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216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

216604  Shay: (DO NOT SHAKE)

216629  Knice: Saucy!

216621  SpaceCow: The Batboy goes to a costume party dressed as Pugsley.

216631  Knice: Looks like a rather loveless coupling there. :-(

216623  SpaceCow: For one, Fred, you clearly don't know know the difference between capital and lowercase letters. Also, because mommy needs time to polish off her wine.

216630  genius: Thats more depressing to look at than anything, funny wouldnt come as my first thought

216613  Shay: Tell me where it Hertz.

216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

216629  bobby: Mott's too thanks

216578  FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.

216620  grizzly: Has George Lucas gone too far?

216554  well duh: That kid will never make it into Congress now. Could still be President, tho.

216560  well duh: A drop or two of green food coloring and a little peppermint extract and you're good to go.

216617  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D

216627  trucker: Oh, man. Now I want to go play some animal crossing.

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216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.



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Score:
181
 
 Suburbanmom: A real man would just carry his car home...Wuss!
 Ihminen: "my amphibious car project didn't go as planned... i forgot to make it waterproof but i did install a subwoofer in the back!"
 enfanta: I think you flooded it. I'll see myself out.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "gotta make sure my windshield is clean..."
Image 176552   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
321
 
 Science: @funny in the wall: It was all the coke they were doing. NYPD was all dirty cops in the 70's and 80's.
 Shay: Taking the Q Train to the Blue Oyster.
 ChubbyBuddy: @funny in the wall mustache attracts crumbs wh1ch reduces calor1e 1ntake
 funny in the wall: @SomeCanadian @SoyUnPerdedor they also seem to be in better shape than their contemporaries. Could it be the mustache?
 piranharama: Is this the Village People?
 SoyUnPerdedor: @funny in the wall hahaha, beat me to it
 SoyUnPerdedor: @SomeCanadian yeah... for moustaches
 SomeCanadian: The 80s were truly a blessed time
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless those mustaches tho
 Peter Pantsless: "We are the worst anti-graffiti task force ever."
Image 176551   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
205
 
 mammal883: So, what's 1 across?
Image 176550   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
482
 
 funny in the wall: shoe mew (it's an ear rhyme)
Image 176549   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
537
 
 Ironass: That's one old woofer to be hiking that much. I'm tired just looking at him.
 Nope: I dont want to sniff I want to sleep why did you make me do this?!
Image 176548   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
400
 
 ChubbyBuddy: NSA = Nasty Sh1t Aud1ence
 tib gubb: all we've really found out is that 2 out of 10 of them seem to enjoy it
 scribbs: Everybody knows you do it when they see your orange-stained keyboard.
Image 176547   05-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
827
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Himesama you should shave
 piranharama: Eeee-heeheeheeeee!
 Himesama: How I come out in every family photo.
 itskando: This guy commits shenanigans. Can't say why, but I have a hunch
Image 176546   05-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
385
 
 KrazyKat: 5. Resist urge to bite down.
 Shay: Truman Capote loves his leapin' lizards.
 trelyate: works better on a penis
 Mr. Shine: Or, you know, don't.
 enfanta: Radded for nostalgia. I had this on my wall as a teenager.
 itskando: Directions concise. Dick stuck in nothing. Died from reptilian bacteria
 grizzly: Lizard balloons!
Image 176545   05-01-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
162
 
 Bob: Burn that bridge when you get to it.
 enfanta: @Dr Awkward don't be gephyrophobic!
 Dr Awkward: Go on. Cross that bridge when you come to it. A short one even.
Image 176544   05-01-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
907
 
 Mr. Butt: #176709 return flight
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt can't wait!
 Hosebag: @Teechur *sniff*
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly ...and it's done and uploaded (brought to you on behalf of the Guinness corporation).
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly it's in progress...
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt oh man, please do. He is a medium build dark brown hair (salt and pepper style) mid fifties white guy. He is also hard of hearing. I just wanted to throw that bit in to see what might come of it. If the news article had a picture of him, I would totally share it...
 piranharama: @Mr. Butt Oh lord yes
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly Briefly describe what your dad looks like...I'm doing a drunk MS paint of the incident
 grizzly: @Wet farts @Mr. Butt @scribbs The best part is, the local paper wrote a story about the missing red panda and made it a point to say that he crashed his drone during the search.
 Wet farts: @grizzly @Mr. Butt couldn't agree more. I actually laughed out loud when I read that comment.
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly I sincerely hope this becomes today's top comment, that's fucking hilarious :D
 scribbs: @grizzly That is a fun story. I laughed at the crashed-the-drone part. That must have been embarrassing :-)
 grizzly: Fun story. My local zoo "misplaced" one of their red pandas not too long ago. My father who had just started a for-hire drone service offered to help locate the animal which was believed to be in trees surrounding the zoo. He showed up, explained his "operation" to some zoo official, then crashed his drone within minutes. The red panda was never found.
 tib gubb: MEEP
 Teechur: Don't snoot that finger! You don't know where it's been!
 itskando: Boop
Image 176543   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
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