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228490  Robespierre: @Ulillillia It might not be a steak that you'd recognize as a steak - wit, wit whiz for me pleez.

228496  barfolomew: Okay, now face-swap 'em.

228500  ignatz: Cute/Delicious conundrum #228501

228501  ignatz: Always RAD this little guy..

228503  ignatz: I don't believe that's your first..

228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

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3. Ulillillia
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10. Teechur



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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.



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10. Fast Sloth: 1990 points
11. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
12. majorchamp: 1975 points
13. adeadcrab: 1922 points
14. guccigucci: 1827 points
15. zip file: 1776 points
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Score:
1523
 
 Bluetocracy: The Isle of Mascot
 sparename: Lostkf
 Dreforian: My Neighbor Totoro-gator
 scribbs: The setting of the best Scooby-Doo mystery ever!
 Peter Pantsless: @ChubbyBuddy Yeah but it's kinda swampy
 ChubbyBuddy: theres great fishing at Crotch Lagoon
Image 179753   05-18-17   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
531
 
 tib gubb: my day just got a little better
 wolfpk: People always think that when a pug is panting that they are "smiling."
 Christina: "My humans like it when I pant."
Image 179752   05-18-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
123
 
 Gomi Day: tastes good, man.
 frenchrevolution: Ich mag die Nudeln
Image 179751   05-18-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
141
 
 Zukero: "... and that's how I extracted both chompers AND intel from that guy..."
 Ronick: This one goes in the month.. Ooops i mean this one in the butt the other one in the mouth
 petepuma: This kills the patient with polonium
 Noremak: Anyone remember the dentist office scene from the Japanese movie, Outrage?
 Moe Burt: Is there anything this guy is not good at?
 Teechur: @Hosebag "Thank you for the permission, comrade."
 Shay: Putincare
 Bill Rye: "I'll give you two guesses where this I going, and it's not your mouth"
 Hosebag: You may feel small pain...
 enfanta: Autobad for despot Putin.
 tib gubb: "Just so we're clear. I have no idea what i'm doing."
 Musician: Did you see Marathon Man, comrade?
 Cami: Is it safe?(deliberate double post)
 Cami: Is it safe?
 Ulillillia: "My friend Donald get me great job as dentist."
 WTF: This won't end well...
 itskando: Scene from true romance
Image 179750   05-18-17   Uploaded by    AFanOfSprite
Image 179749 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by edgarallendoh. Boo, edgarallendoh.
Score:
137
 
 jochenau: @VoR They lead to spork flowers!
 scribbs: @VoR M'kay.
 VoR: Drugs are bad
Image 179748   05-18-17   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
210
 
 Hosebag: Looks like Alex's kitchen from Clockwork Orange.
 jochenau: I was on board until I saw the chair.
 KrazyKat: Ikea from the 70's
 Musician: I can hear a Bread song playing when I look at this
 tritium: Sight... fading... can only see yellow...
Image 179747   05-18-17   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
354
 
 Mr Bleak: Now, I've seen some bad comb-overs in the past, but...
 Bluetocracy: I bet birds try to nest in that.
 Peach: Pompadon't even
 wolfpk: Wind, the worst enemy to people with come overs.
 scribbs: @frenchrevolution I've seen photos of that dude before, more up-close, and IIRC he shaved it to look that way.
 frenchrevolution: The best part is that he's balding
 Mr. Butt: Autobad for 9gag
 Scoo: No, bro, I do not
 tib gubb: I believe that's called a "quif"
Image 179746   05-18-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
95
 
 enfanta: Fifty First Dates was a fucking creepy movie.
Image 179745   05-18-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
164
 
 itskando: Nomnomnom
 apoxia: Seems legit
 Scoo: This 'shop is making my eyes hurt
 SomeCanadian: I can unhinge my jaw too. Makes me real popular at parties ;)
 Knice: am frenly snekwich
Image 179744   05-18-17   Uploaded by    jadensmith
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