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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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11. Prombom: 1480 points
12. confession: 1456 points
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14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. Pizza: 1387 points
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Score:
1002
 
 Peach: inc pat
 a robot: @A duck Anyone who wouldn't is a monster. A MONSTER I SAY
 A duck: Would pet this dog.
Image 177852   05-08-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
754
 
 Ulillillia: Please give her space
 A duck: RIS (Rest In Space)
 A duck: RIP Laika
 ruiner: I 'Laika' the space dog!
 Annoying Vegan : @tib gubb "Everyone thinks their dog is the best dog, and everyone is right."
 Mr. Butt: Laika boss!
 tib gubb: the best dog?
Image 177851   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Tacorleone
Score:
436
 
 enfanta: I read the comments from the top down and it made me happy.
 Bob: I love people.
 Scoo: Neither do I
Image 177850   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
547
 
 werterland: I can't tell if there's actually a difference between the two, or if my brain is just conditioned to believe there's a difference and look for it.
 Beef Supreme: "Hi, Billy Mays here with the amazing power of Cropping! Want to look ten percent larger in profile pics to intimidate the trolls? Crop it!"
 wolfpk: They made a mistake, the one on the left is after.
 bug: When you are already perfect, there is nothing left to improve.
 CompletelyJoking: Looks like my mom in the 80s
 A duck: Look 20% more 80s mom in one week or your money back!
 DarkTeddy: You cant find this anywhere but on aggro
 itskando: Good
Image 177849   05-08-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
847
 
 XLY: "Huh? What was that billy? Set fire to the neighborhood!?"
 Prostata: goat? yep, rad vote!
 Skaalar: *ugh* sheep "vagina"
 Skaalar: "Your breath smells like cheap whisky and sheep beautiful people."
 Pudding: What a pedo, he's snuggling that kid!
 SomeCanadian: Baby goats are ra-a-a-a-ad
 A duck: There, there, little food beast.
Image 177848   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
1051
 
 Scoo: I want that as a fridge magnet poetry set
 tib gubb: i always knew poms were evil
 Ulillillia: Darkness imprisoning me, all that I see, absolute horror, I cannot live, I cannot die
 SomeCanadian: Philosoborkf
Image 177847   05-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Image 177846 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by shadebane. Boo, shadebane.
Score:
1437
 
 Wooden Spoon: $10 says people will trip over him on a regular basis at night.
 a robot: ALL HAIL HYPNOPUP
 Knice: DIS BOI MADE OF WOOF
 A duck: Autorad
Image 177845   05-08-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
1070
 
 hearsegirl: very rare batrataroo
 Horatio: Timothy was such a good friend, he got surgery to make Dumbo feel more normal.
 wolfpk: These aren't ears, they're wings.
 Wooden Spoon: Gustavmouse
 toaster: Ii looks like it can fly if it flaps its ears fast enough
 hearsegirl: what's that you say? yeah. great reception. never heard that before. ha ha
 SomeCanadian: Your dog looks sick
Image 177844   05-08-17   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
401
 
 CastleBravo: @carpwoman "Fvck Art".
 wolfpk: The sign say danger quick sand.
 Wooden Spoon: This is what Vermont looked like after Hurricane Irene
 a robot: @fakeusername "I've got a better idea. Get the hell out!"
 carpwoman: Art.
 fakeusername: You know, the problem here was water leakage. If you'd just buy a fifty-cent washer...
 SomeCanadian: There's a reason it's selling so cheap.
Image 177843   05-08-17   Uploaded by    tritium
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