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258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

258407  Bagels: Is this a catdam or a guncat?

258410  Bagels: I'd rather watch a show about this adorable dog than a sponge

258406  petepuma: classic Henri

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258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258270 berlin: me too

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here



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god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
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 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
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10. DerMantis: 1853 points
11. bromide: 1834 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1712 points
13. cran vodka: 1684 points
14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. trumpet: 1621 points
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Score:
530
 
 carpwoman: Several, but none of these. I think these may be fake.
 WaffleIron: What about fun on the autobahn? I own that one.
 Skaalar: Kraftwerk: We're dedicated to making clones of Jerry Seinfeld.
 Randlarr: Rad for Kraftwerk
 jazzjunkie: 07734
 Chest Rockwell: Kraftwerk. We're not cheese.
 tokyopig: Super confusing... as far as I know only the red/black one even resembles an actual Kraftwerk album and even then the details are a off... they should be arrayed at an 45 degree angle and facing the other direction. Also they're not wearing any makeup?
Image 178528   05-12-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
513
 
 trelyate: Joseph Pawlin
 Ulillillia: comrade pupper
 dobbiesdoogs: weimaraners of the world unite
Image 178527   05-12-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
81
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: jury review suggests next time include a tampon and mcdonald's arches
 Niels Bohr: AND THE ROCKETS RED GLAAAAARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AAAAAIIR, GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE.
 tokyopig: The United States of eh.
 Ronick: Im not ready to be the motherland
Image 178526   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
145
 
 Zukero: Ctrl+A , Del would be nice at this point.
Image 178525   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
396
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: faust, jr.
 wolfpk: I was just walking by and it jumped out on me!
 Himesama: After bath spanking it is!
 Amy Housewine: You learned a valuable lesson today, son.
 hajjpodge: Somebody got caught getting into something they shouldn't have.
 tib gubb: in soviet russia, neopolitan eats you!
Image 178524   05-12-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
344
 
 jochenau: Her new Segway was blessed by Celine Dion, Goddess of the Moon.
Image 178523   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
50
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i need to dig out this wedgie. good thing no one's around
Image 178522   05-12-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Image 178521 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by anonimos. You have brought shame on us, anonimos.
Score:
404
 
 Bast Relief: @Snowta You'll be relieved. Those aren't legs, they're bristles.
 Snowta: Stop it with all the legs already!
 Bast Relief: Yay, polychaetes.
Image 178520   05-12-17   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
565
 
 XLY: gotta go fast
 dobbiesdoogs: losingrings.wav
Image 178519   05-12-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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