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268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

268617  wolfpk: A brain test. Normal sees a man reading a book. A pervert sees a man getting a blow job. Me? I plead the fith.

268624  Fiveninety: nope

268621  wolfpk: I couldn't resist to wiggle

268600  Not A Bot: It certainly IS a badvote.

268625  Incubi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

268610  WannaBee: I literally feel the same way.

268578  Side Boob: Most families only do emotional damage. These guys are really going the extra mile.

268624  WannaBee: What the fuck? At least she's using protection.

268622  Incubi: Inception 2: The College Years

268624  Dr. Bathroom: Abortion: Charlton Heston style.

268589  Incubi: I like the Knights and all. But that dog should be wearing a fin, is all I'm saying...

268595  Side Boob: Thanks, eh

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.



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Score:
181
 
 Suburbanmom: A real man would just carry his car home...Wuss!
 Ihminen: "my amphibious car project didn't go as planned... i forgot to make it waterproof but i did install a subwoofer in the back!"
 enfanta: I think you flooded it. I'll see myself out.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "gotta make sure my windshield is clean..."
Image 176552   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
378
 
 Science: @funny in the wall: It was all the coke they were doing. NYPD was all dirty cops in the 70's and 80's.
 Shay: Taking the Q Train to the Blue Oyster.
 ChubbyBuddy: @funny in the wall mustache attracts crumbs wh1ch reduces calor1e 1ntake
 funny in the wall: @SomeCanadian @SoyUnPerdedor they also seem to be in better shape than their contemporaries. Could it be the mustache?
 piranharama: Is this the Village People?
 SoyUnPerdedor: @funny in the wall hahaha, beat me to it
 SoyUnPerdedor: @SomeCanadian yeah... for moustaches
 SomeCanadian: The 80s were truly a blessed time
 funny in the wall: @Peter Pantsless those mustaches tho
 Peter Pantsless: "We are the worst anti-graffiti task force ever."
Image 176551   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
205
 
 mammal883: So, what's 1 across?
Image 176550   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
510
 
 funny in the wall: shoe mew (it's an ear rhyme)
Image 176549   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
537
 
 Ironass: That's one old woofer to be hiking that much. I'm tired just looking at him.
 Nope: I dont want to sniff I want to sleep why did you make me do this?!
Image 176548   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
400
 
 ChubbyBuddy: NSA = Nasty Sh1t Aud1ence
 tib gubb: all we've really found out is that 2 out of 10 of them seem to enjoy it
 scribbs: Everybody knows you do it when they see your orange-stained keyboard.
Image 176547   05-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
855
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Himesama you should shave
 piranharama: Eeee-heeheeheeeee!
 Himesama: How I come out in every family photo.
 itskando: This guy commits shenanigans. Can't say why, but I have a hunch
Image 176546   05-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
385
 
 KrazyKat: 5. Resist urge to bite down.
 Shay: Truman Capote loves his leapin' lizards.
 trelyate: works better on a penis
 Mr. Shine: Or, you know, don't.
 enfanta: Radded for nostalgia. I had this on my wall as a teenager.
 itskando: Directions concise. Dick stuck in nothing. Died from reptilian bacteria
 grizzly: Lizard balloons!
Image 176545   05-01-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
191
 
 Bob: Burn that bridge when you get to it.
 enfanta: @Dr Awkward don't be gephyrophobic!
 bag o bones: Go on. Cross that bridge when you come to it. A short one even.
Image 176544   05-01-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
907
 
 Mr. Butt: #176709 return flight
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt can't wait!
 Hosebag: @Teechur *sniff*
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly ...and it's done and uploaded (brought to you on behalf of the Guinness corporation).
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly it's in progress...
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt oh man, please do. He is a medium build dark brown hair (salt and pepper style) mid fifties white guy. He is also hard of hearing. I just wanted to throw that bit in to see what might come of it. If the news article had a picture of him, I would totally share it...
 piranharama: @Mr. Butt Oh lord yes
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly Briefly describe what your dad looks like...I'm doing a drunk MS paint of the incident
 grizzly: @Wet farts @Mr. Butt @scribbs The best part is, the local paper wrote a story about the missing red panda and made it a point to say that he crashed his drone during the search.
 Wet farts: @grizzly @Mr. Butt couldn't agree more. I actually laughed out loud when I read that comment.
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly I sincerely hope this becomes today's top comment, that's fucking hilarious :D
 scribbs: @grizzly That is a fun story. I laughed at the crashed-the-drone part. That must have been embarrassing :-)
 grizzly: Fun story. My local zoo "misplaced" one of their red pandas not too long ago. My father who had just started a for-hire drone service offered to help locate the animal which was believed to be in trees surrounding the zoo. He showed up, explained his "operation" to some zoo official, then crashed his drone within minutes. The red panda was never found.
 tib gubb: MEEP
 Teechur: Don't snoot that finger! You don't know where it's been!
 itskando: Boop
Image 176543   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
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