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268233  BavidDowie: A good scientist tries to reproduce her results

268229  BavidDowie: Trade you this for a bag of Ruffles

268233  Warrax: Everyone knows you're high.

268231  BavidDowie: Also: it's a 2-stroke-then-bite-the-shit-outta-ya

268231  BavidDowie: Listen to that baby purr

268222  a robot: Does New Mexico count?

268228  a robot: Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, this is godawful :(

268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

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267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

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 sad face: @Ihminen for real
 canada: "You smoke at 4:20 PM, Dale." - Love, Diane
 Ihminen: we get it you like weed memes
Image 178261   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
 gary: In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges...
 itskando: You know - for tiny mummies
 Wet farts: Challenge accepted.
 wolfpk: No U turns! I'll make a U turn if I damn well want! *drives away with four flat tires.
 rustedpeace: maybe a simple railing? Just sayin..
 Aemuli: This was actually a compromise from their original plans, where the spikes were metal and randomly shot out of the ground at random intervals during the night.
 Beef Supreme: The key to maintaining the illusion of free will is to eliminate options. This is an example of a city doing so without being subtle.
 Ulillillia: Ask yourself now, can you forgive her?
 DarkTeddy: Seems like pretty good mattress stands
 Sadbot: This'll learn them damn homeless to get homes
 Mr. Shine: OW OW OW OW OW!!
Image 178260   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 Snow Plow: The Blue Raja in high school
Image 178259   05-10-17   Uploaded by    grid
 Gazden: Skulk, damn you.
 Teechur: I would love to have a concrete driveway decorated with duck footprints. Truth be told, I would love to have a concrete driveway. I don't even care what it looks like.
 carpwoman: Cuz I can't write my name in the snow, that's why.
 jochenau: Why did the ducko cross the pavement?
 Mad Collager: I heard you wanted to build a waddle and daub shelter.
 Ulillillia: "@a duck was here"
 wolfpk: This is great! The poor guy trying the chase the duck off is only making it worse.
 Yam: fuck the police
 Prostata: some ducks are just jerks
Image 178258   05-10-17   Uploaded by    claphands
 Snowta: "Every moment I live is in agony"
 BavidDowie: cultural appropriation isn't rad, Bill
 wolfpk: Monsanto has really out down themselves this time.
 trelyate: someone save this poor doggo :(
Image 178257   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
 Radstarboom: Someone piezo'd this too hard.
 DarkTeddy: Tick tock. I dont care.
 Prostata: quartz. it's everywhere
Image 178256   05-10-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 Annoying Vegan : I don't give a frying fuck
 Ulillillia: buttcook
 SomeOtherCanadian: How to fry away your apathy in 3 easy steps!
Image 178255   05-10-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
 Dick Inspector: Is that... Papyrus?!? *shudder*
 kazzy94: @Ihminen I drove something like that! 99 Dodge 3500 dually with a Cummins diesel and a 5 speed stick. They are fun!
 dobbiesdoogs: they put the real state motto in giant letters
 Ihminen: Even tho big trucks have this stigma attached to them I once got a chance o drive a 90's dodge ram with a lift kit and 6.2 cummins turbo diesel and man was that a fun thing to drive!
 SomeOtherCanadian: Save a horse, drive a giant truck
Image 178254   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
 Science: @White Rice @Mr. Shine I was there to match my intellect on national TV / Against a plumber, oh and an architect, both with a PhD
 Mr. Shine: @White Rice OOOOOooooooOOOO-OOOOO
 White Rice: So, looks like they lost on Jeopardy, baby.
 sparename: Must go, I've heard there's loads of jobs there
Image 178253   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 itskando: What do they do with all the regular Ed?
 tib gubb: ed's actually pretty cool
Image 178252   05-10-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
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