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258248  WTF: Nice Beaver.

258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

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 BavidDowie: @dangerkeith3000 new Avatar looking...
 taiko: I see lots of blue labia. But maybe that's just me. Not gross, but a little weird.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 :-)
 Hokie333: @scribbs I was just gonna go with "both" but thought "yes" was slightly funnier. I regret nothing.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 Again, I apologize. That was rude of me.
 scribbs: @Hokie333 Miss Manners said that giving unsolicited advice is one of the most rude things a person can do. I apologize for being rude. In English "or" is XOR; it's exclusive. When you use that joke, you sound like someone remarking about a cold day in January with "So much for global warming!" Mixing terms-of-art with plain English just gives people cause to judge you; it's rarely funny.
 WaffleIron: Blue pasta waffle.
 Bast Relief: Whatever it is, it looks used.
 dangerous dave: It's probably nothing but I just wanna get this checked out, thanks.
 scribbs: @Theta Zero That's a relief.
 Theta Zero: @scribbs It looks like mushed up Fruit Roll-ups shaped into a square. So it's, uh, neutral.
 Hokie333: @scribbs yes.
 scribbs: Is this neat or gross?
Image 176392   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
373
 
 BavidDowie: if only these could be whirrled
 Dreforian: @eider plus for the sheer audacity
 eider: @Knice You should give peas a chance.
 Bast Relief: I post #Resist all the time, but this is probably more accurate.
 Darmstadtium: I don't like peas, they are evil
 Knice: I'd prefer to rest in corn. :-)
Image 176391   04-30-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
381
 
 avemaria: Remember McDonalds Commandrons?
 Borkf: This is my ideal car from when I was 5.
 WaffleIron: The next Star Trek movie will feature a shuttlecraft that converts into a sports car.
 Prostata: do want
 dangerous dave: @tritium I think I see the shadow of a fourth wheel in the back, there.
 tritium: The 2019 Robin Reliant.
Image 176390   04-30-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
235
 
 WaffleIron: I watched a documentary about crystal skulls and learned that they will give a Phd to anybody.
 jochenau: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of what no Spielberg no just NO STOP WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO INDIANA JONES.
 Skinr: you're my son, Mutt, and I love you
Image 176389   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
492
 
 addend: "Can you believe it - We have the same eyeglass prescription!"
 Himesama: @Teechur * Comment below meant for you and @Cami
 Himesama: @Himesama @Cami Good one dudes.
 a robot: Either one guy needs to roll his sleeves up or the other guy needs to roll his sleeves down, for maximum matchyness
 Cami: @Himesama @Teechur I only have one son so he gets all the resources that twins would have to share.
 Teechur: @Himesama We treat our twins so differently, they are 2 years apart in age.
 Himesama: @Teechur Me too my sons never wore matching outfits or even got the same haircut
 scribbs: @Knice Grandrad grandplad granddads?
 Teechur: I think it's cruel to dress twins in identical clothing.
 Knice: Raid plaid daids.
Image 176388   04-30-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
44
 
 BavidDowie: maybe they've been trying, jerks
 WaffleIron: If you buy them already showing the result you want you'll be happier for a while.
 Suburbanmom: Now THIS is a good day!
 Dr Awkward: @Sally and good for him too!
 Sally: Good for her.
Image 176387   04-30-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
202
 
 addend: I did. It was me. Sorry.
 Suburbanmom: @Theta Zero Filth Destroyer IS a pretty good name!
 WTF: @Teechur Her eggs may be angry!
 ignatz: Odor!
 Teechur: Perhaps not the woman from #176387
 Sally: Who peed in my poo?
 Theta Zero: Filth Destroyer is a pretty good death metal name.
Image 176386   04-30-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
488
 
 dobbiesdoogs: they don't fit very well, unless your name is sam
 tib gubb: this is how phones catch on fire
 Skinr: Porch 911
 Mr. Shine: When I was in Hong Kong in 1991 I saw several Scny Wlakmen for sale
 Dan Tagonistic: This is comforting
Image 176385   04-30-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
96
 
 fidelcastro: Rocky Dennis on acid.
 Dan Tagonistic: Are you feeling anything yet?
Image 176384   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
288
 
 Jabberwikket: They had a little help. Father loaned them a small amount of GPA
 Bast Relief: I had accidentally messed up my grading categories and everyone had an A for 24 hours. Once I caught my error one parent called me to complain that her do-nothing kid should get an A on a technicality. LOL
 dobbiesdoogs: it pays to do extra credit
 DarkTeddy: My GPA still would be abysmal after this final grade
 Dan Tagonistic: @White Rice The rapture WILL happen
 White Rice: @Dan Tagonistic right? All I know is I'm safely above the blue level, but I have no idea where purple is these days.
 Dan Tagonistic: Current purple level XP requirements
 tritium: Must be on a curve.
 Ulillillia: That's a lot of XP.
 Zampano: You got an A++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Image 176383   04-30-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
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