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253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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 ping: Snorted out loud. Radded.
 Urn BooUrn: Mom's dementia is getting worse.
 a robot: Everyone needs a hobby...
 KrazyKat: TWAT WANY
Image 179866   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
593
 
 Bu7Z: A station wagon traveling 85% of the speed limit but carrying 120% of the legal amount of melons an individual can carry across state borders, and a truck carrying.. You know what, fuck it.
 SomeCanadian: Manny has 120 melons to sell. He gives 10 to Rachael every morning for free. Rachael goes into competition with Manny. How much more does Manny have to charge per melon before he realizes Rachael is just using him and he's never getting anywhere with her?
 sparename: What up, melonfarmer?
Image 179865   05-19-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
396
 
 fanny: @SomeCanadian I'd take a Ronald Reagan blanket... and let my kids use it when they get the stomach bug :)
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture lame political jokes are what makes the friendly spaceship fun!
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z agreed. I make it a point to use the term "acceptance" rather than "tolerance" when I'm not making lame political jokes.
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture "The Tolerant Left" is my throwing-the-jab name
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture I hate the word tolerant, tolerate... I live in Australia where people think it's right to tolerate other cultures. Tolerate means 'put up with, even though you don't like' fuck that. Stop disliking things different from you, and thinking you need to 'put up with' them to be not a dick, just don't be a dick.
 Derp Herpigan: @Fancy Clown I don't know either.
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z So much for the tolerant left
 Bu7Z: For example, 'you think the colour of someone's skin somehow determines the value of that person? Damn you're stupid!' See, I totally made fun of some real people's genuine beliefs, and yet didn't really offend any true aggronaughts.
 Bu7Z: @SomeCanadian nah, only political views that can be backed up by some kind of rational thought. Ok this is not the place to try to validate what counts as rational, let's not get into that here.., because, well, we know if it's not and we'll make fun of it.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Sorry, that was mean. This is a safe space. All political views are welcome with all their many beddings.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Under their Ronald Reagan comforters.
 Fancy Clown: "Derp, I durnoo!"
 fanny: this is the shit that keeps conservatives up at night.
 Prostata: "quick... find SOMETHING... ANYTHING to distract away from the president's illegal activity!"
 sparename: wear the Fox hat, they said
Image 179864   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
679
 
 duckfarts: oh, yogi
 SomeCanadian: Nancy doesn't mind bear winkies, apparently.
 a robot: Your bear is melting.
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Is that you?
 KrazyKat: Just hangin'out.
Image 179863   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
939
 
 Otterman: Yes, I'll go with you, stop being so nervous.
 Bu7Z: That's a sandshrew. You think I don't know the original 151 pokemon? ...pangolin..? Heh, whatever...
 jochenau: Well, maybe they are.
 SomeCanadian: Cuter than my date.
 Borkf: Excellent...
Image 179862   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
249
 
 hajjpodge: They weren't kidding about the traffic jams in Los Angeles.
 zodiacflash: Well of course he's dead. Got a palm tree stuck through him.
 Sandor: This is me waiting for my significant other during a quick trip to the store
 Teechur: Won't get you into the HOV lane.
 Knice: Designated Dooter.
 Urn BooUrn: Life, uh, finds a way.
Image 179861   05-19-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
677
 
 thrilhouse: @SomeCanadian rad for this
 beckybecky: The Hunchback of TrashPanda Hollow.
 enfanta: "At first we thought it was cute. But after about fifteen minutes of him not moving we got nervous. Jack suggested that it was a taxidermy raccoon but when he walked towards it,it shifted a little closer to the door. We tried to ignore it but we couldn't stop checking to see if it was there. We waved our arms and shouted but it just stared at us. After an hour we called Animal Control but they hung up on us when we described him. We called back but no one picked up. So we collected the cats, packed an overnight bag and we're staying at the La Quinta. How are you?"
 Teechur: Hey! Just a friendly reminder that the garbage truck comes early tomorrow. You might want to put your trash out tonight.
 SomeCanadian: Hello! I am fellow bipedal human. You let me in now?
 Mr. Whiskers: Aww...what a cute pile of disease!
 cenecia: Groot's not here man!
Image 179860   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
282
 
 enfanta: @Ronick did one of your words get switched?
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian phone?
 SomeCanadian: @Ronick Neat. A new switcheroo.
 Science: Sidewalk for scale
 Ronick: Ring ring ring apple slug
 NoRagrets: Be carful, you're obviously crossing over a Mario kart track.
 Otterman: Just keep walking.
 cenecia: The most logical explanation is this photo was taken by a giant on a huge sidewalk.
 SomeCanadian: Street apples.
Image 179859   05-19-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
925
 
 Off Topic: Natural camouflage is Rad.
 Bu7Z: How babby log is formed?
Image 179858   05-19-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
284
 
 Science: @jochenau: I was wrong - it is very stylized Hebrew.
 jochenau: @Science Are you sure? The characters look odd, maybe highly stylized, but those look like niqqud points below.
 Science: @WTF: Not sure what it is, but it isn't Hebrew.
 Mr. Shine: ANN ALON by OIO DICPIR
 WTF: In all seriousness, is that Hebrew?
Image 179857   05-19-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
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