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253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

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Score:
240
 
 tekfro: had one of these crawl in my ear while i was sleeping. didnt bite me, but i could feel his little feet scraping my ear canal. also lucky that he extracted himself before i could get the tweezers and go after him
 Bob: A guy made a song about these great things and it's on YouTube. The bugs are great.
 apoxia: We don't have these in New Zealand
 carpwoman: It's hard to convince people these are awesome cool bugs. Yeah, freaky faster than Jimmy Johns but so beneficial.
 Niels Bohr: Ha, more like trentipede amirite.
 Teechur: I don't know how the heck they can run that fast with that many legs. I'd trip and fall on my face. Heck, I do that on two legs.
 werterland: No. Fuck these things.
 Cami: @fanny Leave fanny alone!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Oh yeah they're stupid fast. Technically they're centipedes. As creepy as they are, I'm glad they're around (those brown ladybugs really do bite the crap out of you. They prefer to do it while you're sleeping.)
 fanny: @fanny nice double post, ya dummy
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless one of these mothers was in. y living room the other night, god damn they are fast! i let it go outside :)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless one of these mothers was in. y living room the other night, god damn they are fast! i let it go outside :)
 Peter Pantsless: I tolerate these things (and wolf spiders). They eat the brown Asian ladybugs that plague my region. The fakeybugs bite; these don't.
 Mr. Shine: Great I just smashed my monitor.
Image 179791   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Image 179790 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by carpwoman. Boo, carpwoman.
Score:
176
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: WANT a FOM portrait of my wife.
 WaffleIron: Face o mat is rad. face-o-mat.com/
 enfanta: What are the results of the Face-O-Mat?
 werterland: I like that dress on the left.
Image 179789   05-18-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
682
 
 funny in the wall: Mmhm @Mr. Butt
 Bluetocracy: McDonald's vs. Dieters. "I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry..."
 Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy [quietly pretends I don't get it]
 Mr. Shine: What have we done with innocence?
 Butcherboy: Bailey Jay jpg
 Mr. Butt: rad for chaste thoughts
Image 179788   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
300
 
 wolfpk: @Derp Herpigan Are you referring to the good handwriting, or telling the pilot not to fuck up?
 Derp Herpigan: @wolfpk evidently you haven't met the 8-year-olds around my old neighborhood...
 wolfpk: I suspected that this was not written by an 8 year old. The hand writing seemed to good. The end, just makes me doubt it even more.
 SgtScaredFrog: @fanny I did as a child. Planes were interesting, people weren't :)
 fanny: so you can draw a detailed plane but still draw stick figures?
 Demon Universe: Photoshopped.
 sparename: She walked away, s'all fine..
Image 179787   05-18-17   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
371
 
 werterland: "No, I do. Go on a date by yourself for once, Wayne."
 Demon Universe: "My cheek hurts"
 scribbs: "(No, just fat.)"
 sparename: Just don't enthusiastically wipe your glasses whilst getting a haircut
Image 179786   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
534
 
 Ulillillia: Pooropa
 Mr. Shine: I expected this, actually. Just didn't think it would take this long before it happened.
 dobbiesdoogs: asstongue baby
 sparename: He had so much money that he could buy the Pink Panther's Vacuum Cleaner
 Mr. Butt: I 1000% approve of this
Image 179785   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
316
 
 WTF: You are my love stomach, don't eat me like mashed potato
 grizzly: @scribbs aww shucks. I put my pants on just like everyone else, two legs at a time.
 scribbs: @grizzly You are officially my new hero.
 grizzly: I swallow potatoes whole.
Image 179784   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
815
 
 Moe Burt: Singing: Heeey Macarena!
 fanny: ]:-D :8D
 Knice: When your friend really gets you. :-)
Image 179783   05-18-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
504
 
 tekfro: kinda looks like the mountain king from Return To Oz.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Needs more orange.
 WaffleIron: Time to start eating meat again.
 Suburbanmom: Why do you people insist on this never ending witch hunt?
 WTF: Both are greasy and cause people to talk for hours and hours about.
 fanny: oh god, this made me laugh myself into a coughing fit!
 Gomi Day: oh, good. i still have some margarine..
 Dick Inspector: Food nightmare.
 kinggheedra: spot on
 Derp Herpigan: Making butter great again
Image 179782   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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