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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

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 sad face: @Ihminen for real
 canada: "You smoke at 4:20 PM, Dale." - Love, Diane
 Ihminen: we get it you like weed memes
Image 178261   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 gary: In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges...
 itskando: You know - for tiny mummies
 Wet farts: Challenge accepted.
 wolfpk: No U turns! I'll make a U turn if I damn well want! *drives away with four flat tires.
 ignatz: maybe a simple railing? Just sayin..
 Aemuli: This was actually a compromise from their original plans, where the spikes were metal and randomly shot out of the ground at random intervals during the night.
 Beef Supreme: The key to maintaining the illusion of free will is to eliminate options. This is an example of a city doing so without being subtle.
 Ulillillia: Ask yourself now, can you forgive her?
 DarkTeddy: Seems like pretty good mattress stands
 Sadbot: This'll learn them damn homeless to get homes
 Mr. Shine: OW OW OW OW OW!!
Image 178260   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 Snow Plow: The Blue Raja in high school
Image 178259   05-10-17   Uploaded by    grid
 Gazden: Skulk, damn you.
 Teechur: I would love to have a concrete driveway decorated with duck footprints. Truth be told, I would love to have a concrete driveway. I don't even care what it looks like.
 carpwoman: Cuz I can't write my name in the snow, that's why.
 jochenau: Why did the ducko cross the pavement?
 Mad Collager: I heard you wanted to build a waddle and daub shelter.
 Ulillillia: "@a duck was here"
 wolfpk: This is great! The poor guy trying the chase the duck off is only making it worse.
 Yam: fuck the police
 Prostata: some ducks are just jerks
Image 178258   05-10-17   Uploaded by    claphands
 Snowta: "Every moment I live is in agony"
 BavidDowie: cultural appropriation isn't rad, Bill
 wolfpk: Monsanto has really out down themselves this time.
 trelyate: someone save this poor doggo :(
Image 178257   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
 Radstarboom: Someone piezo'd this too hard.
 DarkTeddy: Tick tock. I dont care.
 Prostata: quartz. it's everywhere
Image 178256   05-10-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 Annoying Vegan : I don't give a frying fuck
 Ulillillia: buttcook
 SomeOtherCanadian: How to fry away your apathy in 3 easy steps!
Image 178255   05-10-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
 Dick Inspector: Is that... Papyrus?!? *shudder*
 kazzy94: @Ihminen I drove something like that! 99 Dodge 3500 dually with a Cummins diesel and a 5 speed stick. They are fun!
 dobbiesdoogs: they put the real state motto in giant letters
 Ihminen: Even tho big trucks have this stigma attached to them I once got a chance o drive a 90's dodge ram with a lift kit and 6.2 cummins turbo diesel and man was that a fun thing to drive!
 SomeOtherCanadian: Save a horse, drive a giant truck
Image 178254   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 Science: @White Rice @Mr. Shine I was there to match my intellect on national TV / Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a PhD
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice OOOOOooooooOOOO-OOOOO
 White Rice: So, looks like they lost on Jeopardy, baby.
 sparename: Must go, I've heard there's loads of jobs there
Image 178253   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 itskando: What do they do with all the regular Ed?
 tib gubb: ed's actually pretty cool
Image 178252   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
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