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254201  Teechur: Yeah, so? How 'bout if I start checking YOUR browser history?

254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

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254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.



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 Suburbanmom: A real man would just carry his car home...Wuss!
 Ihminen: "my amphibious car project didn't go as planned... i forgot to make it waterproof but i did install a subwoofer in the back!"
 enfanta: I think you flooded it. I'll see myself out.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "gotta make sure my windshield is clean..."
Image 176552   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
378
 
 Science: @funny in the wall: It was all the coke they were doing. NYPD was all dirty cops in the 70's and 80's.
 Shay: Taking the Q Train to the Blue Oyster.
 ChubbyBuddy: @funny in the wall mustache attracts crumbs wh1ch reduces calor1e 1ntake
 funny in the wall: @SomeCanadian @SoyUnPerdedor they also seem to be in better shape than their contemporaries. Could it be the mustache?
 piranharama: Is this the Village People?
 SoyUnPerdedor: @funny in the wall hahaha, beat me to it
 SoyUnPerdedor: @SomeCanadian yeah... for moustaches
 SomeCanadian: The 80s were truly a blessed time
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless those mustaches tho
 Peter Pantsless: "We are the worst anti-graffiti task force ever."
Image 176551   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
205
 
 mammal883: So, what's 1 across?
Image 176550   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
510
 
 funny in the wall: shoe mew (it's an ear rhyme)
Image 176549   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
537
 
 Ironass: That's one old woofer to be hiking that much. I'm tired just looking at him.
 Nope: I dont want to sniff I want to sleep why did you make me do this?!
Image 176548   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
400
 
 ChubbyBuddy: NSA = Nasty Sh1t Aud1ence
 tib gubb: all we've really found out is that 2 out of 10 of them seem to enjoy it
 scribbs: Everybody knows you do it when they see your orange-stained keyboard.
Image 176547   05-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
855
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Himesama you should shave
 piranharama: Eeee-heeheeheeeee!
 Himesama: How I come out in every family photo.
 itskando: This guy commits shenanigans. Can't say why, but I have a hunch
Image 176546   05-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
385
 
 KrazyKat: 5. Resist urge to bite down.
 Shay: Truman Capote loves his leapin' lizards.
 trelyate: works better on a penis
 Mr. Shine: Or, you know, don't.
 enfanta: Radded for nostalgia. I had this on my wall as a teenager.
 itskando: Directions concise. Dick stuck in nothing. Died from reptilian bacteria
 grizzly: Lizard balloons!
Image 176545   05-01-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
191
 
 Bob: Burn that bridge when you get to it.
 enfanta: @Dr Awkward don't be gephyrophobic!
 Dr Awkward: Go on. Cross that bridge when you come to it. A short one even.
Image 176544   05-01-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
907
 
 Mr. Butt: #176709 return flight
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt can't wait!
 Hosebag: @Teechur *sniff*
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly ...and it's done and uploaded (brought to you on behalf of the Guinness corporation).
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly it's in progress...
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt oh man, please do. He is a medium build dark brown hair (salt and pepper style) mid fifties white guy. He is also hard of hearing. I just wanted to throw that bit in to see what might come of it. If the news article had a picture of him, I would totally share it...
 piranharama: @Mr. Butt Oh lord yes
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly Briefly describe what your dad looks like...I'm doing a drunk MS paint of the incident
 grizzly: @Wet farts @Mr. Butt @scribbs The best part is, the local paper wrote a story about the missing red panda and made it a point to say that he crashed his drone during the search.
 Wet farts: @grizzly @Mr. Butt couldn't agree more. I actually laughed out loud when I read that comment.
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly I sincerely hope this becomes today's top comment, that's fucking hilarious :D
 scribbs: @grizzly That is a fun story. I laughed at the crashed-the-drone part. That must have been embarrassing :-)
 grizzly: Fun story. My local zoo "misplaced" one of their red pandas not too long ago. My father who had just started a for-hire drone service offered to help locate the animal which was believed to be in trees surrounding the zoo. He showed up, explained his "operation" to some zoo official, then crashed his drone within minutes. The red panda was never found.
 tib gubb: MEEP
 Teechur: Don't snoot that finger! You don't know where it's been!
 itskando: Boop
Image 176543   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
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