Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



268806  FabricMan: "The Italian plumber is gone? Hooray!"

268772  FabricMan: @Felicity She's already been to rehab a few times

268736  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268800  Teechur: y ru so upside down?

268806  Psymon: Bowser's Summer Holiday

268812  Knice: That's my kinda kitty!! :-D

268787  VeeKay: @Shay Me too. Medical school at that! A.

268796  VeeKay: If that snake is a krait you're dead big hands.

268799  VeeKay: I agree that crimes against fashion should be punished, but this is a bit much.

268801  VeeKay: Gardening in a pyroclastic fall area? Always a struggle.

268802  Mr. Butt: Stupid sexy Masons.

268805  VeeKay: Yawn

268806  Not A Bot: Hey there, fella!

268747  wolfpk: That is necessary for my mother!

268770  wolfpk: "Who is the better captain; Kirk or Picard?" She will running to save her sanity in less than a minute!

268798  Yam: Also hes an avocado

268753  SunWukong: This is shiterogen.

268771  wolfpk: Careful pug pupper, old age is sneaking up on you.

268767  Springbok: dog: *smoulders*

268767  Springbok: me: *is smould*

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. MrBoffo
2. Not A Bot
3. tib gubb
4. a robot
5. VeeKay
6. Side Boob
7. Shay
8. Annoying Vegan
9. Teechur
10. ignatz



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 Felicity: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

bad tony uploaded 268318 (1073 points)
beyardo uploaded 268340 (955 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 268416 (934 points)
PygmyGremlin uploaded 268286 (874 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (816 points)
Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (773 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (745 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (732 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (728 points)
Cyka uploaded 268401 (725 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (719 points)
foreversmug uploaded 268397 (716 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
bubbles uploaded 268370 (696 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. E. HONDA: 4768 points
 2. Annoying Vegan : 3370 points
 3. Side Boob: 2542 points
 4. Murm Gungus: 2239 points
 5. VeeKay: 1769 points
 6. MrBoffo: 1711 points
 7. Shay: 1630 points
 8. Zaxxoff: 1580 points
 9. CompletelyJoking: 1566 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
11. wordjones: 1506 points
12. frenk: 1499 points
13. poetrysucks: 1440 points
14. beyardo: 1431 points
15. amputator: 1421 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Noremak.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 857
Registered users online in past hour: 1939

Average image score (last 24 hours): 306

Total number of comments: 1398209
Total number of images: 268785



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 138394
XP needed for green ranking: 38881
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
381
 
 avemaria: Remember McDonalds Commandrons?
 Borkf: This is my ideal car from when I was 5.
 WaffleIron: The next Star Trek movie will feature a shuttlecraft that converts into a sports car.
 Prostata: do want
 dangerous dave: @tritium I think I see the shadow of a fourth wheel in the back, there.
 tritium: The 2019 Robin Reliant.
Image 176390   04-30-17   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
Score:
235
 
 WaffleIron: I watched a documentary about crystal skulls and learned that they will give a Phd to anybody.
 jochenau: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of what no Spielberg no just NO STOP WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO INDIANA JONES.
 Skinr: you're my son, Mutt, and I love you
Image 176389   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
492
 
 addend: "Can you believe it - We have the same eyeglass prescription!"
 Himesama: @Teechur * Comment below meant for you and @Cami
 Himesama: @Himesama @Cami Good one dudes.
 a robot: Either one guy needs to roll his sleeves up or the other guy needs to roll his sleeves down, for maximum matchyness
 Cami: @Himesama @Teechur I only have one son so he gets all the resources that twins would have to share.
 Teechur: @Himesama We treat our twins so differently, they are 2 years apart in age.
 Himesama: @Teechur Me too my sons never wore matching outfits or even got the same haircut
 scribbs: @Knice Grandrad grandplad granddads?
 Teechur: I think it's cruel to dress twins in identical clothing.
 Knice: Raid plaid daids.
Image 176388   04-30-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
44
 
 BavidDowie: maybe they've been trying, jerks
 WaffleIron: If you buy them already showing the result you want you'll be happier for a while.
 Suburbanmom: Now THIS is a good day!
 epitasis: @Sally and good for him too!
 Sally: Good for her.
Image 176387   04-30-17   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
202
 
 addend: I did. It was me. Sorry.
 Suburbanmom: @Theta Zero Filth Destroyer IS a pretty good name!
 WTF: @Teechur Her eggs may be angry!
 Back Door Dan: Odor!
 Teechur: Perhaps not the woman from #176387
 Sally: Who peed in my poo?
 Surprising: Filth Destroyer is a pretty good death metal name.
Image 176386   04-30-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
488
 
 dobbiesdoogs: they don't fit very well, unless your name is sam
 tib gubb: this is how phones catch on fire
 Skinr: Porch 911
 Mr. Shine: When I was in Hong Kong in 1991 I saw several Scny Wlakmen for sale
 Dan Tagonistic: This is comforting
Image 176385   04-30-17   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
96
 
 fidelcastro: Rocky Dennis on acid.
 Dan Tagonistic: Are you feeling anything yet?
Image 176384   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
288
 
 Jabberwikket: They had a little help. Father loaned them a small amount of GPA
 Bast Relief: I had accidentally messed up my grading categories and everyone had an A for 24 hours. Once I caught my error one parent called me to complain that her do-nothing kid should get an A on a technicality. LOL
 dobbiesdoogs: it pays to do extra credit
 DarkTeddy: My GPA still would be abysmal after this final grade
 Dan Tagonistic: @White Rice The rapture WILL happen
 White Rice: @Dan Tagonistic right? All I know is I'm safely above the blue level, but I have no idea where purple is these days.
 Dan Tagonistic: Current purple level XP requirements
 tritium: Must be on a curve.
 Ulillillia: That's a lot of XP.
 Zampano: You got an A++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Image 176383   04-30-17   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
336
 
 itskando: Rad for slurm
 werterland: This would have been so much better without the caption.
 tritium: Wavves and Suuns are the same band, you can't tell me otherwise.
Image 176382   04-30-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
Score:
321
 
 Ulillillia: It's as plain as the lack of nose on your face
Image 176381   04-30-17   Uploaded by    pig 3
Page 1 ... 9237 9238 9239 9240 9241 9242 9243 ... 26878 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.