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228490  Robespierre: @Ulillillia It might not be a steak that you'd recognize as a steak - wit, wit whiz for me pleez.

228496  barfolomew: Okay, now face-swap 'em.

228500  ignatz: Cute/Delicious conundrum #228501

228501  ignatz: Always RAD this little guy..

228503  ignatz: I don't believe that's your first..

228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.



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Score:
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 trelyate: Oscar finally lost it
 Suburbanmom: This dude needs to go back and finish grade six
 Scoo: There's hasn't even been that many humans alive in all of history, let alone cops
 enfanta: Grrrrrr!
 enfanta: @scribbs I read eMall. Still way ahead of his time.
 enfanta: @scribbs I read eMall. Still way ahead of his time.
 Derp Herpigan: @carpwoman @scribbs can't unsee.
 carpwoman: @scribbs - That's what I read, too!
 antipatterns: a dead meme made flesh
 scribbs: Kill email 1989? Way ahead of his time.
 Nope: Thats a lot of dead cops
 Ulillillia: Tesla sent their autonomous graffiti-bot back to the lab.
Image 179798   05-18-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
422
 
 Skaalar: ....... HOW?
 El hefe: Lets see if they stick the landing
 Scoo: Monorail! Monorail! Mono- doh!
 carpwoman: Oopsie doodles.
 wolfpk: This is not how it turns out in the movies!!!
 ch: rail grind +50
 Mr. Whiskers: Sick 50-50 bruh
 Prostata: that took skill
 deeeeeeeez: Greyhounds got tired of chasing the rabbits...
 Peter Pantsless: Dude, you need to lay off of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
 Nope: #nosegrindfail #shouldahittriangle #hashtagsareadeadjoke
Image 179797   05-18-17   Uploaded by    poetrysucks
Score:
402
 
 deeeeeeeez: The future. Your future. Your future is in etsy. Shrug off the haters. Quit your job.
 Bluetocracy: futurama reboot, anyone?
Image 179796   05-18-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
535
 
 professorpig: ummmmmm @deeeeeeeez
 deeeeeeeez: Found your problem here. I'm afraid it's bed snugs.
 CastleBravo: EVERY time I change my sheets.....
Image 179795   05-18-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
726
 
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : I think he felt he had to be textbook extra honorable klingon because he was raised by humans and none of the other klingons would play klingon games with him.
 Scoo: I never understood why Worf always made such a big deal about Klingons being all stoic and serious, when there were numerous examples of gregarious Klingons having a fine old time.
 wolfpk: That is a very strange Star Trek NG episode, but it surprisingly works.
 funny in the wall: I've always thought that episodes like this started with "so what else is in the studio storage?"
 Peter Pantsless: This is one of my favorite scenes in that show, followed closely by the time Troi shot Data with an arrow. Actually that whole episode was hilarious
 dobbiesdoogs: @sparename robin hoodin' across the universe...
 sparename: " # Klingons on the Sherwood Bow, Sherwood Bow..... # "
Image 179794   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
167
 
 Scoo: @Bluetocracy And both are second cousins to Adam Savage and Dan Savage
 Bluetocracy: I didn't know Randy Savage was an artist. Is he related to Fred Savage, btw?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: celebratory bowels!!!!
 sparename: "Come with me if you want to live"
Image 179793   05-18-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
298
 
 Scoo: @Niels Bohr I agree, however, not my work... just an interesting internet find I thought I'd pass on...
 Niels Bohr: Nice painting. I love that there's so much volume but you can practically count the brush strokes. Badass @Scoo.
Image 179792   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
240
 
 tekfro: had one of these crawl in my ear while i was sleeping. didnt bite me, but i could feel his little feet scraping my ear canal. also lucky that he extracted himself before i could get the tweezers and go after him
 Bob: A guy made a song about these great things and it's on YouTube. The bugs are great.
 apoxia: We don't have these in New Zealand
 carpwoman: It's hard to convince people these are awesome cool bugs. Yeah, freaky faster than Jimmy Johns but so beneficial.
 Niels Bohr: Ha, more like trentipede amirite.
 Teechur: I don't know how the heck they can run that fast with that many legs. I'd trip and fall on my face. Heck, I do that on two legs.
 werterland: No. Fuck these things.
 Cami: @fanny Leave fanny alone!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Oh yeah they're stupid fast. Technically they're centipedes. As creepy as they are, I'm glad they're around (those brown ladybugs really do bite the crap out of you. They prefer to do it while you're sleeping.)
 fanny: @fanny nice double post, ya dummy
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless one of these mothers was in. y living room the other night, god damn they are fast! i let it go outside :)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless one of these mothers was in. y living room the other night, god damn they are fast! i let it go outside :)
 Peter Pantsless: I tolerate these things (and wolf spiders). They eat the brown Asian ladybugs that plague my region. The fakeybugs bite; these don't.
 Mr. Shine: Great I just smashed my monitor.
Image 179791   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Image 179790 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by carpwoman. You have brought shame on us, carpwoman.
Score:
176
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: WANT a FOM portrait of my wife.
 WaffleIron: Face o mat is rad. face-o-mat.com/
 enfanta: What are the results of the Face-O-Mat?
 werterland: I like that dress on the left.
Image 179789   05-18-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
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