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269119  MrBoffo: Mom humor, amirite?

269083  BavidDowie: Coo-eee!

269087  Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward twist: hes ex wife was an english teacher who corrected him on things like that.

269097  Air Biscuit: @Theta Zero thats just a sign, you can use that entrance but they usually prefer you not because its dirty and cramped.

269104  BavidDowie: Arfro

269108  BavidDowie: Super bass

269089  lecj07: @sparename he's getting a file to smuggle back inside.

269104  lecj07: @Mr. Lizard Dog is probably wondering why everyone is laughing.

269105  wolfpk: Ying/Yang or 69?

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, the midwife was surprised.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, her father killed it dead. And now mary takes the lamb to school, between two chunks of break.

268716  Mr Bleak: @lecj07 Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck. She put them on the mantelpiece to see if they would Fffffall off.

269111  Prostata: @Fantasy last time i had to do that i broke the whole BOLT off but the nut didn't budge. Shit car and some asshat cross-threaded the nut

269109  MrBoffo: Amazon done got it all wrong - everybody under 18 knows these are from Juul Baby Products.

269121  shadebane: I wish she understood that she is the most important part of your new home

269112  Side Boob: Stop playing with your food!

269116  Zaxxoff: me when my kids bring a cold home from school

269055  Zaxxoff: your dog blinded himself

269058  Zaxxoff: one lone sperm on a solo mission. it's the last thing the egg will expect. it's defenses will fall like a house of cards, checkmate.

269097  Not A Bot: Fie.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.



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 SomeCanadian: It's ontology-flavoured! @Thyming
 Thyming: Always sacrifice your purple goo for the almighty space Dorito.
Image 176670   05-02-17   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
330
 
 prius: @SomeCanadian actually [with which] unless she's on the radio..
 DrinkMixMan: Have they sucked it clean off?
 XLY: I can't tell if this is tumblr or twitter, but I'm guessing tumblr because I FEEL dumber immediately after reading it
 SomeCanadian: RAD for pedantry @ignatz
 bbbrandon: [at which]
Image 176669   05-02-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
420
 
 BILL DOOR: 'CAN I COME IN NOW, FRAN?' 'NO, NOT 'TIL YOU REMOVE THE MASK.' 'FRAN, COME ON.'
 piranharama: Oh yeah, soon as she gets off that lappy I'm gettin in there and hacking her datas.
 DrinkMixMan: Shudderstock
 XLY: *Shutterstalk
 funny in the wall: Bring out the gimp
 sparename: She's on-line shopping for a Gimp-Flap
 Thyming: "Mary, why don't you rush B?"
 bug: *tap tap* Susan, this role play just isn't going to work if you're not going to commit to the role. You're just sitting at a blank laptop. I can see the screen from here. Jesus, Susan you're standing in the kitchen with a turned-off laptop.
 chhumphrey: shutter indeed
 A duck: Yeah, yeah, I see you out there. Can't you murder me some other time? Right now I'm on Friendly Spaceship.
Image 176668   05-02-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
262
 
 RogueLeader: @el jefe Are those, uh, good memories?
 el jefe: Is that a cigarette vending machine? Brings back memories of my mom sending me to get a pack at the bowling alley
 Cami: Deserve has nothing to do with it. Give me my refund.
 tib gubb: this would make 99.9% of tech support calls unnecessary.
 KingTrebek: Or if you put money into that empty vending machine
Image 176667   05-02-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
397
 
 confession: Eddie Fitzgerald?
 Ihminen: Yea Postman Pat is pretty cool
 fanny: 8-E
 Admiral Alan: happy 3rd birthday!
 chhumphrey: I don't know which is creepier, the look on his face or the face morph on the plate
 jochenau: it gets better with age...
 Knice: I feel ya, homie.
Image 176666   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
675
 
 BavidDowie: can't be any worse than our current system
 Wooden Spoon: @Aemuli : Bernie Sanders for broadsword receiver 2020!
 deeeeeeeez: Didn't know the new King Arthur movie was directed by Al Gore...
 Science: Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...
 hajjpodge: @Aemuli Until you google what kind of people still own swords. Hint: they're the worst of the neckbeard subgenus of humanity.
 VoR: Water sword only once.
 chhumphrey: @a robot Bloody Peasant!
 a robot: @chhumphrey Help, help, I'm being repressed!
 Aemuli: This is actually starting to seem like a decent method for choosing a leader
 chhumphrey: @SomeCanadian Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
 SomeCanadian: Shut up, will you, SHUT UP! @Side Boob
 Side Boob: If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Image 176665   05-02-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
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 Sauce Packets: I hope so because I am having a hard time with aging
 piranharama: "And f*cking millennials"
 Flirb Dampumple: stealing chalkboards from in front of bars
 SpaceCow: "Except for music, that's all garbage."
 Urn BooUrn: @Mr. Butt It raises more than just questions.
 McBomalds: I hope they are talking about old people sex
 ch: your odds of dying
 petepuma: CHEESE
 grizzly: Swinging
 fakeusername: Erosion? Moss? The study of geology?
 Mr. Butt: This raises more questions than it answers....
Image 176664   05-02-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
213
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: Maybe your lizard could make friends with the snake in Woody's boots.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: I have a lizard that likes living in my boots
 White Male: What's up, Docs?
Image 176663   05-02-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
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 Ihminen: @tritium Care to elaborate what you mean with that commen- *scrolls further down* OOOoH i get it!
 tritium: Yeah! You monsters, using a cat as a laptop table.
 Meow: This silhouette of Trump looks misshapen
Image 176662   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
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 BavidDowie: friggin' Masons
 SomeCanadian: Later Shitlords!
 fakeusername: that isn't how chess works at all!
Image 176661   05-02-17   Uploaded by    edvard
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