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205138  Scoo: Impressive

205174  El hefe: His favorite musician is the lonliest monk

205169  charlemagne: have you ever tried to bury animals? it's hard, especially when they wriggle about. you really need some spare hands

205175  El hefe: Your girlfriend is really obnoxious

205173  Prostata: some dogs just want to watch the world burn

205149  Scoo: If you're going to pursue this parody, it seems more effectively subversive to lampoon the Surveillance Society aspect. But in a subtle way, this would appear to be a nod to the scourge of proselytizing, so I'll allow it.

205179  NoRagrets: But now it doesn't catch on things like the skin flap did.

205185  silver: to be honest on a global scale humans don't behave very much better than this.

205152  NoRagrets: Same.

205156  Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.

205137  wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!

205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

205185  jadensmith: Great timing on whoever took the pictures. Any scars from this?

205173  wolfpk: If a dog had a middle figure this one would be flipping it now.

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205054 FireBreathingMarmot: Thanks, Sincerity Bear. Here, have a bag of marshmallows.

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205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

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205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.



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Score:
703
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Pallas cats are Raddas cats!
 Koopa: Reminds me of a friend.
 funny in the wall: fun fact: Pallas cats are the only cats with round pupils
 Bu7Z: Just because it rhymes, doesn't make it ok.
 bug: Don't feed it after midnight. ...actually, just don't feed it.
 trelyate: "it's for hibernation, asshole."
 SgtScaredFrog: Pallas's Cat!
 SomeCanadian: Wilford Brimley Cat doesn't have time for your nonsense.
 Prostata: hes no fat, just fluffy
 karmakat: DARE CALLING ME FAT AND I SEAT ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU SLEEP!
 Theta Zero: A ball of pure hate.
 Nopetology: Diabeetus
Image 179854   05-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
542
 
 KrazyKat: Dad and my dog have something in common.
 fanny: well obviously, how do YOU celebrate summer??
 SomeCanadian: We all have our vices.
 Moe Burt: Not if I see it first!
Image 179853   05-19-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
539
 
 Mr Bleak: Weirdest Superhero ever...
 Skaalar: He has become legend.
 annterland: Fantastic
 Bu7Z: From the focus group of finding nemo, when asked if the angler fish was too scary, a good and proper nerd kid said something along the lines of 'nature is just scary like that, don't play it down'
 dangerous dave: Having just watched *Me and Earl and the dying girl*, I am unusually exercised about body image right now.
 SomeCanadian: We leave it as an exercise to the readers to demonstrate the final steps of this proof.
Image 179852   05-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
352
 
 ping: This made me go into my generic fruit-based music player and play DIrty Paws by Of Monsters And Men. It therefore gets a RAD for bringing awesome music into my sound-holes.
 chhumphrey: Poor kiddo, got herself into a sticky situation there!
 apoxia: Too much syrup
Image 179851   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
393
 
 a robot: "You mean I'M not the perfect cat?! How rude."
 SomeCanadian: Impossible standards of beauty also apply to the beautiful people.
Image 179850   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
549
 
 Skaalar: @Science HULU FOREVER BITCHES
 ASTER: No touching!
 Science: Netflix and Amazon are losing this at the end of May. Binge now!
 Demon Universe: Ah, the old family motto.
Image 179849   05-19-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
306
 
 ignatz: @Dan Tagonistic (not you, obvs)
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz Hey!
 SomeCanadian: I don't like this password anymore.
 ignatz: Dan is an asshole
Image 179848   05-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
405
 
 flyingBEARfish: Man, Emma Stone hasn't aged well in recent years.
 Dan Tagonistic: @ignatz I don't think it'll be long tbh
 annterland: Damn Curtis...you get it, son
 jochenau: @apoxia When they have no chompers, can't properly focus their eyes, and have to wear diapers, maybe some choose to embrace the cycle of life?
 dangerous dave: There's an elder-living campus across the street from the college where I teach, and one of its biggest recurring medical issues is treatment for low-grade STDs. ...Go on, think about that. I'll wait.
 Mr. Shine: @apoxia Doris explicitly states she'd like to be babied.
 SomeCanadian: THE ELDERLY ARE NICE.
 apoxia: Do older adults really want to be infantalised? What's next month's question: what's your favourite colour?
 ignatz: Have you ever seen Bennie and BILL in the same place?
Image 179847   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
545
 
 dangerous dave: @wolfpk There's a video out there of a giant lizard in Australia, who climbs a telephone pole and eats the rabbit who's sitting there.
 apoxia: @SomeCanadian Sure, but at least he lived
 wolfpk: Wolf creeping up from behind: "not for much longer"
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian I only learned about the cecotrope thing recently! I still think I'd like to acquire a brace of coneys someday, though.
 Otterman: It's good to be a gangsta rabbit
 SomeCanadian: @apoxia In the next frame he eats his feces and then an eagle swoops down and disembowels him.
 Fancy Clown: Aww yisss
 apoxia: If only we could be more like this rabbit.
Image 179846   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
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 brian greene: #tag breakfast
 ping: This breakfast looks a little Chewie.
Image 179845   05-19-17   Uploaded by    original og
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