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253874  Mad Collager: If you'd given me this with my breakfast, instead of after, I would even've sworn on a stack of pancakes. Really!

253877  Mad Collager: Hey, at least we don't take your children away.

253879  Mad Collager: Thanks, but I'd prefer you said Kee-ah-nu, not Canoe.

253869  Teechur: @Amy Housewine Mustard means someone else can read the book, too.

253881  Mad Collager: If they scaled it up a bit, and added an attractive base, it could be the award for worst anything - The Sucky.

253842  fanny: @a robot they all came as losers

253870  Ironass: Feline roulette. Will she like it, or will blood be dripping from your hand?

253847  Not A Bot: I don't get whiskey dick, but I do have a beer cock.

253877  Side Boob: Have some of your "prisoners with jobs" switched over to window cleaning.

253831  Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

253856  Side Boob: ACAB

253862  Side Boob: I did this, and I'm not seeing a change, and I bike to the Dairy Queen three times a day.

253876  Scoo: Classic Cark

253876  ignatz: Markc Wivvacy

253826  AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831  AlexDeLarge: @a robot weed helps

253869  DrinkMixMan: @Amy Housewine Highlighter?

253828  Joseph: This is nothing, osx actually stacks folders and icons if you run out of desktop and my wife's has more than 10 layers in some places.

253709  FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253871  charlemagne: how do they get him to look so lifelike

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253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

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253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.



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Score:
261
 
 Scoo: Brixton's Only Skateshop
 Micro Jackson: I's the worst
 chhumphrey: Never heard of the term "skating the web"
 WaffleIron: This almost looks like a bottle of beer.
Image 178018   05-09-17   Uploaded by    ignatz
Score:
814
 
 Skinr: @Wet farts that's where he got his name
 Wet farts: Grimace looks like a giant butt plug
 Scoo: GET IN MAH BELLEH
 karmakat: the little child inside of me is SCREAMING in fear, right now!
 NoRagrets: McDonald's has taught him to crave the flesh of children.
 Micro Jackson: Nom nom nom nom
 chhumphrey: Ahh, the 70's, when things like this were seen as "good clean fun"
 WaffleIron: I grimaced.
Image 178017   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
549
 
 Eleftheros: graduate degrees work much the same way
 NoRagrets: He can now afford treatments.
 SomeCanadian: Cathy- out there making the bucks.
 Mr. Butt: capitalism.jpg
Image 178016   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
231
 
 Mr. Butt: @Skaalar EEEEEGGS FOR BAAAAART
 Skaalar: @Mr. Butt Watch out for the grid there Homer.
 Snow Plow: D'oh!
 tib gubb: the history eraser button, you fool!
 hearsegirl: you eeeeedddiot!
 Mr. Butt: ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME
Image 178015   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
316
 
 Otterman: @Ulillillia Clap clap clap clap
 msmstud: That takes me back....went to a couple of these annual "computer fairs" in Albany & Schenectady, New York. Bought my brand-spanking-new PC version of Tomb Raider at one. (Real fake women have ed Got killer deal on some 100' ethernet cables at another. A superior shopping experience to CompUSA, gave me a (figurative) nerd nachos. In the era of Windows 95, dial-up was the default ISP we had, and around then I saw at least two guys had rows of 3.5" floppy disks for sale in long-ish cardboard boxes, labeled on the front "XXX 3 for $1" in marker.
 Science: GAMESTERS
 a robot: @WaffleIron That is true, but I ran away when I realized I'd have to live in Texas
 Flarmie: "Gamesters". I wonder why that terminology never caught on.
 Ulillillia: THE STARS AT NIGHT, ARE BIG AND BRIGHT
 Amy Housewine: Ain't no small businessmen in Texas, son.
 WaffleIron: Some lucky computer shopper did take home @a robot, and found love in its little purple heart.
Image 178014   05-09-17   Uploaded by    tritium
Score:
474
 
 Otterman: Boners are funny
 Dr Awkward: As my Uncle Freddy always said, "You can't spell 'Amusement' without 'semen'"
 inthrees: I have to step back from this pic in order to take it all in. It's a lot to swallow.
 karmakat: women get in, they get pregnant. most guys get in, they come out feeling awkward.
 SomeCanadian: It's the same thing to a particular crowd.
 Derp Herpigan: Fully air conditioned
Image 178013   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
501
 
 ani625: @chhumphrey Like when Optimus Prime and Megatron fought with an axe and a mace
 a robot: The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways.....by force!
 chhumphrey: Advanced warriors, primitive weapons
 SomeCanadian: This is why I try not to owe money to @a robot
 Thyming: Dark Souls XXVII
 Ulillillia: The invasion came to a sudden halt when they all rusted in place.
Image 178012   05-09-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
916
 
 virtualman: Krang was embarrassed when his soldiers saw him without a body, and this was the body he designed to solve the problem, so we can only assume that in Dimension X this is a really cool body
 Radstarboom: Pull the lever Krang!
 Skaalar: Is that a Krang tentacle in your man panties or are you just happy to see me?
 a sedated moose: Oh my.
 Ulillillia: Paul Shaffer's secret identity
 VoR: @petepuma you're making me look like a dweeb?
 petepuma: dammit, dad
 Dresdenkeogh: Wait til you see beebop and rocksteady.
 a robot: Always good to cosplay to your body type.
Image 178011   05-09-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
582
 
 Schizoid: That cat really seems to be loving it.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "gimme all your snacks hooman... Or suffer the consequences..."; "yes sir, Mr Evil Kittycat"
 KrazyKat: Anything's a sex toy if....
 WaffleIron: "I wanna know what love is, I want you to show me!"
 Nopetology: Your suffering will be legendary.
Image 178010   05-09-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
215
 
 Sandor: Cats love it!
 Dorb: The kind of gal you can take home to your mother...
 Side Boob: She seems fun
Image 178009   05-09-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
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