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268573  Teechur: @Teechur Nope. I just let Bella the WonderDog in. Apparently it's raining here.

268573  Teechur: I can smell that wet dog from here.

268571  Teechur: Is this advice or two separate ideas?

268526  VeeKay: That poor doggo isn't going to get many walkies I'm guessing.

268570  VeeKay: Adeva Kedavra in Harry Potter universe, also Harry only ever does Expelliumus so Ron would be fineeee

268571  Amy Housewine: You're not my supervisor.

268567  San DoDo: This is how I picture Korrok, just chillin' climbing over a mountain in true form

268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

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Score:
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 funny in the wall: @Hokie333 souper
 addend: Guy in 301 had to wash 2 loads. He put the first load in the washer, dumped the next one outside for a while, posted the bogus note, then brought back the second load to wash. Now all his neighbors make friendly eye contact and greet him respectfully when passing by. #lifehack
 nanananana: That's a cool band-aid.
 Cami: @dangerous dave He may just be one of those guys who would be happy to explain the facts of life to a jerk.
 Cami: @dangerous dave ...or the guy in 301 is an ill-tempered MMA fighter.
 Hokie333: @Teechur I only know about gazpacho because of Red Dwarf.
 dangerous dave: I think it was a bad idea to put the room number at the bottom. Unless of course, the guy who wrote the note is also getting even with a guy who lives in 301 -- in which case, bonus points for style.
 scribbs: @Teechur Credit where credit is due: I ripped off a Venture Bros. quote: quotes.net/show-quote/…
 Teechur: @scribbs Who the heck even thinks about gazpacho? I lolled IRL! (I love gazpacho, btw.)
 scribbs: @ignatz Like gazpacho.
 Cyka: Revenge is a dish best served cold
Image 176395   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Score:
910
 
 Mr. Whiskers: These are knitted right? It's not just the resolution of the pic, yeah?
 scribbs: I laughed out loud.
 canada: Some tiny white poop doilies would complete this scene
Image 176394   04-30-17   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
46
 
 redbranch: Sounds like a case of "sportball fever"
Image 176393   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
258
 
 BavidDowie: @dangerkeith3000 new Avatar looking...
 taiko: I see lots of blue labia. But maybe that's just me. Not gross, but a little weird.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 :-)
 Hokie333: @scribbs I was just gonna go with "both" but thought "yes" was slightly funnier. I regret nothing.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 Again, I apologize. That was rude of me.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 Miss Manners said that giving unsolicited advice is one of the most rude things a person can do. I apologize for being rude. In English "or" is XOR; it's exclusive. When you use that joke, you sound like someone remarking about a cold day in January with "So much for global warming!" Mixing terms-of-art with plain English just gives people cause to judge you; it's rarely funny.
 WaffleIron: Blue pasta waffle.
 Bast Relief: Whatever it is, it looks used.
 dangerous dave: It's probably nothing but I just wanna get this checked out, thanks.
 scribbs: @Theta Zero That's a relief.
 jonz: @scribbs It looks like mushed up Fruit Roll-ups shaped into a square. So it's, uh, neutral.
 Hokie333: @scribbs yes.
 scribbs: Is this neat or gross?
Image 176392   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
373
 
 BavidDowie: if only these could be whirrled
 Dreforian: @eider plus for the sheer audacity
 eider: @Knice You should give peas a chance.
 Bast Relief: I post #Resist all the time, but this is probably more accurate.
 Darmstadtium: I don't like peas, they are evil
 Knice: I'd prefer to rest in corn. :-)
Image 176391   04-30-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
381
 
 avemaria: Remember McDonalds Commandrons?
 Borkf: This is my ideal car from when I was 5.
 WaffleIron: The next Star Trek movie will feature a shuttlecraft that converts into a sports car.
 Prostata: do want
 dangerous dave: @tritium I think I see the shadow of a fourth wheel in the back, there.
 tritium: The 2019 Robin Reliant.
Image 176390   04-30-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
235
 
 WaffleIron: I watched a documentary about crystal skulls and learned that they will give a Phd to anybody.
 jochenau: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of what no Spielberg no just NO STOP WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO INDIANA JONES.
 Skinr: you're my son, Mutt, and I love you
Image 176389   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
492
 
 addend: "Can you believe it - We have the same eyeglass prescription!"
 Himesama: @Teechur * Comment below meant for you and @Cami
 Himesama: @Himesama @Cami Good one dudes.
 a robot: Either one guy needs to roll his sleeves up or the other guy needs to roll his sleeves down, for maximum matchyness
 Cami: @Himesama @Teechur I only have one son so he gets all the resources that twins would have to share.
 Teechur: @Himesama We treat our twins so differently, they are 2 years apart in age.
 Himesama: @Teechur Me too my sons never wore matching outfits or even got the same haircut
 scribbs: @Knice Grandrad grandplad granddads?
 Teechur: I think it's cruel to dress twins in identical clothing.
 Knice: Raid plaid daids.
Image 176388   04-30-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
44
 
 BavidDowie: maybe they've been trying, jerks
 WaffleIron: If you buy them already showing the result you want you'll be happier for a while.
 Suburbanmom: Now THIS is a good day!
 epitasis: @Sally and good for him too!
 Sally: Good for her.
Image 176387   04-30-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
202
 
 addend: I did. It was me. Sorry.
 Suburbanmom: @Theta Zero Filth Destroyer IS a pretty good name!
 WTF: @Teechur Her eggs may be angry!
 Back Door Dan: Odor!
 Teechur: Perhaps not the woman from #176387
 Sally: Who peed in my poo?
 Surprising: Filth Destroyer is a pretty good death metal name.
Image 176386   04-30-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
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