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257674  Dreforian: The lead singer of Snake Church making a rare public appearance.

257676  Dreforian: *Message was found locked in a room with no key*

257700  Robespierre: The shame returns ... without the words this time, though

257677  Spazstatic: This got too real...

257701  Not A Bot: Yay!!! Goggies!!! (leave me alone, it's late and I'm too tired to be snarky)

257682  Dreforian: Who knew dogs were height-vampires?

257707  Peter Pantsless: I love spaghetti-os!

257687  Robespierre: Steve Busckitty

257708  Peter Pantsless: Same

257692  Robespierre: Aye, 'tis

257697  Dreforian: You seem to have a pug on your mug!

257696  Robespierre: Especially if it's raining

257696  grizzly: Public masturbation.

257652  Robespierre: @Mr. Butt Uh, no.

257686  kazzy94: Lucas films presents....

257652  Mr. Butt: @Robespierre Classmate of mine runs a Facebook page called The Real American Dadass, if that's your thing.

257670  Mr. Butt: Anyone watch the Game Grumps episode from a couple days ago where they just looked at old Sonic comics? Highly recommended, they're weirder than you remember.

257686  Mad Collager: The Mattress Warehouse near me had a sign that once said "Mattress are". I wanted to bring a sad roll of vinyl to them and ask,"Could I please have some mattress air?"

257695  Dr. Bathroom: Welcome to Flavorshire.

257688  Mad Collager: In this case, you've quite the user name/comment combo.

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257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 Side Boob: Gin and Juice

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?



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Score:
492
 
 funny in the wall: @Hokie333 souper
 addend: Guy in 301 had to wash 2 loads. He put the first load in the washer, dumped the next one outside for a while, posted the bogus note, then brought back the second load to wash. Now all his neighbors make friendly eye contact and greet him respectfully when passing by. #lifehack
 nanananana: That's a cool band-aid.
 Cami: @dangerous dave He may just be one of those guys who would be happy to explain the facts of life to a jerk.
 Cami: @dangerous dave ...or the guy in 301 is an ill-tempered MMA fighter.
 Hokie333: @Teechur I only know about gazpacho because of Red Dwarf.
 dangerous dave: I think it was a bad idea to put the room number at the bottom. Unless of course, the guy who wrote the note is also getting even with a guy who lives in 301 -- in which case, bonus points for style.
 scribbs: @Teechur Credit where credit is due: I ripped off a Venture Bros. quote: quotes.net/show-quote/…
 Teechur: @scribbs Who the heck even thinks about gazpacho? I lolled IRL! (I love gazpacho, btw.)
 scribbs: @ignatz Like gazpacho.
 ignatz: Revenge is a dish best served cold
Image 176395   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
910
 
 Mr. Whiskers: These are knitted right? It's not just the resolution of the pic, yeah?
 scribbs: I laughed out loud.
 Dr Awkward: Some tiny white poop doilies would complete this scene
Image 176394   04-30-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
46
 
 Dr Awkward: Sounds like a case of "sportball fever"
Image 176393   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
258
 
 BavidDowie: @dangerkeith3000 new Avatar looking...
 taiko: I see lots of blue labia. But maybe that's just me. Not gross, but a little weird.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 :-)
 Hokie333: @scribbs I was just gonna go with "both" but thought "yes" was slightly funnier. I regret nothing.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 Again, I apologize. That was rude of me.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 Miss Manners said that giving unsolicited advice is one of the most rude things a person can do. I apologize for being rude. In English "or" is XOR; it's exclusive. When you use that joke, you sound like someone remarking about a cold day in January with "So much for global warming!" Mixing terms-of-art with plain English just gives people cause to judge you; it's rarely funny.
 WaffleIron: Blue pasta waffle.
 Bast Relief: Whatever it is, it looks used.
 dangerous dave: It's probably nothing but I just wanna get this checked out, thanks.
 scribbs: @Theta Zero That's a relief.
 Theta Zero: @scribbs It looks like mushed up Fruit Roll-ups shaped into a square. So it's, uh, neutral.
 Hokie333: @scribbs yes.
 scribbs: Is this neat or gross?
Image 176392   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
373
 
 BavidDowie: if only these could be whirrled
 Dreforian: @eider plus for the sheer audacity
 eider: @Knice You should give peas a chance.
 Bast Relief: I post #Resist all the time, but this is probably more accurate.
 Darmstadtium: I don't like peas, they are evil
 Knice: I'd prefer to rest in corn. :-)
Image 176391   04-30-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
381
 
 avemaria: Remember McDonalds Commandrons?
 Borkf: This is my ideal car from when I was 5.
 WaffleIron: The next Star Trek movie will feature a shuttlecraft that converts into a sports car.
 Prostata: do want
 dangerous dave: @tritium I think I see the shadow of a fourth wheel in the back, there.
 tritium: The 2019 Robin Reliant.
Image 176390   04-30-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
235
 
 WaffleIron: I watched a documentary about crystal skulls and learned that they will give a Phd to anybody.
 jochenau: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of what no Spielberg no just NO STOP WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO INDIANA JONES.
 Skinr: you're my son, Mutt, and I love you
Image 176389   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
492
 
 addend: "Can you believe it - We have the same eyeglass prescription!"
 Himesama: @Teechur * Comment below meant for you and @Cami
 Himesama: @Himesama @Cami Good one dudes.
 a robot: Either one guy needs to roll his sleeves up or the other guy needs to roll his sleeves down, for maximum matchyness
 Cami: @Himesama @Teechur I only have one son so he gets all the resources that twins would have to share.
 Teechur: @Himesama We treat our twins so differently, they are 2 years apart in age.
 Himesama: @Teechur Me too my sons never wore matching outfits or even got the same haircut
 scribbs: @Knice Grandrad grandplad granddads?
 Teechur: I think it's cruel to dress twins in identical clothing.
 Knice: Raid plaid daids.
Image 176388   04-30-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
44
 
 BavidDowie: maybe they've been trying, jerks
 WaffleIron: If you buy them already showing the result you want you'll be happier for a while.
 Suburbanmom: Now THIS is a good day!
 Dr Awkward: @Sally and good for him too!
 Sally: Good for her.
Image 176387   04-30-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
202
 
 addend: I did. It was me. Sorry.
 Suburbanmom: @Theta Zero Filth Destroyer IS a pretty good name!
 WTF: @Teechur Her eggs may be angry!
 ignatz: Odor!
 Teechur: Perhaps not the woman from #176387
 Sally: Who peed in my poo?
 Theta Zero: Filth Destroyer is a pretty good death metal name.
Image 176386   04-30-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
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