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234293  Wooden Spoon: Aint nobody got time for this!

234294  Wooden Spoon: Owl be watching you Liam Nissan

234295  Wooden Spoon: What you should do instead is only consume content from fringe conspiracy nuts who are quietly backed by different billionaires. You know theyre telling the truth because they are so angry and never provide primary sources.

234286  Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.

234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

234286  barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!

234277  AlexDeLarge: 4 pigs good, 2 pigs better

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234181 redmonkey3: @jochenau - butt bra is close; think display of an asset and ease of access and good old slutty exhibitionism and some boys like lace and some guys LIKE boys who like lace, etc.

234195 itskando: ** near entirety

234180 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!

234265 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234099 Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

234221 Prostata: *barf*

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome



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 ping: Snorted out loud. Radded.
 Urn BooUrn: Mom's dementia is getting worse.
 a robot: Everyone needs a hobby...
 KrazyKat: TWAT WANY
Image 179866   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
593
 
 Bu7Z: A station wagon traveling 85% of the speed limit but carrying 120% of the legal amount of melons an individual can carry across state borders, and a truck carrying.. You know what, fuck it.
 SomeCanadian: Manny has 120 melons to sell. He gives 10 to Rachael every morning for free. Rachael goes into competition with Manny. How much more does Manny have to charge per melon before he realizes Rachael is just using him and he's never getting anywhere with her?
 sparename: What up, melonfarmer?
Image 179865   05-19-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
396
 
 fanny: @SomeCanadian I'd take a Ronald Reagan blanket... and let my kids use it when they get the stomach bug :)
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture lame political jokes are what makes the friendly spaceship fun!
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z agreed. I make it a point to use the term "acceptance" rather than "tolerance" when I'm not making lame political jokes.
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture "The Tolerant Left" is my throwing-the-jab name
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture I hate the word tolerant, tolerate... I live in Australia where people think it's right to tolerate other cultures. Tolerate means 'put up with, even though you don't like' fuck that. Stop disliking things different from you, and thinking you need to 'put up with' them to be not a dick, just don't be a dick.
 Derp Herpigan: @Fancy Clown I don't know either.
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z So much for the tolerant left
 Bu7Z: For example, 'you think the colour of someone's skin somehow determines the value of that person? Damn you're stupid!' See, I totally made fun of some real people's genuine beliefs, and yet didn't really offend any true aggronaughts.
 Bu7Z: @SomeCanadian nah, only political views that can be backed up by some kind of rational thought. Ok this is not the place to try to validate what counts as rational, let's not get into that here.., because, well, we know if it's not and we'll make fun of it.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Sorry, that was mean. This is a safe space. All political views are welcome with all their many beddings.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Under their Ronald Reagan comforters.
 Fancy Clown: "Derp, I durnoo!"
 fanny: this is the shit that keeps conservatives up at night.
 Prostata: "quick... find SOMETHING... ANYTHING to distract away from the president's illegal activity!"
 sparename: wear the Fox hat, they said
Image 179864   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
679
 
 duckfarts: oh, yogi
 SomeCanadian: Nancy doesn't mind bear winkies, apparently.
 a robot: Your bear is melting.
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Is that you?
 KrazyKat: Just hangin'out.
Image 179863   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
939
 
 Otterman: Yes, I'll go with you, stop being so nervous.
 Bu7Z: That's a sandshrew. You think I don't know the original 151 pokemon? ...pangolin..? Heh, whatever...
 jochenau: Well, maybe they are.
 SomeCanadian: Cuter than my date.
 Borkf: Excellent...
Image 179862   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
249
 
 hajjpodge: They weren't kidding about the traffic jams in Los Angeles.
 zodiacflash: Well of course he's dead. Got a palm tree stuck through him.
 Sandor: This is me waiting for my significant other during a quick trip to the store
 Teechur: Won't get you into the HOV lane.
 Knice: Designated Dooter.
 Urn BooUrn: Life, uh, finds a way.
Image 179861   05-19-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
677
 
 thrilhouse: @SomeCanadian rad for this
 Robespierre: The Hunchback of TrashPanda Hollow.
 enfanta: "At first we thought it was cute. But after about fifteen minutes of him not moving we got nervous. Jack suggested that it was a taxidermy raccoon but when he walked towards it,it shifted a little closer to the door. We tried to ignore it but we couldn't stop checking to see if it was there. We waved our arms and shouted but it just stared at us. After an hour we called Animal Control but they hung up on us when we described him. We called back but no one picked up. So we collected the cats, packed an overnight bag and we're staying at the La Quinta. How are you?"
 Teechur: Hey! Just a friendly reminder that the garbage truck comes early tomorrow. You might want to put your trash out tonight.
 SomeCanadian: Hello! I am fellow bipedal human. You let me in now?
 Mr. Whiskers: Aww...what a cute pile of disease!
 cenecia: Groot's not here man!
Image 179860   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
282
 
 enfanta: @Ronick did one of your words get switched?
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian phone?
 SomeCanadian: @Ronick Neat. A new switcheroo.
 Science: Sidewalk for scale
 Ronick: Ring ring ring apple slug
 NoRagrets: Be carful, you're obviously crossing over a Mario kart track.
 Otterman: Just keep walking.
 cenecia: The most logical explanation is this photo was taken by a giant on a huge sidewalk.
 SomeCanadian: Street apples.
Image 179859   05-19-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
925
 
 Off Topic: Natural camouflage is Rad.
 Bu7Z: How babby log is formed?
Image 179858   05-19-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
284
 
 Science: @jochenau: I was wrong - it is very stylized Hebrew.
 jochenau: @Science Are you sure? The characters look odd, maybe highly stylized, but those look like niqqud points below.
 Science: @WTF: Not sure what it is, but it isn't Hebrew.
 Mr. Shine: ANN ALON by OIO DICPIR
 WTF: In all seriousness, is that Hebrew?
Image 179857   05-19-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
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