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228490  Robespierre: @Ulillillia It might not be a steak that you'd recognize as a steak - wit, wit whiz for me pleez.

228496  barfolomew: Okay, now face-swap 'em.

228500  ignatz: Cute/Delicious conundrum #228501

228501  ignatz: Always RAD this little guy..

228503  ignatz: I don't believe that's your first..

228336  Robespierre: @Matricii The possibilities are endless.

228494  Yurishiro: This isn't even my final form.

228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.



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Score:
915
 
 Dreforian: *thwep*
 Knice: Awe yiss motha-fuckin bath-time
Image 179559   05-17-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
490
 
 Felicity: Really?! Test: switcherino
 Felicity: Not true. Theyre forgetting nostalgia
 enfanta: @apoxia we're only depressed because we have an extraordinarily clear grasp of reality.
 SomeCanadian: Welcome to the Spaceship. Switcherinos are part of life here. You'll learn the good ones from the nachos. @apoxia
 apoxia: OK, so apparently if you type f.i.l.t.e.r without the dots it changes to switcherino.
 apoxia: Wow, I typed "mental switcherino" and it posted as "mental switcherino". How does that happen? It's actually pretty good in this context strangely enough.
 apoxia: @SomeCanadian Well I'm only a clinical psychologist, but you basically got that correct. Half my job is trying to get depressed people to notice the good and neutral things happening in their lives. That mental switcherino is so much stronger in depression.
 tib gubb: that's because people are literally giant fucking babies
 Mr. Butt: @SomeCanadian Clever girl
 SomeCanadian: Probably because our animal brains are hirdwired to preserve memory of hardship to apply to future survival. It wouldn't serve a starving man well to remember how great Jurassic Park was rather than knowing how to forage for starvation foods. I know it's a teleological answer. I'm sure an evolutionary biologist or neuroscientist would have a more comprehensive answer.
 dangerkeith3000: truth.
Image 179558   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
248
 
 apoxia: Hay girl!
 itskando: Nicki minaj?
 Mr. Shine: Haaayyyyyyy!
 dangerkeith3000: sorry, manny, you're not my type. too stiff and high maintenance.
Image 179557   05-17-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
454
 
 Felicity: Do you have it in tan?
 enfanta: @Knice dammit! That was exactly what I was going to say! :D
 tib gubb: "these aren't my boots!"
 SomeCanadian: *proceeds to tear up $200 shoes*
 Knice: "With THAT dress?!"
 sparename: "I have FOUR feet, dumbass!"
Image 179556   05-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
692
 
 Hosebag: Is this one of those cabbage patch kitties I keep hearing about?
 Mad Collager: Hey Bro, dis' where da Kohl cats chill.
 Shay: Is it because I have a CABBAGE FOR A HEAD?!?!?
 tib gubb: all day this cat be gettin' that cabbage
 deeeeeeeez: Leafface Killah.
 Mr. Butt: Come to Kitty's Vegan Hats in the next 15 mins if u want a ass kicking.
 Mr. Shine: Stay chill, kitters.
 dangerkeith3000: "Either lettuce chase the mice or leaf us alone."
Image 179555   05-17-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
592
 
 Felicity: She reminds me of Leah Thompson
 sparename: I will call her RumbleTrish
 Warrax: "Wa'choo thinkin' 'bout?" "Fish. Always fish."
 SomeCanadian: Delirium is the best Endless.
 dangerkeith3000: It's pretty cool. I don't like all those fish, tho.
Image 179554   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
314
 
 Hosebag: This parrot wouldn't "vroom" if you put 10,000 volts through it!
 deeeeeeeez: Angry Birds: Period 5 Teach Ain't Lookin Edition.
 ch: okay we're moving on to step seven of how to build your own cd-rom drive
 SomeCanadian: It looks like the Bird-Ass Cannon is nearly complete.
 SgtScaredFrog: Getting the weight of an unladen swallow
 sparename: I can't drink that, there's no head on it
Image 179553   05-17-17   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
411
 
 jochenau: *whispers* Miyazaki films are overrated
 SomeCanadian: It's Miyazaki all the way down
 Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Not really, looks like Miyazaki is trying to steal Richard James' thunder.
 dangerkeith3000: This is a cursed image.
Image 179552   05-17-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
673
 
 Felicity: Cat space bridge activated
Image 179551   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
318
 
 a robot: I don't know what the fuck this is but it made me laugh out loud for real
 Nothing: Today's the day I learn something new about myself
 ch: hi boys and girls, let's get swole and shit
 ch: mickey needs to work more on gaining the tiniest mote of a personality
 Warrax: What adult disney fanatics actually believe.
 SomeCanadian: Why does the body have little baby hands?
 Scoo: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
 dangerkeith3000: Mickey's been working out.
 Dr Awkward: Magical Mickey
 Felicity: Here he comes to save the day
 sparename: Metal Mickey
Image 179550   05-17-17   Uploaded by    kensin
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