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268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

268567  trelyate: Gyarados was almost named Skulkraken

268574  trelyate: she is brave enough to sit there

268586  Prostata: bartenders hate this one weird trick!

268589  Prostata: Vegas Golden Doggoknight

268577  Not A Bot: I put it on like a ghost costume and everybody shits in the pool.

268593  fumbduck: Is this snake dog venomous?

268591  fumbduck: Don't ask, then.

268571  VeeKay: Aka 'how I avoided the death penalty on holiday'.

268589  barfolomew: Sport dog is happy to be included.

268575  VeeKay: A Yahoo Broken Tufter

268585  MrBoffo: Where'dshego?

268586  MrBoffo: Just ring when you want to be totally ignored, asshole

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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11. Shay: 1501 points
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Score:
689
 
 Horatio: @tokyopig I'll rad for you.
 tokyopig: Auto rad for SEGA, oh wait hold up I made this one! No self-radding! Self radding is lame!
 PissedOff: @A duck rad for this
 A duck: RIP Sega
 Fancy Clown: They all forgot to bring a TV?
Image 177837   05-08-17   Uploaded by    tokyopig
Score:
351
 
 virtualman: The Moebius Slinky
 A duck: I used to have a spirograph too.
Image 177836   05-08-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
864
 
 wolfpk: He thought it was funny until he found out she had mono.
 Peach: Inside job. Stripe Shirt was in on it the whole time.
 tib gubb: next level maneuver
 Scoo: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE
 Amy Housewine: It seems funny until you realise that they've all been trapped in this pose for about a decade. This isn't a photo, this is camera footage.
 Zampano: Gotta sneak free booze so he doesn't feel so bad about being friend zoned.
Image 177835   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Pudding
Score:
282
 
 sparename: I've heard of 'knit your own muesli'..
Image 177834   05-08-17   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
548
 
 Wooden Spoon: DickBlot
 A duck: The horror of existence is too much, even for water.
 grizzly: 380
 Zampano: He's really losing it. Not that big of a deal, it's just condensation. Grab a rag and wipe his face out of existence.
Image 177833   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
1080
 
 Bill Rye: what is this, a lizard for ants??
 guccigucci: Wow, what a BIG THUMB!
 fanny: the smollest rad i've ever given
 Teechur: [tiny voice] Y R U SO BYG? @Scoo @grizzly
 Scoo: y r u so smol?
 grizzly: Why are you so small?
Image 177832   05-08-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
648
 
 yev: realiseing you' ve dropped out a month ago at 3:06 am
 A duck: @Teechur: spooning leads to forking, forking leads to knifing, and knifing leads to suffering.
 Derp Herpigan: This made me actually laugh.
 Teechur: Spooning leads to forking. You forked up your homework.
 gorilla: DOES NOT COMPUTE
Image 177831   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
651
 
 sparename: 3-2-1, you're back in the room #189617
 sporky: I saw this on the worst things for sale!
 werterland: I can already feel the hot grease scalding the roof of my mouth.
 werterland: @enfanta That is some hardcore nonsense.
 Peach: Why... but rad... but WHY?
 Borkf: @enfanta I didnt know they even served ice cream in prison. Oh, wait...
 Scoo: @sparename BRB GONNA TRY THIS
 enfanta: @jochenau The Penn State campus creamery won't let you mix flavors on a two scoop cone. Assholes.
 Skaalar: Shove it directly down my air hole. Just as hard as you can.
 sparename: I like to put chips (fries) in a pizza folded like a tortilla wrap
 Off Topic: This ice cream burns!
 jochenau: An ice cream place I went to recently told me I couldn't get regular ice cream in a waffle cone, only soft serve. As I was walking away from the counter with a cup of ice cream in hand, it occurred to me that this was patently stupid.
 Knice: [heavy being]
 Teechur: @Ulillillia @WTF [followed by "Another one, please."]
 Scoo: I suspect these began as an attempt to salvage a mistake.
 WTF: @Ulillillia [followed by exploding arteries]
 Ulillillia: [heavy breathing]
Image 177830   05-08-17   Uploaded by    Pudding
Score:
525
 
 jem: They look pissed off
 Wooden Spoon: @yev: That's because the moon landing was faked in the early 90's!!!
 Wooden Spoon: @yev: That's because the moon landing was faked in the early 90's!!!
 yev: this kitchen looks suspeciously modern for the 1960's fetishists meeting
 Side Boob: The Mercury 7 were some brave dudes.
 Amy Housewine: The first wave of microwave oven testers gave their lives so that we all might live conveniently.
 jochenau: And with our patented vacuum-sealing technology, your Cosmo-Corpse will keep fresh in the void of space almost indefinitely!
 grizzly: What a bunch of brave jerks.
 a robot: I want guy in front's boots!
 dangerous dave: The longer one scrutinizes those space suits, the less obvious it is that they actually did any good.
 jonz: I think I've seen this movie. It's a classic. "7 Angry Cosmonauts"
Image 177829   05-08-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
189
 
 itskando: Green eggyolkio and Ham
 Meow: mom?
 dangerous dave: Now *that's* a bad case of exuma.
 Mr. Pepper: The new Troma movie's poster looks promising.
Image 177828   05-08-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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