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205175  Prostata: I said... NO HORSEPLAY!

205176  Prostata: NO HORSEPLAY!

205180  Scoo: Why is only one not naked?

205189  wordjones: a humble and honest pic

205138  Scoo: Impressive

205174  El hefe: His favorite musician is the lonliest monk

205169  charlemagne: have you ever tried to bury animals? it's hard, especially when they wriggle about. you really need some spare hands

205175  El hefe: Your girlfriend is really obnoxious

205173  Prostata: some dogs just want to watch the world burn

205149  Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.

205179  NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.

205185  silver: to be honest on a global scale humans don't behave very much better than this.

205152  NoRagrets: Same.

205156  Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.

205137  wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!

205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

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204996 piranharama: @ppr4 This comment blew my brain apart, +1

205004 Fancy Clown: "Hack the planet!"

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205045 BILL DOOR: IT REALLY IS.

205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

205106 Lantry: fice... nace

204999 BILL DOOR: I FEEL I SHOULD LITIGATE.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

204951 piranharama: I maked these

205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.



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hat thrab uploaded 204837 (751 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 204977 (742 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 204986 (729 points)
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 7. Not A Bot: 3336 points
 8. Borkf: 2455 points
 9. Supermansbrother: 2288 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2195 points
11. ChubbyBuddy: 2158 points
12. Slickbrew: 1737 points
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 ping: Snorted out loud. Radded.
 Urn BooUrn: Mom's dementia is getting worse.
 a robot: Everyone needs a hobby...
 KrazyKat: TWAT WANY
Image 179866   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
567
 
 Bu7Z: A station wagon traveling 85% of the speed limit but carrying 120% of the legal amount of melons an individual can carry across state borders, and a truck carrying.. You know what, fuck it.
 SomeCanadian: Manny has 120 melons to sell. He gives 10 to Rachael every morning for free. Rachael goes into competition with Manny. How much more does Manny have to charge per melon before he realizes Rachael is just using him and he's never getting anywhere with her?
 sparename: What up, melonfarmer?
Image 179865   05-19-17   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
367
 
 fanny: @SomeCanadian I'd take a Ronald Reagan blanket... and let my kids use it when they get the stomach bug :)
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture lame political jokes are what makes the friendly spaceship fun!
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z agreed. I make it a point to use the term "acceptance" rather than "tolerance" when I'm not making lame political jokes.
 SgtScaredFrog: @TurkeyVulture "The Tolerant Left" is my throwing-the-jab name
 Bu7Z: @TurkeyVulture I hate the word tolerant, tolerate... I live in Australia where people think it's right to tolerate other cultures. Tolerate means 'put up with, even though you don't like' fuck that. Stop disliking things different from you, and thinking you need to 'put up with' them to be not a dick, just don't be a dick.
 Derp Herpigan: @Fancy Clown I don't know either.
 TurkeyVulture: @Bu7Z So much for the tolerant left
 Bu7Z: For example, 'you think the colour of someone's skin somehow determines the value of that person? Damn you're stupid!' See, I totally made fun of some real people's genuine beliefs, and yet didn't really offend any true aggronaughts.
 Bu7Z: @SomeCanadian nah, only political views that can be backed up by some kind of rational thought. Ok this is not the place to try to validate what counts as rational, let's not get into that here.., because, well, we know if it's not and we'll make fun of it.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Sorry, that was mean. This is a safe space. All political views are welcome with all their many beddings.
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Under their Ronald Reagan comforters.
 Fancy Clown: "Derp, I durnoo!"
 fanny: this is the shit that keeps conservatives up at night.
 Prostata: "quick... find SOMETHING... ANYTHING to distract away from the president's illegal activity!"
 sparename: wear the Fox hat, they said
Image 179864   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
654
 
 duckfarts: oh, yogi
 SomeCanadian: Nancy doesn't mind bear winkies, apparently.
 a robot: Your bear is melting.
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Is that you?
 KrazyKat: Just hangin'out.
Image 179863   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
939
 
 Otterman: Yes, I'll go with you, stop being so nervous.
 Bu7Z: That's a sandshrew. You think I don't know the original 151 pokemon? ...pangolin..? Heh, whatever...
 jochenau: Well, maybe they are.
 SomeCanadian: Cuter than my date.
 Borkf: Excellent...
Image 179862   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
249
 
 hajjpodge: They weren't kidding about the traffic jams in Los Angeles.
 zodiacflash: Well of course he's dead. Got a palm tree stuck through him.
 Sandor: This is me waiting for my significant other during a quick trip to the store
 Teechur: Won't get you into the HOV lane.
 Knice: Designated Dooter.
 Urn BooUrn: Life, uh, finds a way.
Image 179861   05-19-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
677
 
 thrilhouse: @SomeCanadian rad for this
 Robespierre: The Hunchback of TrashPanda Hollow.
 enfanta: "At first we thought it was cute. But after about fifteen minutes of him not moving we got nervous. Jack suggested that it was a taxidermy raccoon but when he walked towards it,it shifted a little closer to the door. We tried to ignore it but we couldn't stop checking to see if it was there. We waved our arms and shouted but it just stared at us. After an hour we called Animal Control but they hung up on us when we described him. We called back but no one picked up. So we collected the cats, packed an overnight bag and we're staying at the La Quinta. How are you?"
 Teechur: Hey! Just a friendly reminder that the garbage truck comes early tomorrow. You might want to put your trash out tonight.
 SomeCanadian: Hello! I am fellow bipedal human. You let me in now?
 Mr. Whiskers: Aww...what a cute pile of disease!
 cenecia: Groot's not here man!
Image 179860   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
282
 
 enfanta: @Ronick did one of your words get switched?
 enfanta: @SomeCanadian phone?
 SomeCanadian: @Ronick Neat. A new switcheroo.
 Science: Sidewalk for scale
 Ronick: Ring ring ring apple slug
 NoRagrets: Be carful, you're obviously crossing over a Mario kart track.
 Otterman: Just keep walking.
 cenecia: The most logical explanation is this photo was taken by a giant on a huge sidewalk.
 SomeCanadian: Street apples.
Image 179859   05-19-17   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
925
 
 Off Topic: Natural camouflage is Rad.
 Bu7Z: How babby log is formed?
Image 179858   05-19-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
284
 
 Science: @jochenau: I was wrong - it is very stylized Hebrew.
 jochenau: @Science Are you sure? The characters look odd, maybe highly stylized, but those look like niqqud points below.
 Science: @WTF: Not sure what it is, but it isn't Hebrew.
 Mr. Shine: ANN ALON by OIO DICPIR
 WTF: In all seriousness, is that Hebrew?
Image 179857   05-19-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
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