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268386  Zaxxoff: no baby can trap me! i'm going out for a pack of smokes!

268224  Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268385  Dr Awkward: Theyre missing the cartoonishly unrealistic villain. Though his wife seems to have made it.

268390  Dr Awkward: Death by the slice

268390  Knice: Grim Reapperoni

268393  Knice: @WetWilly God-damn, dude.

268394  Knice: Divergent soft-spot development. I hope.

268396  Knice: We need more Fuck Cops.

268397  Knice: So, a couple's walking in the park and the dude says "Impress me." She's like "Okay, I can talk to animals;" and he says "Really? Prove it!" So she goes over to a duck and says "Hello, you fuckin' duck." That's how we told these back in my day.

268386  Not A Bot: oh shit this is going to get crazy [FX: jumps off bridge]

268398  Knice: Here are some things.

268388  Knice: Sparkwomb is my signature bedroom move.

268385  a robot: .....no it doesn't

268371  Kaviri: Don't even at me dawg

268383  LurkedMoar: Th-axolotl

268378  Kaviri: You won't catch me slippin' up, that's for sure.

268369  Eleftheros: @Nope I legitimately thought it was ice cream.

268387  Kaviri: Anthony Fantano

268380  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268386  lecj07: @wordjones A naked dude fighting off a bunch of toddlers. Or, a naked baby juggler realizing he wasn't ready to try the under the leg toss.

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3. dangerkeith3000
4. Dr Awkward
5. Felicity
6. Shay
7. ignatz
8. VeeKay
9. Not A Bot
10. Micro Jackson



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Mexico: @Eleftheros Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. It's very good.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268156 Science: I call it... Derelicte!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268282 Rocky XLVII: @AlexDeLarge me also

268265 BavidDowie: Benereal Diseases

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!



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amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
fisto uploaded 268258 (756 points)
moogerator uploaded 268274 (722 points)
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 6. fanny: 2125 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 2018 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1640 points
11. Bacon Train: 1589 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
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14. east bay: 1480 points
15. originaluser: 1421 points
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Score:
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 Suburbanmom: God dammit...I might have a chance of vengeance!!!
 Mad Collager: Fight Children with Diabetes, because we know you're too wimpy to take on perfectly healthy children, you sicko!
 Amy Housewine: The only way we can defeat a horde of children is with diabetes.
 WaffleIron: The excercise helps keep their sugars down. It's not like we beat the shit out of them or anything, geez.
Image 177498   05-06-17   Uploaded by    FabricMan
Score:
283
 
 addend: "Can you find the snake?"
Image 177497   05-06-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
950
 
 mrwiffler: Famous last photos.
 gary: What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry
 a robot: Don't talk to me or my son ever again (because we'll maul you)
Image 177496   05-06-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
330
 
 Aemuli: Watch this, Jesus - here comes the good part!
 DrinkMixMan: So... he rented the porn I was in?
 BavidDowie: this closes the porn store
 Mexico: God is a tender pervert, and Jesus is a voyeur.
 WaffleIron: I got a real eye opener for him then!
 Scoo: Christ, what an asshole
Image 177495   05-06-17   Uploaded by    King Polly
Score:
474
 
 Ulillillia: No Uni-Blows
 Suburbanmom: I will attest that I have been waxing my son's eyebrows since he was 11...
Image 177494   05-06-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
462
 
 a robot: It's pining for the fjords!
 SkidSolo: Who Killed Cock Robin?
 yev: the recipe is vague, weird chicken stil pink inside
 SoyUnPerdedor: Christmas dinner bird malfunctioning
Image 177493   05-06-17   Uploaded by    Moe Burt
Score:
527
 
 Stom Premben: Thanks a lot, LHC
 Side Boob: *random ex-wife joke*
 Dick Inspector: What, AGAIN?!
 WotGives: Holy moldy!
 Nopetology: This was the ancestral home of the Sarlacc, before it was cast out and forced to endlessly wander the desert...
 WaffleIron: Quiet property, secluded area. Lawn is 8/10, but hard to mow.
Image 177491   05-06-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
717
 
 addend: Be a good boy and train your replacement.
Image 177490   05-06-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
712
 
 Amy Housewine: "I've gone too far this time..."
 scribbs: OH NOES!
Image 177489   05-06-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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