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268417  itskando: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $0. I postered a bored comment and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" at busy front page intersection about 2 hrs and got a color update from local lurkers. They did a +1 on me and I had a new color in less than 24 hrs.

268323  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 ..have a rad for clicking post a second later than me.

268376  VoR: I prefer the chainsaw episode. Its the kinder ending.

268394  Mad Collager: He's the kiwi fruit of their loins.

268380  VoR: meh

268388  VoR: autisms presents Randall Munroes Thousand-Word Challenge

268413  WannaBee: Yea, ok. Run for the boat!

268397  VoR: but you'll have to take my word on the response

268397  VoR: how rude. [from chicken] I am no fucking duck sir, I suspect you are actually the fucking duck. good day!

268399  VoR: ..is typing

268414  Mad Collager: Looks like he's putin' on some weight.

268406  VoR: @Eleftheros Dammit I was fixated on the letters too!

268411  VoR: Horny horse got wood.

268412  VoR: I hate it when managers force you to see things at their level.

268418  VoR: C for yourself

268428  Wet farts: I dont think I'd be mad if this kitten threw up on my rug... yes, I've had a cat

268282  copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268405  KyleisBobDole: Hell yeah Persona 3 rules

268393  fanny: a gay friend of mine loved Hanson when she was young because she thought they were girls. she was crushed when she found out they aren't.

268330  copunter: muthafukin Double HIGH density MF2HD

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies



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 7. Annoying Vegan : 2074 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. wordjones: 1531 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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14. watwatwat: 1417 points
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Score:
318
 
 a robot: I don't know what the fuck this is but it made me laugh out loud for real
 Nothing: Today's the day I learn something new about myself
 ch: hi boys and girls, let's get swole and shit
 ch: mickey needs to work more on gaining the tiniest mote of a personality
 Warrax: What adult disney fanatics actually believe.
 SomeCanadian: Why does the body have little baby hands?
 Scoo: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
 cannabis: Mickey's been working out.
 Mord Tingies: Magical Mickey
 NotHuman: Here he comes to save the day
 sparename: Metal Mickey
Image 179550   05-17-17   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
83
 
 ch: dooooOOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOOOOO
 Warrax: ...t
 dobbiesdoogs: doo spoopy
Image 179549   05-17-17   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
460
 
 ch: looking for clues
 SomeCanadian: Drop the beat, Hanukkah Zombie!
 Butcherboy: youtu.be/…
 Flirb Dampumple: peeeeeeek-a-boo! peeeeeek-a-boo!
 Scoo: Been spendin' most our lives, livin' in an Amish paradise
 Teechur: Most disorganized exodus EVER. Moses! We need some direction!
 annterland: MOSH PIT!
 Prostata: Are you SURE this is where you dropped the van keys?
Image 179548   05-17-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
301
 
 Warrax: Carhorn
 SomeCanadian: *Awoooooga!*
 shipotle: French Horn powered
 Mr. Shine: Which Mario Kart is this?
 A duck: Toot toot, motherfucker!
 sparename: Much hornpower, fastly goes Paaaarpp!
Image 179547   05-17-17   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
Image 179546 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waterudoin. Your image was bad, waterudoin.
Score:
646
 
 sparename: Queen Mandy - Mandibular Monarch
 Teechur: @Knice Or a nice dental crown.
 chhumphrey: Alas poor Yorick...
 Knice: That's one jawnty tiara.
Image 179545   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
130
 
 Jeannie C: A cat-proof tree.
 fakeusername: A boxing day tree
Image 179544   05-17-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
311
 
 Call Of Pooty: Captain Power
 RiderFan: But what if your back itches suddenly?
 jochenau: Video game armor is ridiculous but I've never seen inline-skate boobs before.
 tib gubb: put this on the list of radical ways to kill yourself
 tritium: A modern Wheeler.
 SomeCanadian: Human Corndog would be a great nom de Spaceship. @Mr. Shine
 wolfpk: That looks like a fun way to kill yourself.
 Sadbot: This is a great way to test out how well the human spine compresses. My hypothesis; really well, if survivability isn't a factor
 Mr. Shine: @Snowta OR HAS IT?! *puts on human corndog suit*
 Snowta: SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR
 SgtScaredFrog: @SomeCanadian He's been at this for a couple decades now, actually. Jean-Yves "Rollerman" Blondeau.
 SomeCanadian: This will end well.
Image 179543   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
240
 
 Shay: Droopy gave him the ol' spicy keychain.
 Stoner: TEX! Mah MAN!
 flying sheep: If you don't look down, you won't fall!
 DarkTeddy: Shortly after shots taken from #179543
 ThatGuy: "YAAA HOO HOO HOY!"
 Amy Housewine: All this activity just to divert attention from knobbly knees.
 chhumphrey: We get it, you're happy it's Friday
Image 179542   05-17-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
827
 
 dobbiesdoogs: mlem that snow
 SomeCanadian: First you get the money. Then you get the power. Then you get the borkfs.
 Prostata: snowpupper!
Image 179541   05-17-17   Uploaded by    Red
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