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273543  Bob: Same

273544  a robot: "You think that maybe I should use these clamps that I use every single day at every opportunity? You're a freaking genius, you idiot!!"

273539  Fantasy: Welcome to Garbagetown

273534  WTF: Are your children zombies?

273521  FabricMan: Gesundheit!

273541  tib gubb: Marty, we have to go back.

273542  tib gubb: I want this guy to write my resume.

273543  Peter Pantsless: He hed too smol

273542  FabricMan: "Will you require sponsorship?" "No."

273541  Bob: .. W

273470  crazymothaofa: Two seconds after that bong rip that just wrecked your shit

273549  Paint Chips: I sent this picture to my mom last time it was posted and she thought it was a childhood picture of me. Not sure what that says about me...

273540  tib gubb: nice photoshop job, dickweed

273536  tib gubb: wow it's rough when life isn't given to you on a silver platter

273538  Shay: One bourbon, one scotch, but no beer.

273537  tib gubb: damn idiot kids clogging up our parking lots

273538  tib gubb: I can relate to this.

273534  UltraBeverly: That bee did a number on those kids

273536  Bob: Existence is problematic.

273525  Not A Bot: Oh Anon, you're like that one kid who always talks about how much sex he is totally having all day long guys don't laugh she's canadian and totally real we had dozens of sex last summer

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Score:
966
 
 Ironass: Last thing I remember was sniffing in suitcase in an airport.
 A duck: "Oh yeah? Well YOU go like this: HURF A DURF BLERP A DERP AUGH AUGH AUGH!"
 dangerous dave: [Hank Hill voice] That boy ain't right. [/Hank Hill voice]
 enfanta: German Shepderp, I think.
 Bernie 2016: Borderp collie?
Image 176300   04-30-17   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
540
 
 MabelSyrup: ummmmmm @FabricMan
 FabricMan: And the little brats won't even laugh when you shout "Goo-goo ga-joob!"
 Mr. Butt: Good username/upload combo
Image 176299   04-30-17   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
346
 
 No Penguins Allowed: @XLY I think its Anthony Sullivan
 XLY: mwow towels (in comic sands) Also who is the guy in green?
 tib gubb: his only crime was getting punched in the mouth
 SoyUnPerdedor: He ded
 Cami: They tease only because he was caught.
 WTF: Scam-Wow!
Image 176298   04-30-17   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
461
 
 Bob: I love New Hampshire
 TurkeyVulture: @FabricMan I would go right ahead and take Mr. Supreme over any of the current whack off of cabinet or court nominees. As a matter of fact, the higher up the chain of succession he sits, the better as far as I'm concerned.
 tib gubb: do a youtube search of vermin supreme, you won't be disappointed
 FabricMan: I give it another month before Vermin Supreme gets a cabinet post
 Noremak: Comedy in 2017
 Noremak: Random thing to disregard you.
Image 176297   04-30-17   Uploaded by    betamax
Score:
413
 
 Amy Housewine: Q*Bert: The Acid Years.
 Bu7Z: New minecraft mod seems colourful,
Image 176296   04-30-17   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
248
 
 a robot: "We're not mad, just disappointed."
 Hosebag: You better put a wrapper on that thing or your gonna be swimming in kid poop.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I've seen better..."
 Defiance: Tne United States of Whatever
 mrdiron: gurl y u even comin' round here like that
 Scoo: "Hey"
Image 176295   04-30-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
416
 
 annterland: 70's called...they want their fugly block heel back
 Knice: @ChubbyBuddy My fetonesh ones the number one onen place of the letter one. :-D
 ChubbyBuddy: @Aufziehvogel my fet1sh 1s double-posts
 TaintJuice: There is a fetish for everything.
 Mr. Skeltal: There is a fetish for everything.
Image 176294   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
510
 
 Borkf: @Bu7Z Some of the best things that ever happened to me were break ups. They never feel like it at the time, but it's how we move forward in life.
 tib gubb: too real! too real!
 Ulillillia: @Bu7Z I just don't have kids
 WTF: @Bu7Z I just tell my kids to stop having feelings.
 Noremak: @Bu7Z I'd tell him it's a human experience to go through and there's usually an existential realization at the end of every single one. Only after a break up do you rebuild yourself and find your strength again. It takes time and experience to move past it.
 KingTrebek: This is from Parasyte for those interested.
 Shay: Maybe if you did laundry and change the shirt you've been wearing for over six months, you will.
 Bu7Z: My son just broke up with his girlfriend of a year... Man I remember my first girlfriend... How do you tell a guy that I went through all this and every relationship since I've felt like the one before was nothing compared to the relationship I'm in now..? Especially since I have to include in that the relationship I once had with his mother..?
 scribbs: Same.
 Ulillillia: cathy-san
Image 176293   04-30-17   Uploaded by    grimes
Score:
136
 
 Borkf: @Ulillillia @ChubbyBuddy One loneke thones new game.
 Ulillillia: Onesert 10000 coones to contoneue
 ChubbyBuddy: 1nsert 10000 co1ns to cont1nue
Image 176292   04-30-17   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
543
 
 wolfpk: Now this gives me an idea for next Halloween. My neighbors will hate me.
 Amy Housewine: Dogs and their bones.
 Knice: Beelzeborkf.
Image 176291   04-30-17   Uploaded by    realjon
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