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268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

268371  addend: "But it's an upside-down V." / "IDGAF."

268374  addend: (Scores several three pointers.)

268265  smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

268388  addend: Just keep one eye on the road and one on the zippityclock.

268288  smusher: Damn hipsters

268396  addend: @a robot Mmm, hot buttered...

268399  addend: (Stops texting. Resumes regular life.)

268401  addend: @Knice That's exactly what the deer said. Right on topic.

268408  Air Biscuit: *sneaks up in parking lot and sticks an F sticker on there...

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268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

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268265 smusher: I used to know a girl who could sing Aria 62

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Score:
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 mammal883: So, what's 1 across?
Image 176550   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
510
 
 funny in the wall: shoe mew (it's an ear rhyme)
Image 176549   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Mr Bleak
Score:
537
 
 Ironass: That's one old woofer to be hiking that much. I'm tired just looking at him.
 Nope: I dont want to sniff I want to sleep why did you make me do this?!
Image 176548   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
400
 
 ChubbyBuddy: NSA = Nasty Sh1t Aud1ence
 tib gubb: all we've really found out is that 2 out of 10 of them seem to enjoy it
 scribbs: Everybody knows you do it when they see your orange-stained keyboard.
Image 176547   05-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
855
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Himesama you should shave
 piranharama: Eeee-heeheeheeeee!
 Himesama: How I come out in every family photo.
 itskando: This guy commits shenanigans. Can't say why, but I have a hunch
Image 176546   05-01-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
385
 
 KrazyKat: 5. Resist urge to bite down.
 Shay: Truman Capote loves his leapin' lizards.
 trelyate: works better on a penis
 Mr. Shine: Or, you know, don't.
 enfanta: Radded for nostalgia. I had this on my wall as a teenager.
 itskando: Directions concise. Dick stuck in nothing. Died from reptilian bacteria
 grizzly: Lizard balloons!
Image 176545   05-01-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
191
 
 Bob: Burn that bridge when you get to it.
 enfanta: @Dr Awkward don't be gephyrophobic!
 bag o bones: Go on. Cross that bridge when you come to it. A short one even.
Image 176544   05-01-17   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
907
 
 Mr. Butt: #176709 return flight
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt can't wait!
 Hosebag: @Teechur *sniff*
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly ...and it's done and uploaded (brought to you on behalf of the Guinness corporation).
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly it's in progress...
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt oh man, please do. He is a medium build dark brown hair (salt and pepper style) mid fifties white guy. He is also hard of hearing. I just wanted to throw that bit in to see what might come of it. If the news article had a picture of him, I would totally share it...
 piranharama: @Mr. Butt Oh lord yes
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly Briefly describe what your dad looks like...I'm doing a drunk MS paint of the incident
 grizzly: @Wet farts @Mr. Butt @scribbs The best part is, the local paper wrote a story about the missing red panda and made it a point to say that he crashed his drone during the search.
 Wet farts: @grizzly @Mr. Butt couldn't agree more. I actually laughed out loud when I read that comment.
 Mr. Butt: @grizzly I sincerely hope this becomes today's top comment, that's fucking hilarious :D
 scribbs: @grizzly That is a fun story. I laughed at the crashed-the-drone part. That must have been embarrassing :-)
 grizzly: Fun story. My local zoo "misplaced" one of their red pandas not too long ago. My father who had just started a for-hire drone service offered to help locate the animal which was believed to be in trees surrounding the zoo. He showed up, explained his "operation" to some zoo official, then crashed his drone within minutes. The red panda was never found.
 tib gubb: MEEP
 Teechur: Don't snoot that finger! You don't know where it's been!
 itskando: Boop
Image 176543   05-01-17   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
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 A duck: @Bill Rye: I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret
 Bill Rye: Wu-Tang
 itskando: Good guy finger guns cloud
 tib gubb: Rod, Tod...
Image 176542   05-01-17   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
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 Mr. Butt: Graphic Design is my passion.
 SpaceCow: This is why we border text, children.
 Hosebag: The puck stops here.
Image 176541   05-01-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
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