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268541  Teechur: His leg makes me feel squeemy.

268550  Springbok: Who calls joints "doobies" anymore...?

268536  a robot: That's nice, dear.

268541  wolfpk: "Who are you!!!"

268539  Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268543  Mr. Whiskers: Is this a Goldmember reference? Really?

268478  Air Biscuit: @Felicity i remember big shot.

268517  MrBoffo: I love the views from Hermit's Rest

268486  Air Biscuit: "DONT OPEN IT! YOULL KILL EVERYBODY AGAIN!"

268519  MrBoffo: Flame ON, Johnny Storm!

268523  MrBoffo: What did I think of this? I think it's a classic, and I've said that each of the 43 times I've seen it on the Friendly Spaceship.

268492  Air Biscuit: Long as its not a zombeaver.

268525  MrBoffo: Is this bad 'Shop, or is her anatomy really that weird?

268503  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268528  MrBoffo: @a robot There used to be a gator hanging out in Pakoon Springs, out by Gold Butte, but the drought brought an end to that. Rumor has it that Cliven Bundy wanted to make a pair of boots out of its mortal remains, but I don't know about that.

268499  Air Biscuit: @grizzly its kinda cool, if you watch close you can see the moment they turn it on.

268538  MrBoffo: @wootman I love ageless artifacts. Almost as much as I love .jpg artifacts.

268502  Air Biscuit: Dog smiles are nice.

268541  MrBoffo: Why hasn't someone built a wall between them yet?

268547  MrBoffo: If I had to deal with customers, I'd want to do it in that sports coat.

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P



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 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. east bay: 1618 points
 8. VeeKay: 1551 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. Sydney: 1471 points
12. toad: 1428 points
13. Zaxxoff: 1404 points
14. fisto: 1400 points
15. amputator: 1387 points
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Score:
261
 
 Scoo: Brixton's Only Skateshop
 Micro Jackson: I's the worst
 chhumphrey: Never heard of the term "skating the web"
 WaffleIron: This almost looks like a bottle of beer.
Image 178018   05-09-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
814
 
 Skinr: @Wet farts that's where he got his name
 Wet farts: Grimace looks like a giant butt plug
 Scoo: GET IN MAH BELLEH
 karmakat: the little child inside of me is SCREAMING in fear, right now!
 NoRagrets: McDonald's has taught him to crave the flesh of children.
 Micro Jackson: Nom nom nom nom
 chhumphrey: Ahh, the 70's, when things like this were seen as "good clean fun"
 WaffleIron: I grimaced.
Image 178017   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
549
 
 Eleftheros: graduate degrees work much the same way
 NoRagrets: He can now afford treatments.
 SomeCanadian: Cathy- out there making the bucks.
 Mr. Butt: capitalism.jpg
Image 178016   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
231
 
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar EEEEEGGS FOR BAAAAART
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Watch out for the grid there Homer.
 Snow Plow: D'oh!
 tib gubb: the history eraser button, you fool!
 hearsegirl: you eeeeedddiot!
 Mr. Butt: ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME
Image 178015   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
316
 
 Otterman: @Ulillillia Clap clap clap clap
 msmstud: That takes me back....went to a couple of these annual "computer fairs" in Albany & Schenectady, New York. Bought my brand-spanking-new PC version of Tomb Raider at one. (Real fake women have ed Got killer deal on some 100' ethernet cables at another. A superior shopping experience to CompUSA, gave me a (figurative) nerd nachos. In the era of Windows 95, dial-up was the default ISP we had, and around then I saw at least two guys had rows of 3.5" floppy disks for sale in long-ish cardboard boxes, labeled on the front "XXX 3 for $1" in marker.
 Science: GAMESTERS
 a robot: @WaffleIron That is true, but I ran away when I realized I'd have to live in Texas
 Flarmie: "Gamesters". I wonder why that terminology never caught on.
 Ulillillia: THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
 Amy Housewine: Ain't no small businessmen in Texas, son.
 WaffleIron: Some lucky computer shopper did take home @a robot, and found love in its little purple heart.
Image 178014   05-09-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
474
 
 Otterman: Boners are funny
 Call Of Pooty: As my Uncle Freddy always said, "You can't spell 'Amusement' without 'semen'"
 inthrees: I have to step back from this pic in order to take it all in. It's a lot to swallow.
 karmakat: women get in, they get pregnant. most guys get in, they come out feeling awkward.
 SomeCanadian: It's the same thing to a particular crowd.
 Derp Herpigan: Fully air conditioned
Image 178013   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
501
 
 ani625: @chhumphrey Like when Optimus Prime and Megatron fought with an axe and a mace
 a robot: The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways.....by force!
 chhumphrey: Advanced warriors, primitive weapons
 SomeCanadian: This is why I try not to owe money to @a robot
 Thyming: Dark Souls XXVII
 Ulillillia: The invasion came to a sudden halt when they all rusted in place.
Image 178012   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
916
 
 virtualman: Krang was embarrassed when his soldiers saw him without a body, and this was the body he designed to solve the problem, so we can only assume that in Dimension X this is a really cool body
 Radstarboom: Pull the lever Krang!
 Skaalar: Is that a Krang tentacle in your man panties or are you just happy to see me?
 a sedated moose: Oh my.
 Ulillillia: Paul Shaffer's secret identity
 VoR: @petepuma you're making me look like a dweeb?
 petepuma: dammit, dad
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait til you see beebop and rocksteady.
 a robot: Always good to cosplay to your body type.
Image 178011   05-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
582
 
 Schizoid: That cat really seems to be loving it.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "gimme all your snacks hooman... Or suffer the consequences..."; "yes sir, Mr Evil Kittycat"
 KrazyKat: Anything's a sex toy if....
 WaffleIron: "I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me!"
 Nopetology: Your suffering will be legendary.
Image 178010   05-09-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
215
 
 Sandor: Cats love it!
 Dorb: The kind of gal you can take home to your mother...
 Side Boob: She seems fun
Image 178009   05-09-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
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