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234127  SuedeOxford: Shattered Hodag is my dancing name.

234293  Wooden Spoon: Aint nobody got time for this!

234294  Wooden Spoon: Owl be watching you Liam Nissan

234295  Wooden Spoon: What you should do instead is only consume content from fringe conspiracy nuts who are quietly backed by different billionaires. You know theyre telling the truth because they are so angry and never provide primary sources.

234286  Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.

234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

234286  barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!

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234265 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234208 Jabberwikket: @Mr Bleak I thought 333 was the semi Christ ?

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234180 redmonkey3: I voted something away into the negative space... whoa!

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234099 Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234050 tib gubb: did that snake just bark?

234181 redmonkey3: @jochenau - butt bra is close; think display of an asset and ease of access and good old slutty exhibitionism and some boys like lace and some guys LIKE boys who like lace, etc.

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.



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 Peter Pantsless: At least my dad thinks so
 Sandor: I like my coffee how I like my women. Covered in bees.
 SomeCanadian: IM COVERED IN BEEEEEEESSSS!!!
 Prostata: she's a keeper
 annterland: Fuk yea, BEES!
Image 179844   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
52
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Rendering shows architect's daring vision. It will be a treasure for the city.
 wolfpk: They are owned by the same company, so it makes sense. As well as KFC and A&W
 Science: Can confirm these are real.
 Mr. Shine: Within driving distance of me is a KFC/Taco Bell and a Long John Silver's/ A&W.
 SomeCanadian: Well, I guess if I had to make a statement on it- yes. Yes I would want all my diarrhea in one convenient shopping location.
Image 179843   05-19-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
229
 
 Felicity: @Felicity *to
 Felicity: Then, when the sign didnt work, it escalated thermographic security cameras
 jochenau: the ol' spicy Cincinnati air freshener
 KrazyKat: Had a co-worker who did this constantly. It was just his thing.
 dangerous dave: If I saw this memo outside an elevator I would try so hard to fart in there that I would probably crap my pants.
 SomeCanadian: 'Immediate Release' seems like a bad subject header.
 Mr. Whiskers: I guess it's easier to write a letter than to take the stairs.
 WTF: But this causes even more elevator flatulence!
 Noremak: @duckfarts @wetfarts and for the next user, @elevatorfarts
 Moe Burt: What happened to the freedom of expression?
 Minnesotan: fart in an elevator, stinking it up while I'm going down
Image 179842   05-19-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
314
 
 CastleBravo: @Mr. Shine Indeed! They forgot to pack a fork!
 Mr. Shine: Uh oh. I sense trouble ahead.
 dobbiesdoogs: mmm gravy!
Image 179841   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
157
 
 dangerous dave: @Otterman Now *that's* a pop-culture reference I can get behind!
 Otterman: Yip yip yip yip yip. Book, Earth book.
 Hosebag: Apple phone... boop boop de doop.
 ignatz: NOT DRRING!
 ch: Punchline: The world is extinct. Robocalls from the 1920s abound.
 dobbiesdoogs: junji-ito-phone
Image 179840   05-19-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
439
 
 Robespierre: Looks like Sky Saxon.
 cenecia: Seems legit. Here's your beer, sir.
 Mexico: The Class:C stands for "Coolest Dude Ever."
Image 179839   05-19-17   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
187
 
 Jabberwikket: Beware the party lava
Image 179838   05-19-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Image 179837 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sue. Boo, sue.
Score:
300
 
 Skaalar: Hey, close the barn door before one of the cows slips out.
 Aemuli: Vehicles are now being especially designed to support United's business model.
 dangerous dave: Ew, ew, ew, ew ... *EW!*
 Ronick: Flys down
 Fancy Clown: @Minnesotan We've ALL been that drunk...
 sparename: Lying down on the job - Like a bus
 Borkf: he ded
 ch: Only wake Transit Boy in a dire transportation-based emergency
 Ulillillia: Sleeping berth
 Minnesotan: I've been that drunk
Image 179836   05-19-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
220
 
 Teh Simpson: hahahahah @mrwiffler
 ignatz: Hmm.. what? Oh sorry, kinda zoned out there for a while
 Mr. Shine: This isn't my bowling ball.
 Theimposter: Gonna have to confiscate that face, sir.
 mrwiffler: Gaurdians of justice.
Image 179835   05-19-17   Uploaded by    hammy
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