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234292  Wooden Spoon: Archer is trying to prevent Dr. Kreiger from cyborg-ing Ray.

234127  SuedeOxford: Shattered Hodag is my dancing name.

234293  Wooden Spoon: Aint nobody got time for this!

234294  Wooden Spoon: Owl be watching you Liam Nissan

234295  Wooden Spoon: What you should do instead is only consume content from fringe conspiracy nuts who are quietly backed by different billionaires. You know theyre telling the truth because they are so angry and never provide primary sources.

234286  Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.

234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

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 a robot: Bender has been seen working; he's probably bent like 15 things over the course of the show! And he helped build the Pi-kea supercollider.
 Noremak: @SgtScaredFrog To quote Cyril, "Pam worked really hard on those peer reviews."
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron That's because you, my friend, are probably a fellow sufferer of sexlexia
 WaffleIron: @Sadbot : I want you to know I read "Big Book of War" in Zap's voice, it was not a conscious decision.
 Sadbot: @SgtScaredFrog Yeah, Archer makes literary references all the time while Fry probably hasn't even read Zapp Brannagan's "Big Book of War"
 tib gubb: it's a bit of a stretch
 SgtScaredFrog: Also: total burn on Ray
 ASTER: I notice loose character archetypes so every fandom is MY fandom.
 SgtScaredFrog: Also, Mallory would slit the throat of anyone who compared her to Farnsworth
 SgtScaredFrog: Pam works on the show a fair amount, esp. in season 1, when she was pretty normal (invalidating one of Lana's traits). Also ignores that Archer has massively variable intelligence/competence from moment to moment, very un-Fry
 Scoo: Holy shit!
 Zampano: Dead on. Never realized this
Image 179618   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
187
 
 BavidDowie: How recent is this picture?
 dangerkeith3000: He is. He is smiling now.
Image 179617   05-17-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
266
 
 itskando: We get it
Image 179616   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
266
 
 AutoDisaster: Ooh, it makes me wonder.
 Noremak: Ahh, the first place I went after new employee orientation. I haven't seen sunlight since.
 WaffleIron: Sometimes words have two meanings.
 tib gubb: !!! ... oh, okay then.
 Zampano: And she's buying a stairway to lower level accommodation
 dobbiesdoogs: eh....it's not as catchy as the other song idea i had
Image 179615   05-17-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
262
 
 Noremak: Optijizzm
 XLY: Dude those sperms are HUUUUGE wtheck
 dangerkeith3000: NOT good advice for someone who is depressed.
 TFChicken: Are those sperm taking him away?
 Sadbot: depressionadvice.jpg
Image 179614   05-17-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
304
 
 dangerkeith3000: Look at all those bushes!!! Playboy 1981.
Image 179613   05-17-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
118
 
 Suburbanmom: Guys...seriously....I am not hipster enough to understand this modern art crap...Just STAAHHHP!
 ch: ACCESSING LEMON LEVEL FOUR: FLOUNDER "B" [FX: whirring]
 FireBreathingMarmot: Damien Hirst turns to computer Graphics to cut down on overhead
 dangerkeith3000: nah.....skip this game
 Annoying Vegan : Flounder? I hardly know her!
 tib gubb: lemon turtle reality is kind of neat
 Red: fuckin' math
Image 179612   05-17-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
177
 
 ch: flop.
 Theimposter: Very impractical sword.
 Kim: I have a jumbo butterfly knife like this... allegedly.
 sabredenton: That knife is huge
 tib gubb: it's a cool paint job, though a bit distracting.
 Jeannie C: Guess it is more manly than showing the comparison with holographic nail polish.
Image 179611   05-17-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
250
 
 dangerkeith3000: gentrification = too many sandwich shops in one strip mall
 tib gubb: yep. that's a sandwich shop alright
Image 179610   05-17-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
122
 
 dangerkeith3000: "I can't believe this mirror cost me $300 and now it's cracked! Bring me Snow White!"
 Ulillillia: An alternate universe where tablets were never invented.
 Sadbot: If you haven't dropped it within a week of owning it, you're not an Apple customer. Even if you're a giant.
 XLY: My opinion is unwanted.
Image 179609   05-17-17   Uploaded by    obboma
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