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244223  tib gubb: if you tell me that guy isn't a comedian, i wouldn't believe you

244227  Warrax: The protruding barrel made me think it was empty at first, but the back of the slide seems to be in the right place so I guess it just has a murder boner.

244219  itskando: @itskando Thank god for bike route sign

244219  itskando: Bike route sign knows where it is

244212  Warrax: @Scoo There's this particular brand kind of expensive-ish fruit preserves I really like. They come in these 13oz jars that are just perfect for having a drink of water. I think I have close to 20 of them in the cabinet already, and four more in the fridge that aren't empty yet.

244194  Felicity: @Donald So?

244227  WotGives: Soon, you'll be sleeping with the fish - er...

244220  White Rice: @Prostata that's assuming the box is 20kg, but the 20N leads me to believe shes put forth 20 joules of work to move that box 5m (so a 4kg box). Either way, I'm more impressed by her height than her power (though she's doing it with little effort, so maybe I should be impressed)

244198  Not A Bot: I'm a terrible person for putting that price sticker there.

244222  White Rice: @Annoying Vegan He's a YouTube "celebrity" who is known for being a horrible human. His biggest snafu was making a video in Japan (multiple offensive videos, really) one of which focused on going to "the suicide forest" and making fun of the hanging corpse of someone who had killed them self. His response to the internets outrage (save for his fans, who I can only hope will mature one day) was effectively "it was just a joke, bro". Basically, he's a sociopath with an inflated self ego & an audience who only inflated that ego further (and fund his bullshit)

244232  Nope: Money spent on whimsy is not wasted. Well... Less wasted, I guess it could buy some sandwiches for the poor or something...

244099  Mumbles: yes @Yurishiro

244226  WannaBee: These are amazing! Is that a Christopher Walken pillow?

244212  Annoying Vegan : My husband keeps the same box in the garage. Ive written Evil Box of Cords on it.

244210  Felicity: GIANT DOG

244184  a robot: Doggo has just unlocked the secrets of the universe

244202  a robot: @Scoo The Sims call it "woohoo"

244221  Butcherboy: Ok, hold that and well get those tonsils out

244222  Annoying Vegan : Should I know who this is?

244218  Mr. Shine: I wanna hug that lil cat.

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244005 savvoy: Suddenly, Mummenschanz

244008 kornisjon: @Springbok Haha :D Don't worry too much about it. The two languages are really similar in writing.

244128 jazzjunkie: Why yes, I *do* have some Grey Poupon!

244030 Prostata: @Felicity LOL who says I don't?

244105 square44: @Yurishiro fair enough

244150 Skaalar: Peter Gabriel is still looking for this woman.

244170 Mad Collager: I'm reminded of a classic cartoon showing a woman belly dancing in a harem. She has removed everything but the veil, and all the men are chanting, "Take it off! Take it off!".

244104 Dr Awkward: @SpaceCow Would you rather your tax money go into the pockets of big Bench?

244054 Dreforian: Beeee excellent to each other!

243983 KingTrebek: What is a boody and?



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Score:
240
 
 tekfro: had one of these crawl in my ear while i was sleeping. didnt bite me, but i could feel his little feet scraping my ear canal. also lucky that he extracted himself before i could get the tweezers and go after him
 Bob: A guy made a song about these great things and it's on YouTube. The bugs are great.
 apoxia: We don't have these in New Zealand
 carpwoman: It's hard to convince people these are awesome cool bugs. Yeah, freaky faster than Jimmy Johns but so beneficial.
 Niels Bohr: Ha, more like trentipede amirite.
 Teechur: I don't know how the heck they can run that fast with that many legs. I'd trip and fall on my face. Heck, I do that on two legs.
 werterland: No. Fuck these things.
 Cami: @fanny Leave fanny alone!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Oh yeah they're stupid fast. Technically they're centipedes. As creepy as they are, I'm glad they're around (those brown ladybugs really do bite the crap out of you. They prefer to do it while you're sleeping.)
 fanny: @fanny nice double post, ya dummy
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless one of these mothers was in. y living room the other night, god damn they are fast! i let it go outside :)
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless one of these mothers was in. y living room the other night, god damn they are fast! i let it go outside :)
 Peter Pantsless: I tolerate these things (and wolf spiders). They eat the brown Asian ladybugs that plague my region. The fakeybugs bite; these don't.
 Mr. Shine: Great I just smashed my monitor.
Image 179791   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Image 179790 is unbelievably bad (score -22) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by carpwoman. We'll pray for you, carpwoman.
Score:
176
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: WANT a FOM portrait of my wife.
 WaffleIron: Face o mat is rad. face-o-mat.com/
 enfanta: What are the results of the Face-O-Mat?
 werterland: I like that dress on the left.
Image 179789   05-18-17   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
682
 
 funny in the wall: Mmhm @Mr. Butt
 Bluetocracy: McDonald's vs. Dieters. "I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry..."
 Mr. Butt: @Butcherboy [quietly pretends I don't get it]
 Mr. Shine: What have we done with innocence?
 Butcherboy: Bailey Jay jpg
 Mr. Butt: rad for chaste thoughts
Image 179788   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
300
 
 wolfpk: @Derp Herpigan Are you referring to the good handwriting, or telling the pilot not to fuck up?
 Derp Herpigan: @wolfpk evidently you haven't met the 8-year-olds around my old neighborhood...
 wolfpk: I suspected that this was not written by an 8 year old. The hand writing seemed to good. The end, just makes me doubt it even more.
 SgtScaredFrog: @fanny I did as a child. Planes were interesting, people weren't :)
 fanny: so you can draw a detailed plane but still draw stick figures?
 Demon Universe: Photoshopped.
 sparename: She walked away, s'all fine..
Image 179787   05-18-17   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
371
 
 werterland: "No, I do. Go on a date by yourself for once, Wayne."
 Demon Universe: "My cheek hurts"
 scribbs: "(No, just fat.)"
 sparename: Just don't enthusiastically wipe your glasses whilst getting a haircut
Image 179786   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
534
 
 Ulillillia: Pooropa
 Mr. Shine: I expected this, actually. Just didn't think it would take this long before it happened.
 dobbiesdoogs: asstongue baby
 sparename: He had so much money that he could buy the Pink Panther's Vacuum Cleaner
 Mr. Butt: I 1000% approve of this
Image 179785   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
316
 
 WTF: You are my love stomach, don't eat me like mashed potato
 grizzly: @scribbs aww shucks. I put my pants on just like everyone else, two legs at a time.
 scribbs: @grizzly You are officially my new hero.
 grizzly: I swallow potatoes whole.
Image 179784   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Rompus
Score:
815
 
 Moe Burt: Singing: Heeey Macarena!
 fanny: ]:-D :8D
 Knice: When your friend really gets you. :-)
Image 179783   05-18-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
504
 
 tekfro: kinda looks like the mountain king from Return To Oz.
 FireBreathingMarmot: Needs more orange.
 WaffleIron: Time to start eating meat again.
 Suburbanmom: Why do you people insist on this never ending witch hunt?
 WTF: Both are greasy and cause people to talk for hours and hours about.
 fanny: oh god, this made me laugh myself into a coughing fit!
 Gomi Day: oh, good. i still have some margarine..
 Dick Inspector: Food nightmare.
 kinggheedra: spot on
 Derp Herpigan: Making butter great again
Image 179782   05-18-17   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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