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273374  Not A Bot: I found out he turned down a $5,000,000 advertising deal with a beer company because his demographic is mostly kids.

273377  tib gubb: i laughed, i cried, i laughed again...

273366  Air Biscuit: Ive had this happen a few times. Random cats would jump into my car as soon as i open the door and just sit on the floor of the passenger seat.

273386  bigbison: Thank you, come again.

273382  Bob: End of days, end of days

273373  tib gubb: you always look flat honey... oh wait, shit

273381  gggina: I don't think shrinking is what your sphincter will be doing...

273365  Littlecraftywolf: but honestly tho why would they ever where their fursuits in an airport its like the worst possible place

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273265  mammal883: @mammal883 thats not what I wrote! damn switherino!

273373  Mad Collager: @UltraBeverly What, me ruin my chances with a dateline?

273372  WTF: Oh ya pops? Well you ain't the "World's Greatest Grandpa" either so lose the fucking coffee mug.

273373  UltraBeverly: @Mad Collager dont be a merchater

273376  WTF: brown tape

273375  dangerkeith3000: those are some healthy gums.

273379  WTF: For those "Flat Spacers"

273246  mammal883: @ignatz @sparename @lecj07 My wife has Celiac, and we prefer gin and tonic, with orange and grapefruit bitters. No idea what you call it.

273329  dangerkeith3000: It's a blue waffle.

273334  dangerkeith3000: what if all i touch is my wiener and my wiener is clean?

273265  mammal883: Berty of Chick Corea?

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.



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tears as lube uploaded 273082 (762 points)
Weedheart uploaded 273059 (750 points)
140bpm uploaded 273040 (730 points)
desertfox uploaded 273016 (727 points)
night shift uploaded 272937 (721 points)
RogueLeader uploaded 272934 (719 points)
chelseachels uploaded 273263 (717 points)
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 5. reagan: 1914 points
 6. Never AFK: 1775 points
 7. Mexico: 1724 points
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10. deadwombat: 1616 points
11. parrotsnest: 1558 points
12. shwoarty: 1547 points
13. daver: 1508 points
14. Shay: 1447 points
15. dangerkeith3000: 1433 points
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 wolfpk: Now this gives me an idea for next Halloween. My neighbors will hate me.
 Amy Housewine: Dogs and their bones.
 Knice: Beelzeborkf.
Image 176291   04-30-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
335
 
 Annoying Vegan : I kneed to know what's going on here
 Zampano: Nice, err uh, coconuts?
 Shay: @scribbs And Jerry was a race car driver
 Bu7Z: If you weren't purple @scribbs I'd have thought something different.
 scribbs: Naomi has two apples...
Image 176290   04-30-17   Uploaded by    pisspig
Image 176289 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by seahawks. You have brought shame on us, seahawks.
Score:
424
 
 bug: Take THAT creationists
 Shay: Oops, wrong book. I was looking for "Everyone's Born With a Beck" as my baby has two turntables and a microphone.
Image 176288   04-30-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
144
 
 Dick Inspector: She eats sashimi by the sea shore.
 Bu7Z: The rasberry cream cliffs of Dover
Image 176287   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
Score:
701
 
 KrazyKat: @Bu7Z while captain haddock and Uma Thurman do a crazy dance.
 Wet farts: I hate him
 Cami: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Nestor goes shopping he buys SHIT....
 itskando: Was born with a beak
 Bu7Z: Snowy rips someone apart and gallons of blood spray everywhere.
Image 176286   04-30-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
615
 
 Noremak: I still have no idea how to play this game or know why old people spend hours playing it.
 Bu7Z: @Bu7Z ok I could have found a pic of Peter capaldi, submitted it, hoped that it got front page worthy status, sat around until it actually got put up at some time while I should have been asleep or at work or something, and then commented on that image... But it's Sunday night, I'm watching the doctor being the best doctor ever... And it's bed time because I don't have a tardis and I can actually be late or just to tired for things like being on site on Monday so... You know...
 Bu7Z: Perhaps because eight they fucked up a bit, realised, and are trying to make amends...
 scribbs: You can totally buy them, too...for $20.
 Bu7Z: How awesome is dr who season nine?!?
 Mr. Shine: When you win, point a big fan at the table so all the cards fly off.
Image 176285   04-30-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
508
 
 Science: I always see the calmest pits. Mine is a freaking maniac.
 tib gubb: i had a dog who looked just like that, one of the most tolerant animals i've ever met in my life
 drilldo: Sweet... 'til it bites your face off
 Amy Housewine: Joined in holy matrimony in the eyes of Dog.
 duckfarts: @Bu7Z puptials
 Bu7Z: Pupper for your nuptials.
Image 176284   04-30-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
564
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Still looks comfortable
 Nopetology: This cat lives with you. And punishes you when you fail to comply with its demands. Things need to be a certain way. Sound familiar?
 Bu7Z: "Stop fucking with the grav engine!"
 scribbs: Best yoga instructor I ever had.
Image 176283   04-30-17   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
349
 
 WTF: Those wacky Canadians...
 itskando: Grose
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
Image 176282   04-30-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
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