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268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.



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 whipwing: For all his flaws, I liked Rob Fords chin and hair.
 tritium: @Wooden Spoon aww, I'm just glad it's enjoyed!
 Wooden Spoon: @tritium: I'm frequently amazed that comments like yours don't get a million +'s. That is a hilarious comment.
 buffalo: Rest In Peace, my sweet prince.
 SpaceCow: This crack is makin' me thirsty.
 chhumphrey: @tritium I always got the two of them confused
 el jefe: and did about the same amount of crack
 tritium: It's in bad taste to make fat jokes, but Rob Ford always seemed like if Chris Farley wasn't acting.
Image 176674   05-02-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Image 176673 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hot hot dog. Boo, hot hot dog.
Score:
420
 
 KingTrebek: Chester's confused cousin
Image 176672   05-02-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
394
 
 Peter Pantsless: @XLY I (+)'ed your comment for use of the word "nerdlinger"
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice @el jefe I had a lot of fun with it. Although I will say that I probably played the gameboy advance version more. Great for long trips where I didn't have to drive. I still have that thing in the same box as my original gameboy, virtual boy, and sega nomad
 trelyate: Final Fantasy Tick-tocks
 SomeCanadian: Never! *HISSSS* @Meow
 XLY: I'd buy it if it used just the roman numerals and background art, I'm not a total dweebaboo nerdlinger but I've played at least 12 of those
 White Rice: @el jefe I was going to say that's a bold statement, but then I realized I never really see anyone on the spaceship talk about the final fantasy games. That might be a perfectly accepted sentiment around here, I don't have enough experience to know either way. I'll admit it was quite a bit different from the other games, but I think it was fine that way (though that damn perma-death always did bug me)
 el jefe: How is tactics the centerpiece? That game sucked.
 Meow: @SomeCanadian Yahtzee wants his joke back
 SomeCanadian: this takes all the guesswork out of when I have to be an androgynous teenager with stupid hair trying to kill God
 Thyming: Although the story was a ripoff of Star Wars, the combat of XII was probably one of the best.
Image 176671   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
139
 
 SomeCanadian: It's ontology-flavoured! @Thyming
 Thyming: Always sacrifice your purple goo for the almighty space Dorito.
Image 176670   05-02-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
330
 
 prius: @SomeCanadian actually [with which] unless she's on the radio..
 DrinkMixMan: Have they sucked it clean off?
 XLY: I can't tell if this is tumblr or twitter, but I'm guessing tumblr because I FEEL dumber immediately after reading it
 SomeCanadian: RAD for pedantry @ignatz
 bbbrandon: [at which]
Image 176669   05-02-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
420
 
 BILL DOOR: 'CAN I COME IN NOW, FRAN?' 'NO, NOT 'TIL YOU REMOVE THE MASK.' 'FRAN, COME ON.'
 piranharama: Oh yeah, soon as she gets off that lappy I'm gettin in there and hacking her datas.
 DrinkMixMan: Shudderstock
 XLY: *Shutterstalk
 funny in the wall: Bring out the gimp
 sparename: She's on-line shopping for a Gimp-Flap
 Thyming: "Mary, why don't you rush B?"
 bug: *tap tap* Susan, this role play just isn't going to work if you're not going to commit to the role. You're just sitting at a blank laptop. I can see the screen from here. Jesus, Susan you're standing in the kitchen with a turned-off laptop.
 chhumphrey: shutter indeed
 A duck: Yeah, yeah, I see you out there. Can't you murder me some other time? Right now I'm on Friendly Spaceship.
Image 176668   05-02-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
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 RogueLeader: @el jefe Are those, uh, good memories?
 el jefe: Is that a cigarette vending machine? Brings back memories of my mom sending me to get a pack at the bowling alley
 Cami: Deserve has nothing to do with it. Give me my refund.
 tib gubb: this would make 99.9% of tech support calls unnecessary.
 KingTrebek: Or if you put money into that empty vending machine
Image 176667   05-02-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
397
 
 confession: Eddie Fitzgerald?
 Ihminen: Yea Postman Pat is pretty cool
 fanny: 8-E
 Admiral Alan: happy 3rd birthday!
 chhumphrey: I don't know which is creepier, the look on his face or the face morph on the plate
 jochenau: it gets better with age...
 Knice: I feel ya, homie.
Image 176666   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
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 BavidDowie: can't be any worse than our current system
 Wooden Spoon: @Aemuli : Bernie Sanders for broadsword receiver 2020!
 deeeeeeeez: Didn't know the new King Arthur movie was directed by Al Gore...
 Science: Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...
 hajjpodge: @Aemuli Until you google what kind of people still own swords. Hint: they're the worst of the neckbeard subgenus of humanity.
 VoR: Water sword only once.
 chhumphrey: @a robot Bloody Peasant!
 a robot: @chhumphrey Help, help, I'm being repressed!
 Aemuli: This is actually starting to seem like a decent method for choosing a leader
 chhumphrey: @SomeCanadian Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
 SomeCanadian: Shut up, will you, SHUT UP! @Side Boob
 Side Boob: If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Image 176665   05-02-17   Uploaded by    maura
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