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268601  barfolomew: OFFICIAL EGGS

268603  barfolomew: At least they're all clothed.

268592  Joseph: It's not a rhinoceros.

268575  UltraBeverly: Choral music of North Korea (its awful)

268575  WannaBee: The oaf tour broke any?

268612  sparename: Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab

268613  sparename: Some bus-drivers will supposedly overshoot a bus-stop where 'ample' ladies are waiting so that they can watch the hurried bouncing in their mirrors

268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

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268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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Score:
330
 
 prius: @SomeCanadian actually [with which] unless she's on the radio..
 DrinkMixMan: Have they sucked it clean off?
 XLY: I can't tell if this is tumblr or twitter, but I'm guessing tumblr because I FEEL dumber immediately after reading it
 SomeCanadian: RAD for pedantry @ignatz
 bbbrandon: [at which]
Image 176669   05-02-17   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
420
 
 BILL DOOR: 'CAN I COME IN NOW, FRAN?' 'NO, NOT 'TIL YOU REMOVE THE MASK.' 'FRAN, COME ON.'
 piranharama: Oh yeah, soon as she gets off that lappy I'm gettin in there and hacking her datas.
 DrinkMixMan: Shudderstock
 XLY: *Shutterstalk
 funny in the wall: Bring out the gimp
 sparename: She's on-line shopping for a Gimp-Flap
 Thyming: "Mary, why don't you rush B?"
 bug: *tap tap* Susan, this role play just isn't going to work if you're not going to commit to the role. You're just sitting at a blank laptop. I can see the screen from here. Jesus, Susan you're standing in the kitchen with a turned-off laptop.
 chhumphrey: shutter indeed
 A duck: Yeah, yeah, I see you out there. Can't you murder me some other time? Right now I'm on Friendly Spaceship.
Image 176668   05-02-17   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
262
 
 RogueLeader: @el jefe Are those, uh, good memories?
 el jefe: Is that a cigarette vending machine? Brings back memories of my mom sending me to get a pack at the bowling alley
 Cami: Deserve has nothing to do with it. Give me my refund.
 tib gubb: this would make 99.9% of tech support calls unnecessary.
 KingTrebek: Or if you put money into that empty vending machine
Image 176667   05-02-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
397
 
 confession: Eddie Fitzgerald?
 Ihminen: Yea Postman Pat is pretty cool
 fanny: 8-E
 Admiral Alan: happy 3rd birthday!
 chhumphrey: I don't know which is creepier, the look on his face or the face morph on the plate
 jochenau: it gets better with age...
 Knice: I feel ya, homie.
Image 176666   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
675
 
 BavidDowie: can't be any worse than our current system
 Wooden Spoon: @Aemuli : Bernie Sanders for broadsword receiver 2020!
 deeeeeeeez: Didn't know the new King Arthur movie was directed by Al Gore...
 Science: Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite...
 hajjpodge: @Aemuli Until you google what kind of people still own swords. Hint: they're the worst of the neckbeard subgenus of humanity.
 VoR: Water sword only once.
 chhumphrey: @a robot Bloody Peasant!
 a robot: @chhumphrey Help, help, I'm being repressed!
 Aemuli: This is actually starting to seem like a decent method for choosing a leader
 chhumphrey: @SomeCanadian Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
 SomeCanadian: Shut up, will you, SHUT UP! @Side Boob
 Side Boob: If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Image 176665   05-02-17   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
376
 
 Sauce Packets: I hope so because I am having a hard time with aging
 piranharama: "And f*cking millennials"
 Flirb Dampumple: stealing chalkboards from in front of bars
 SpaceCow: "Except for music, that's all garbage."
 Urn BooUrn: @Mr. Butt It raises more than just questions.
 McBomalds: I hope they are talking about old people sex
 ch: your odds of dying
 petepuma: CHEESE
 grizzly: Swinging
 fakeusername: Erosion? Moss? The study of geology?
 Mr. Butt: This raises more questions than it answers....
Image 176664   05-02-17   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
213
 
 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: Maybe your lizard could make friends with the snake in Woody's boots.
 MyPasswordAintPassword: I have a lizard that likes living in my boots
 White Male: What's up, Docs?
Image 176663   05-02-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
319
 
 Ihminen: @tritium Care to elaborate what you mean with that commen- *scrolls further down* OOOoH i get it!
 tritium: Yeah! You monsters, using a cat as a laptop table.
 Meow: This silhouette of Trump looks misshapen
Image 176662   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
143
 
 BavidDowie: friggin' Masons
 SomeCanadian: Later Shitlords!
 fakeusername: that isn't how chess works at all!
Image 176661   05-02-17   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
675
 
 BILL DOOR: @SomeCanadian YES, THAT CAT IS NICE.
 SomeCanadian: Guessing the nice cat is accurate, though. @BILL DOOR
 BILL DOOR: @SomeCanadian NEGATIVE. TOO MUCH HAIR. TOO MUCH FLESH. NOT ENOUGH BONES. ALSO, I DON'T USE APPLE PRODUCTS, THEY ARE PRODUCED IN ABHORRENT WORKING CONDITIONS BY UNDERPAID, UNDERAGE LABORERS.
 Ronick: testicular cancer shield
 hajjpodge: Win-win for the cat. Heater on top, human slave heater underneath.
 SomeCanadian: I'm guessing this is @BILL DOOR in his native environment
 sparename: Cattop computing
 Mr. Butt: Cats gonna cat
 Sage: I thunk he'e got it bsckward.
Image 176660   05-02-17   Uploaded by    fisto
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