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234293  Wooden Spoon: Aint nobody got time for this!

234294  Wooden Spoon: Owl be watching you Liam Nissan

234295  Wooden Spoon: What you should do instead is only consume content from fringe conspiracy nuts who are quietly backed by different billionaires. You know theyre telling the truth because they are so angry and never provide primary sources.

234286  Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.

234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

234286  barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!

234277  AlexDeLarge: 4 pigs good, 2 pigs better

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234265 addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

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Score:
240
 
 tekfro: had one of these crawl in my ear while i was sleeping. didnt bite me, but i could feel his little feet scraping my ear canal. also lucky that he extracted himself before i could get the tweezers and go after him
 Bob: A guy made a song about these great things and it's on YouTube. The bugs are great.
 apoxia: We don't have these in New Zealand
 carpwoman: It's hard to convince people these are awesome cool bugs. Yeah, freaky faster than Jimmy Johns but so beneficial.
 Niels Bohr: Ha, more like trentipede amirite.
 Teechur: I don't know how the heck they can run that fast with that many legs. I'd trip and fall on my face. Heck, I do that on two legs.
 werterland: No. Fuck these things.
 Cami: @fanny Leave fanny alone!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Oh yeah they're stupid fast. Technically they're centipedes. As creepy as they are, I'm glad they're around (those brown ladybugs really do bite the crap out of you. They prefer to do it while you're sleeping.)
 fanny: @fanny nice double post, ya dummy
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless one of these mothers was in. y living room the other night, god damn they are fast! i let it go outside :)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless one of these mothers was in. y living room the other night, god damn they are fast! i let it go outside :)
 Peter Pantsless: I tolerate these things (and wolf spiders). They eat the brown Asian ladybugs that plague my region. The fakeybugs bite; these don't.
 Mr. Shine: Great I just smashed my monitor.
Image 179791   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Image 179790 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by carpwoman. You have brought shame on us, carpwoman.
Score:
176
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: WANT a FOM portrait of my wife.
 WaffleIron: Face o mat is rad. face-o-mat.com/
 enfanta: What are the results of the Face-O-Mat?
 werterland: I like that dress on the left.
Image 179789   05-18-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
682
 
 funny in the wall: Mmhm @Mr. Butt
 Bluetocracy: McDonald's vs. Dieters. "I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry..."
 Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy [quietly pretends I don't get it]
 Mr. Shine: What have we done with innocence?
 Butcherboy: Bailey Jay jpg
 Mr. Butt: rad for chaste thoughts
Image 179788   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
300
 
 wolfpk: @Derp Herpigan Are you referring to the good handwriting, or telling the pilot not to fuck up?
 Derp Herpigan: @wolfpk evidently you haven't met the 8-year-olds around my old neighborhood...
 wolfpk: I suspected that this was not written by an 8 year old. The hand writing seemed to good. The end, just makes me doubt it even more.
 SgtScaredFrog: @fanny I did as a child. Planes were interesting, people weren't :)
 fanny: so you can draw a detailed plane but still draw stick figures?
 Demon Universe: Photoshopped.
 sparename: She walked away, s'all fine..
Image 179787   05-18-17   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
371
 
 werterland: "No, I do. Go on a date by yourself for once, Wayne."
 Demon Universe: "My cheek hurts"
 scribbs: "(No, just fat.)"
 sparename: Just don't enthusiastically wipe your glasses whilst getting a haircut
Image 179786   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
534
 
 Ulillillia: Pooropa
 Mr. Shine: I expected this, actually. Just didn't think it would take this long before it happened.
 dobbiesdoogs: asstongue baby
 sparename: He had so much money that he could buy the Pink Panther's Vacuum Cleaner
 Mr. Butt: I 1000% approve of this
Image 179785   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
316
 
 WTF: You are my love stomach, don't eat me like mashed potato
 grizzly: @scribbs aww shucks. I put my pants on just like everyone else, two legs at a time.
 scribbs: @grizzly You are officially my new hero.
 grizzly: I swallow potatoes whole.
Image 179784   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
815
 
 Moe Burt: Singing: Heeey Macarena!
 fanny: ]:-D :8D
 Knice: When your friend really gets you. :-)
Image 179783   05-18-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
504
 
 tekfro: kinda looks like the mountain king from Return To Oz.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Needs more orange.
 WaffleIron: Time to start eating meat again.
 Suburbanmom: Why do you people insist on this never ending witch hunt?
 WTF: Both are greasy and cause people to talk for hours and hours about.
 fanny: oh god, this made me laugh myself into a coughing fit!
 Gomi Day: oh, good. i still have some margarine..
 Dick Inspector: Food nightmare.
 kinggheedra: spot on
 Derp Herpigan: Making butter great again
Image 179782   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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