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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.



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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1428 points
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Score:
703
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Pallas cats are Raddas cats!
 Koopa: Reminds me of a friend.
 funny in the wall: fun fact: Pallas cats are the only cats with round pupils
 Bu7Z: Just because it rhymes, doesn't make it ok.
 bug: Don't feed it after midnight. ...actually, just don't feed it.
 trelyate: "it's for hibernation, asshole."
 SgtScaredFrog: Pallas's Cat!
 SomeCanadian: Wilford Brimley Cat doesn't have time for your nonsense.
 Prostata: hes no fat, just fluffy
 karmakat: DARE CALLING ME FAT AND I SEAT ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU SLEEP!
 Osiris: A ball of pure hate.
 Nopetology: Diabeetus
Image 179854   05-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
542
 
 KrazyKat: Dad and my dog have something in common.
 fanny: well obviously, how do YOU celebrate summer??
 SomeCanadian: We all have our vices.
 Moe Burt: Not if I see it first!
Image 179853   05-19-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
539
 
 Mr Bleak: Weirdest Superhero ever...
 Skaalar: He has become legend.
 annterland: Fantastic
 Bu7Z: From the focus group of finding nemo, when asked if the angler fish was too scary, a good and proper nerd kid said something along the lines of 'nature is just scary like that, don't play it down'
 dangerous dave: Having just watched *Me and Earl and the dying girl*, I am unusually exercised about body image right now.
 SomeCanadian: We leave it as an exercise to the readers to demonstrate the final steps of this proof.
Image 179852   05-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
352
 
 ping: This made me go into my generic fruit-based music player and play DIrty Paws by Of Monsters And Men. It therefore gets a RAD for bringing awesome music into my sound-holes.
 chhumphrey: Poor kiddo, got herself into a sticky situation there!
 apoxia: Too much syrup
Image 179851   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
393
 
 a robot: "You mean I'M not the perfect cat?! How rude."
 SomeCanadian: Impossible standards of beauty also apply to the beautiful people.
Image 179850   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
549
 
 Skaalar: @Science HULU FOREVER BITCHES
 ASTER: No touching!
 Science: Netflix and Amazon are losing this at the end of May. Binge now!
 Demon Universe: Ah, the old family motto.
Image 179849   05-19-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
306
 
 FarmerWalk: @Dan Tagonistic (not you, obvs)
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz Hey!
 SomeCanadian: I don't like this password anymore.
 rustedpeace: Dan is an asshole
Image 179848   05-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
405
 
 flyingBEARfish: Man, Emma Stone hasn't aged well in recent years.
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz I don't think it'll be long tbh
 annterland: Damn Curtis...you get it, son
 jochenau: @apoxia When they have no chompers, can't properly focus their eyes, and have to wear diapers, maybe some choose to embrace the cycle of life?
 dangerous dave: There's an elder-living campus across the street from the college where I teach, and one of its biggest recurring medical issues is treatment for low-grade STDs. ...Go on, think about that. I'll wait.
 Mr. Shine: @apoxia Doris explicitly states she'd like to be babied.
 SomeCanadian: THE ELDERLY ARE NICE.
 apoxia: Do older adults really want to be infantalised? What's next month's question: what's your favourite colour?
 james: Have you ever seen Bennie and BILL in the same place?
Image 179847   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
545
 
 dangerous dave: @wolfpk There's a video out there of a giant lizard in Australia, who climbs a telephone pole and eats the rabbit who's sitting there.
 apoxia: @SomeCanadian Sure, but at least he lived
 wolfpk: Wolf creeping up from behind: "not for much longer"
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian I only learned about the cecotrope thing recently! I still think I'd like to acquire a brace of coneys someday, though.
 Otterman: It's good to be a gangsta rabbit
 SomeCanadian: @apoxia In the next frame he eats his feces and then an eagle swoops down and disembowels him.
 Fancy Clown: Aww yisss
 apoxia: If only we could be more like this rabbit.
Image 179846   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
391
 
 brian greene: #tag breakfast
 ping: This breakfast looks a little Chewie.
Image 179845   05-19-17   Uploaded by    original og
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