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253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

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253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke



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 a robot: Bender has been seen working; he's probably bent like 15 things over the course of the show! And he helped build the Pi-kea supercollider.
 Noremak: @SgtScaredFrog To quote Cyril, "Pam worked really hard on those peer reviews."
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron That's because you, my friend, are probably a fellow sufferer of sexlexia
 WaffleIron: @Sadbot : I want you to know I read "Big Book of War" in Zap's voice, it was not a conscious decision.
 Sadbot: @SgtScaredFrog Yeah, Archer makes literary references all the time while Fry probably hasn't even read Zapp Brannagan's "Big Book of War"
 tib gubb: it's a bit of a stretch
 SgtScaredFrog: Also: total burn on Ray
 ASTER: I notice loose character archetypes so every fandom is MY fandom.
 SgtScaredFrog: Also, Mallory would slit the throat of anyone who compared her to Farnsworth
 SgtScaredFrog: Pam works on the show a fair amount, esp. in season 1, when she was pretty normal (invalidating one of Lana's traits). Also ignores that Archer has massively variable intelligence/competence from moment to moment, very un-Fry
 Scoo: Holy shit!
 Zampano: Dead on. Never realized this
Image 179618   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
187
 
 BavidDowie: How recent is this picture?
 Vorm Gongo: He is. He is smiling now.
Image 179617   05-17-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
266
 
 itskando: We get it
Image 179616   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
266
 
 AutoDisaster: Ooh, it makes me wonder.
 Noremak: Ahh, the first place I went after new employee orientation. I haven't seen sunlight since.
 WaffleIron: Sometimes words have two meanings.
 tib gubb: !!! ... oh, okay then.
 Zampano: And she's buying a stairway to lower level accommodation
 dobbiesdoogs: eh....it's not as catchy as the other song idea i had
Image 179615   05-17-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
262
 
 Noremak: Optijizzm
 XLY: Dude those sperms are HUUUUGE wtheck
 buds420: NOT good advice for someone who is depressed.
 TFChicken: Are those sperm taking him away?
 Sadbot: depressionadvice.jpg
Image 179614   05-17-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
304
 
 RimLickinGood: Look at all those bushes!!! Playboy 1981.
Image 179613   05-17-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
118
 
 Suburbanmom: Guys...seriously....I am not hipster enough to understand this modern art crap...Just STAAHHHP!
 ch: ACCESSING LEMON LEVEL FOUR: FLOUNDER "B" [FX: whirring]
 FireBreathingMarmot: Damien Hirst turns to computer Graphics to cut down on overhead
 pisspig: nah.....skip this game
 Annoying Vegan : Flounder? I hardly know her!
 tib gubb: lemon turtle reality is kind of neat
 Red: fuckin' math
Image 179612   05-17-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
177
 
 ch: flop.
 Theimposter: Very impractical sword.
 Kim: I have a jumbo butterfly knife like this... allegedly.
 sabredenton: That knife is huge
 tib gubb: it's a cool paint job, though a bit distracting.
 Jeannie C: Guess it is more manly than showing the comparison with holographic nail polish.
Image 179611   05-17-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
250
 
 kristy: gentrification = too many sandwich shops in one strip mall
 tib gubb: yep. that's a sandwich shop alright
Image 179610   05-17-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
122
 
 Apple IIe: "I can't believe this mirror cost me $300 and now it's cracked! Bring me Snow White!"
 Ulillillia: An alternate universe where tablets were never invented.
 Sadbot: If you haven't dropped it within a week of owning it, you're not an Apple customer. Even if you're a giant.
 XLY: My opinion is unwanted.
Image 179609   05-17-17   Uploaded by    obboma
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