotrash.
 mwoody: The American adaptation of The Enigma of Amigara Fault.
 Bu7Z: @dangerous dave, dur there be cars there, in the wall, dur.
 Otterman: Car slodging
 dangerous dave: @Bu7Z @Higdec @sparename That settles it: I'm gonna get me some stupider friends.
 Bu7Z: Can't help but think of nuts in chocolate... Fuck this diet.
 Higdec: Now that is some long term parking :)
 sparename: A lot of cars pissed off the mob that year
Image 179869   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 sparename: Your pizza is upside-down. And not cooked
 a robot: I guess mom (grandma?) missed the memo about wearing red for the family picture
 Bu7Z: Obviously the other pic of them all 25 years older dressed up and posing in the same way got whack offped...
 SomeCanadian: Yep. Those are people.
Image 179868   05-19-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
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 wolfpk: The person that sliced the pizza: A- was drunk B- hates you C- having a bad day D- just an asshole
 dangerkeith3000: AT least this pizza isn't upside down.
 XLY: "Just fuck my shit up fam"
 Spazstatic: Missed the black bars.
 a robot: You monster.
 NoRagrets: Never crispy cut a non crispy.
Image 179867   05-19-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
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 ping: Snorted out loud. Radded.
 Urn BooUrn: Mom's dementia is getting worse.
 a robot: Everyone needs a hobby...
 KrazyKat: TWAT WANY
Image 179866   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
593
 
 Bu7Z: A station wagon traveling 85% of the speed limit but carrying 120% of the legal amount of melons an individual can carry across state borders, and a truck carrying.. You know what, fuck it.
 SomeCanadian: Manny has 120 melons to sell. He gives 10 to Rachael every morning for free. Rachael goes into competition with Manny. How much more does Manny have to charge per melon before he realizes Rachael is just using him and he's never getting anywhere with her?
 sparename: What up, melonfarmer?
Image 179865   05-19-17   Uploaded by    younglink
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 fanny: @SomeCanadian I'd take a Ronald Reagan blanket... and let my kids use it when they get the stomach bug :)
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture lame political jokes are what makes the friendly spaceship fun!
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z agreed. I make it a point to use the term "acceptance" rather than "tolerance" when I'm not making lame political jokes.
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture "The Tolerant Left" is my throwing-the-jab name
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture I hate the word tolerant, tolerate... I live in Australia where people think it's right to tolerate other cultures. Tolerate means 'put up with, even though you don't like' fuck that. Stop disliking things different from you, and thinking you need to 'put up with' them to be not a dick, just don't be a dick.
 Derp Herpigan: @Fancy Clown I don't know either.
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z So much for the tolerant left
 Bu7Z: For example, 'you think the colour of someone's skin somehow determines the value of that person? Damn you're stupid!' See, I totally made fun of some real people's genuine beliefs, and yet didn't really offend any true aggronaughts.
 Bu7Z: @SomeCanadian nah, only political views that can be backed up by some kind of rational thought. Ok this is not the place to try to validate what counts as rational, let's not get into that here.., because, well, we know if it's not and we'll make fun of it.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Sorry, that was mean. This is a safe space. All political views are welcome with all their many beddings.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Under their Ronald Reagan comforters.
 Fancy Clown: "Derp, I durnoo!"
 fanny: this is the shit that keeps conservatives up at night.
 Prostata: "quick... find SOMETHING... ANYTHING to distract away from the president's illegal activity!"
 sparename: wear the Fox hat, they said
Image 179864   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
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